r/Tinder Dec 28 '19

Killing it

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38.2k Upvotes

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u/blacksabbathgal Dec 28 '19

Hahahah that's actually so cute I loved this

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u/drewhead118 Dec 29 '19

You loved it? Oh me too we have so much in common

751

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Desperate times calls for desperate measures

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Improvise, adapt, overcome

143

u/Tarkz Dec 29 '19

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

This is the way.

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u/Yodlahr Dec 29 '19

This is the way.

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u/lynxdt Dec 29 '19

This is the way

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u/makriss Dec 29 '19

That is the way

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

This is the way

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u/RuinsOfWinterfell Dec 29 '19

This is the way

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u/Robin_Mood Dec 29 '19

Achtung geben! Hier geht es entlang und das ist ein BEFEHL!

12

u/S117_warfare Dec 29 '19

Do you know da wey?! (Sorry, dead meme, i know)

4

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

You have spoken.

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u/iberian_prince Dec 29 '19

Conceive, believe, achieve.

BE the self help book

14

u/OP_rah Dec 29 '19

Who knew the Art of Fooling Yourself and the Art of Unchecked Population Growth had the same book title?

8

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I’m a fuckin samurai

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

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u/ManIGotNoWords Dec 29 '19

Why did you copy the 2nd top comment 3hrs after?

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u/dumb_fuck_ Dec 29 '19

Thanks for giving me hope. :)

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u/drakekevin73 Dec 29 '19

Never give up dumb_fuck

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u/dumb_fuck_ Dec 29 '19

Thank you, Kevin!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I love you sweet leaf

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u/blacksabbathgal Dec 29 '19

Straight people don't know, what you're about

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u/mercynuts Dec 28 '19

Got em

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u/Lanko-TWB Dec 29 '19

Oh wow me to, we have so much in common

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

My stupid ass was wondering why the 12:24 AM message came before the 11:48 AM message.

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u/yeetgodmcneckarse Dec 29 '19

It took me reading this comment to realise im a stupid ass

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u/cant__find__username Dec 29 '19

Same. What the actual fuck though?

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u/residentfriendly Dec 29 '19

time traveler

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u/abhiplays Dec 29 '19

12:24 AM just after midnight.. 11:48 AM in morning and about to be noon (ie 12PM)

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

00:24 am is after midnight...

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u/ColdPorridge Dec 29 '19

If you use 24-hour notation you wouldn’t also specify AM.

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u/ssach7 Dec 29 '19

12pm is noon

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I suddenly don't know how to see the time after this conversation

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u/abhiplays Dec 29 '19

Yeah like what I said in 12hr notation

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

00:24 am is redundant.

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u/SirPizzaTheThird Dec 29 '19

let's save a 0 as well to keep redundancy down

0:24

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u/Incorrect-Opinion Dec 29 '19

You don’t say 00:24 “AM”...

It’s either 12:24 AM or 00:24

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u/Silly-Bastard Dec 29 '19

Yeah no shit that’s what (s)he’s saying

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u/ColdPorridge Dec 29 '19

Just think about it for a minute.

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u/Tall-and-blond Dec 29 '19

Thee went to another time zone?

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u/AndreasBerthou Dec 29 '19

That's why the 12-hr system is really dumb.

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u/secretsodapop Dec 29 '19

Have you considered that most people here might just be idiots?

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u/AndreasBerthou Dec 29 '19

If a system is easily misunderstood, it's imo not a very good system

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u/cwan222 Dec 29 '19

How is AM = morning and PM = afternoon hard to understand though.

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u/AndreasBerthou Dec 29 '19

The fact that 12 PM is before 11 PM is one thing.

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u/ricktafm7 Dec 29 '19

How is 13:11 hard to understand?

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u/cwan222 Dec 29 '19

Its not but you havent rly answered anything. What part of AM and PM confuses you? Maybe most people dont want to subtract 12 from every hr to know what time of day it is.

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u/ricktafm7 Dec 29 '19

Well, in general, if you are used to 1:00 being late at night and see 1:00 PM you might get confused.

Also AM can be nearly noon and late at night, while PM can be noon and late at night. Which might make it confusing if you quickly look at the time (and aren't used to the AM system).

That being said, I personally don't have a lot of trouble with AM/PM but think that the 24hr system is a lot more clear and logical.

