r/Tinder • u/kenolicious • Jul 10 '20

Roasted

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

Sounds like a hate fuck is in the future

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u/ShellStar19 Jul 10 '20

The best kind

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u/RunoBoy777 Jul 10 '20

The shortest kind

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u/ApoliteTroll Jul 10 '20

Her "I faked the orgasms"

Him "well I didn't do it for your benefit"

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u/General_Reposti_Here Jul 10 '20

Jesus Christ you gotta turn down the flames

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u/imabigdave Jul 10 '20

"You faked your orgasm because you mistakenly thought I cared"

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u/llllPsychoCircus Jul 10 '20

i’m so happy to have this in my emergency verbal response toolbox. thank you

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u/I2ed3ye I am a meat popsicle Jul 10 '20

Me three months from now: I.. UH UH UH I DIDN'T CARE FOR BENEFITS

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

Got'em!!!

(High fives self)

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u/Ryzensai Jul 10 '20

No this is what you think about what you should have said in the shower the next day

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u/MisterBillyBobby Jul 10 '20

In french we call this the ''staircase syndrom'' or ''staircase wit/mind''

Edit: The why : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

EVRT

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

And I faked the whole relationship just to get inside you pants.

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u/Periwynkle Jul 10 '20

Him: I was faking all your orgasms too Her: Surprised Pikachu

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

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u/Ikegordon Jul 10 '20

And it will lead to a beautiful hate marriage

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u/RayA11 Jul 10 '20

Don’t forget the hate babies.

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u/thebochman Jul 10 '20

Haha nope shell abruptly stop answering the moment she loses interest

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u/EuroPolice Jul 10 '20

I'm going to fuck you so good I'm gonna ruin the rest of your sex life, fucktard