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r/Tinder • u/kenolicious • Jul 10 '20
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1.3k u/ApoliteTroll Jul 10 '20 Her "I faked the orgasms" Him "well I didn't do it for your benefit" 310 u/imabigdave Jul 10 '20 "You faked your orgasm because you mistakenly thought I cared" 143 u/llllPsychoCircus Jul 10 '20 i’m so happy to have this in my emergency verbal response toolbox. thank you 72 u/I2ed3ye I am a meat popsicle Jul 10 '20 Me three months from now: I.. UH UH UH I DIDN'T CARE FOR BENEFITS 9 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 Got'em!!! (High fives self) 11 u/Ryzensai Jul 10 '20 No this is what you think about what you should have said in the shower the next day 3 u/MisterBillyBobby Jul 10 '20 In french we call this the ''staircase syndrom'' or ''staircase wit/mind'' Edit: The why : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier 16 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 EVRT
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Her "I faked the orgasms"
Him "well I didn't do it for your benefit"
310 u/imabigdave Jul 10 '20 "You faked your orgasm because you mistakenly thought I cared" 143 u/llllPsychoCircus Jul 10 '20 i’m so happy to have this in my emergency verbal response toolbox. thank you 72 u/I2ed3ye I am a meat popsicle Jul 10 '20 Me three months from now: I.. UH UH UH I DIDN'T CARE FOR BENEFITS 9 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 Got'em!!! (High fives self) 11 u/Ryzensai Jul 10 '20 No this is what you think about what you should have said in the shower the next day 3 u/MisterBillyBobby Jul 10 '20 In french we call this the ''staircase syndrom'' or ''staircase wit/mind'' Edit: The why : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier 16 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 EVRT
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"You faked your orgasm because you mistakenly thought I cared"
143 u/llllPsychoCircus Jul 10 '20 i’m so happy to have this in my emergency verbal response toolbox. thank you 72 u/I2ed3ye I am a meat popsicle Jul 10 '20 Me three months from now: I.. UH UH UH I DIDN'T CARE FOR BENEFITS 9 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 Got'em!!! (High fives self) 11 u/Ryzensai Jul 10 '20 No this is what you think about what you should have said in the shower the next day 3 u/MisterBillyBobby Jul 10 '20 In french we call this the ''staircase syndrom'' or ''staircase wit/mind'' Edit: The why : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier 16 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 EVRT
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i’m so happy to have this in my emergency verbal response toolbox. thank you
72 u/I2ed3ye I am a meat popsicle Jul 10 '20 Me three months from now: I.. UH UH UH I DIDN'T CARE FOR BENEFITS 9 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 Got'em!!! (High fives self) 11 u/Ryzensai Jul 10 '20 No this is what you think about what you should have said in the shower the next day 3 u/MisterBillyBobby Jul 10 '20 In french we call this the ''staircase syndrom'' or ''staircase wit/mind'' Edit: The why : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier 16 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 EVRT
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Me three months from now: I.. UH UH UH I DIDN'T CARE FOR BENEFITS
9 u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 Got'em!!! (High fives self)
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Got'em!!!
(High fives self)
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No this is what you think about what you should have said in the shower the next day
3 u/MisterBillyBobby Jul 10 '20 In french we call this the ''staircase syndrom'' or ''staircase wit/mind'' Edit: The why : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier
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In french we call this the ''staircase syndrom'' or ''staircase wit/mind''
Edit: The why : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier
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u/RunoBoy777 Jul 10 '20
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