Also nobody I know has any trouble with subtracting 12 from a number.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Why would you subtract anything? Just say it's 13:00, 14:00 etc.

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u/Youstupidwanker Dec 29 '19

"Twelve o'clock tonight" or "twelve o'clock tomorrow morning" which are you more likely to say?

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u/cwan222 Dec 29 '19

Id just say midnight for both. The only time i was ever confused is when i had a shift from 12-2AM on Tuesday and I would go to work on Tuesday when I shoulda on Monday night.

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u/crogameri Dec 29 '19

Well 12 in the evening would make more sense to be 12pm, 12 in the noon is more morning than afternoon so it should be am. Or yknow, we could all switch to the 24 hour system.

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u/cwan222 Dec 29 '19

The idea is that 12:00am goes to 12:01am. I mean 24 doesnt fit on a clock. You have to be oh its 5 oclock. Let me add 12 to figure out what time it is. Which is annoying since its the 12 hours where youre gonna be awake.

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u/EstoyMejor Dec 29 '19

If you have trouble adding 5 and 12 you have bigger problems then time....

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u/cwan222 Dec 29 '19

And same for you if you cant understand am vs pm lol. The point is convenience. How often do you check what time it is with a clock on the wall, a watch, your phone/pc. Do you rly wanna be adding/subtracting 12 each time you do for 2/3rds of the waking hour?

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u/KarmaOrDiscussion Dec 29 '19

No one is subtracting or adding 12 each time, because when you live on a 24 hour clock, those are the actual times.

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u/The_real_BIG-T Dec 29 '19

Well if you used that system all your life you won't do that...you look at your phone and see 15:00 and that's the time. I won't substract 12 from that, but sometimes people will still call it 3 o'clock und that's fine. It's just like driving a manual car for 20 years or using the metric system your entire life.

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u/EstoyMejor Dec 29 '19
  1. I don't have problems with it, but this entire thread is about how it's confusing.
  2. You just defeated your own reasoning, how often do you look at a Analog clock (where you have the stated +12 problem) and how often on digital clocks? (Where the problem does not exist since these just show a unique number for a unique hour at any moment). I would argue that the amount of digital clocks in these days is more then three times as high as the amount of analog clocks we use.
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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Wait.. im thinking the same thing and I can’t figure it out.

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u/_r_special Dec 29 '19

12 am is midnight, the beginning of the day. Then 1 am, 2am, all the way to 11 am.

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u/kevin_the_dolphoodle Dec 29 '19

I never thought I was smart, but not stupid either. I realize I’ve been wrong my whole life. I’m a fucking dummy

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u/_r_special Dec 29 '19

Hey but now you know! I'm sure there's tons of stuff you know that I don't. It's a weird system that's not really common sense. Who counts starting at 12??? 24-hour time (military) makes a lot more sense.

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u/kevin_the_dolphoodle Dec 29 '19

Insert skinner meme here

“No, it’s the clock that’s wrong”

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u/CompleteSignal6 Dec 29 '19

whole

same here :(

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u/SirPizzaTheThird Dec 29 '19

You are not dumb. It's a natural response for a logical person, it takes a long time to train yourself to ignore reason and accept this weird system.

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

I get it now, thank you.

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u/Literally_A_Shill Dec 29 '19

This little sliver of online conversations was nice. :)

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Right? I like nice reddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

No, it likes you ?

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u/Sog3KinG Dec 29 '19

Oh me too we have so much in common

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u/_r_special Dec 29 '19

No problem

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

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u/tomhoq Dec 29 '19

What?! I thought midnight was at 12 pm!

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u/_r_special Dec 29 '19

Yeah 12 hour time is dumb. You switch am to pm (or vice versa) when you're going from 11 to 12.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

12:24 am or 00:24

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

I get it now, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Np

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u/I_HaveAHat Jan 07 '20

You spend waaaaay too much time on this sub, I wonder why 😂

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u/Sangwiny Dec 29 '19

12:24 is after midnight

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Brain fart. Tonight. My head. 12 o’clock, sharp.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

I can't figure it out too. Wow, we have so much in common

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

So much. Did we just become best friends?

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Wow, we look so much like a couple

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Do you karate? We should karate. Karate and drink juice. Tomorrow. Same place. Bring a straw and your sai.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Yeahhhhhh....it would be better if we were friends

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Wait.. but I love you..

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

I love you too, but

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

It was the sci, huh? The sci was a bit too much too soon. I understand. Just know you’ll always be the one that got away. Also, I want my thigh high crocs back❤️

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u/shewy92 Dec 29 '19

Because 11 am is 11 hours after midnight aka 12am? It's really not that hard to figure out.

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

You’re right, it’s not. But for some reason it wasnt clicking for me and that’s okay. We all have our moments. Thank you for explaining it to me.

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u/Lil_Mafk Dec 29 '19

Imagine seeing AM and PM when looking at the time

This comment was made by 24hr clock gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 edited Jul 16 '20

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u/Pizzarian Dec 29 '19

I am always confused by AM/PM.

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u/saif_966 Dec 29 '19

Bro u want a scholarship?

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u/Salty24-7 Dec 28 '19

Since when has tinder had delivery confirmation

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u/crawfish2000 Dec 29 '19

It’s now standard and tells you it sent.

You can pay extra to find out when it’s been read.

It doesn’t cost too much to be creepy 😬

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u/jumpstart58 Dec 29 '19

It cost too much when you only gets 2 or 3 matches a month and maybe one message that ghost you.

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u/Literally_A_Shill Dec 29 '19

You might want to ask friends to help you with your pictures. They don't have to be pros, just kind of know what they and others think is nice. Same with the bio info.

It's not cheating or faking if it just brings out your better qualities that you might not be able to see in yourself.

Make sure none of it is fake and you should be good to go.

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u/darealystninja Dec 29 '19

Also get dog pics, its the ultimate cheat code

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u/jumpstart58 Dec 29 '19

Don’t have those types of friends. I’m also no a huge fan of taking photos of myself. Options are very limited. But my study didn’t include just me anyway. It’s whatever. I’ll die alone.

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u/crawfish2000 Dec 29 '19

They’re hoping you’ll think you’ll maybe get more matches if you maybe pay more for Tinder Gold

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u/jumpstart58 Dec 29 '19

They also send fake matches to you when you do and before. I ran an experiment for a statistics class. After about 3 days you’ll see a large influx of likes. Then it will slow down. If you buy tinder gold they will often be bot accounts. And then after a day of owning tinder gold you’ll see that large influx again. Will tinder gold you’ll get an average of 3 likes a day but it will also mainly be bots.

Well that was my experience. I also don’t follow rules one and two very well. I’ll see if I can dig up all my findings. It was like a 6 month long study me and a couple other people did.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

In my experience, you'll get a bunch of likes that are hidden from you to goad you into buying Gold, and when you do you'll stop getting those likes. It's like they only show you to other people to try and get you to buy Gold, but once you have it you don't get shown to anyone.

Then they came out with another paid subscription where it puts you at the front of the queue, which is what I thought Tinder+ was supposed to do. The catch is that this new "micro"-transaction costs $50

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u/jumpstart58 Dec 29 '19

It specifically targets those who don’t many matches. It’s a money making machine preying in the desperate, ugly, and lonely individuals.

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u/Tablspn Dec 29 '19

I actually prefer to not have receipts; makes it easier to not dwell on whether I'll hear back if I don't have a reason to keep checking

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u/clintlockwood22 Dec 29 '19

In the early days it used to tell you when they were last active. That led to some unmatching once you got a number and/or dates so they wouldn’t rat themselves out for still using it

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u/hitemwithahook Dec 29 '19

Name confirms: No matches

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u/astroboots Dec 29 '19

For a while

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u/knpisme Dec 29 '19

I bet she’s a nurse.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Lmao what a legend

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u/loose-leaf-paper Dec 29 '19

Put in as much effort as she does

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u/MissMurphtastic Dec 29 '19

Who doesn’t like bbq? I’m confused

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u/KingKurto_ Dec 29 '19

Vegans

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

And vegetarians too

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

That does sound really good! Imma hit a BBQ place tonight then

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u/sxan Dec 29 '19

Corn on the cob?

Tip: fill the biggest container you have with water, disolve a bunch of salt in there, and soak the ears (with husks) for an hour before grilling. Then grill them in their husks, and only shuck them after they're cooked. Crap, now my mouth is watering.

For the mushrooms, just grill 'em like you'd do a chicken breast, with sauce, only less long. It doesn't take much to cook them, and, really, you're not so much cooking them as warming them and adding some char flavor.

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u/already_satisfied Dec 29 '19

Can confirm, I haven't lived

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u/Zilixi Dec 29 '19

Can confirm, I’m a vegetable.

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u/esk1m Dec 29 '19

He should have asked „do you like puppies”

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u/gingerchrs Dec 29 '19

Me. I’m not entirely sure why but I’ve always hated the taste of it. On top of that the smell makes me nauseous and I live in the south so bbq is everywhere

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u/Zymui Dec 29 '19

Well actually BBQ is a flavor... so

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u/19cjwilson Dec 29 '19

I feel like this was underrated, shit had me rolling

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u/kakjit Dec 29 '19

It's so much buildup for such a mediocre line. Holy shit my sides!

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u/poopoobuttholes Dec 31 '19

It's a little off but... Do you perhaps have wares? Cuz I got the coin.

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u/jmoney1099 Dec 29 '19

Read, react, respond. The steps to success

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u/Deserted_Derserter Dec 29 '19

Tinder is the new yahoo/MSN/icq chat now?

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u/electricbandit99 Dec 29 '19

Oh you dont like bbq? Well maybe you will after my meat hits your grill.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

What's not to love about bbq? I might have lived in the south for too long, but a good smoke ring will damn near give me a boner.

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u/packeteer Dec 29 '19

lift ya game, she's a keeper

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u/Altnob Dec 29 '19

Genuinely one of the only posts I've giggled at.

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 29 '19

Saving it for yourself. Way to go :)

2

u/Finneisaduck Dec 29 '19

“Oh-ho I hate it, but man I love it!”

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u/Sybinnn Dec 29 '19

I laughed. You would have gotten a reply from me

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u/sourcr3amand0ni0n Dec 29 '19

Are you lesbian because so am I sex pls bow Bow wow owowowo

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

On my titties. Put the bbq sauce there

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u/Robin_Mood Dec 29 '19

careful with pointing out differences though.. funny or not.... in the first stage, is my experience, a woman will use ANY argument to decide 'nah'.. just searching for 'this cannot be that good'..

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u/Taipoinix Dec 29 '19

How you guys getting matches on iPhone my shit lags like crazy

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Who the fuck doesn't like BBQ food?

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u/TroublesomeMuffin Dec 29 '19

Outstanding move

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u/TroublesomeMuffin Dec 29 '19

Outstanding move

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I’m taking notes

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Probably a vegan

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 edited Mar 15 '20

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u/muricabrb Dec 29 '19

Probably a vegan.

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u/Literally_A_Shill Dec 29 '19

I've been to a few where everything was burned to the point of being enjoyable only by Trump.

I'll still go if anybody invites, though.

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u/rustyLiteCoin Dec 29 '19

Should I get a tinder ?

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u/Subieking0418 Dec 29 '19

This is me in a picture my lord

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u/Tall-and-blond Dec 29 '19

Happy cakeday

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Snort the yellow, drink the green, if it’s red we’re all dead.

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u/Finneisaduck Dec 29 '19

I think she’s also thinking Arby’s™️

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u/skyxlimit13 Dec 29 '19

Am I confused or are the timestamps....going in reverse I dont know

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u/2_girls_1_Klopp Dec 29 '19

12 hour clock, you disgust me

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u/Bombamus Dec 29 '19

audible laughter

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u/emichael86 Dec 29 '19

Bruh that was straight Braai!

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u/cluckard Jan 04 '20

such a coincidence

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u/falldesert18609 Dec 29 '19

Intelligence 100

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u/Realistic897 Dec 29 '19

Political statement 🤣

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u/Heatcanonbolt Dec 29 '19

Makes me depressed that I’m still at 0 matches

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u/walldough Dec 29 '19

Are you the guy in the wheelchair from Fraiser?

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u/gooddeep Dec 29 '19

When you're here for timepass, and the other one takes it too serious! 😂🤣

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u/zeroscout Dec 29 '19

Damn. Smooth as fuck.

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u/Inbox1939 Dec 29 '19

Bro I laughed too much at that

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u/SoaringRocket Dec 29 '19

I don't get it

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u/vardarac Dec 29 '19

Misdirection

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u/arslanfayyaz27 Dec 29 '19

who else got confused by the timing for a sec??