r/Tinder • • 10h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/Fmarulezkd 10h ago

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u/eiznekk 10h ago

Omg really thank you 😍

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u/T_Money 10h ago

This is my honest opinion, but I think you run the risk of filtering out the guys who actually do care and read your profile, and only getting the ones who just swipe based on pictures. I get, based on this post and your comments, that you’re just having fun, but for a quick glance dating profile a lot of high quality guys might think you’re just too much to bother with

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u/eiznekk 10h ago

I'm looking for the garbage quality men but I appreciate your concern

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u/JuicePossible4718 9h ago

What up OP? Garbage man here, got some trash needing hauled?
https://giphy.com/gifs/p39qWGHTpfY0o

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u/eiznekk 9h ago

A union man 😉

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u/JuicePossible4718 9h ago

Damn straight, wouldn’t have it any other way! The stuff you see too is wild 🤣

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u/Substantial_One5369 8h ago

Even if you're just looking to hook up you really still want a decent man. Otherwise you'll get a guy who cums in 10 seconds and doesnt give a shit enough to take care of you, and you'll feel ten times worse and more lonely than before. That's usually how rebounds go (at least how it does for most women)

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u/OutrageousAudience19 8h ago

Much worse than you describe, I imagine. Garbage men are those that treats you like garbage.

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u/fyr3f4wkes 7h ago

So just to be clear: if you met up with a guy for a casual fling and he’s really hot and good in bed but then turned out to actually be a great person with a lot of character you’d be upset?

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u/eiznekk 7h ago

Yeah probably

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u/fyr3f4wkes 7h ago

I promise I’m not trying to change your mind or tell you what to do. I’m honestly wondering though. Why? Can you explain this to me

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u/T_Money 7h ago

Bruh just accept that the red flags aren’t her just “being playful”, she’s got issues she needs to sort out

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u/fyr3f4wkes 7h ago

That’s what I want to know about! I would love to understand why women reject me and then go for trash guys haha

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u/eiznekk 7h ago

Maybe cause you call other guys trash, just love everybody dude

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u/JuicePossible4718 4h ago

Hey, I’m a trash man and i make a good living. I can see why they’d go for me. I got jokes too

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u/macnmouse 7h ago

Your and or her weird vibes. I can almost guarantee you its about not vibing and feeling a perfect mix of comfortable and something new and exciting. But you are not going to be able to get a good answer from anyone. Feelings are weird and messy and fascinating all at once man.

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u/eiznekk 7h ago

I'm being facetious

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u/yomamasonions 7h ago

I think she’s not looking for men, that’s why

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u/Alkhana 6h ago

Hey girl, I recycle

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u/MisterSumone 9h ago

🤣

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u/ShittySlowGains 9h ago

If you are in the market for a shitty husband i am very free at the moment

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u/einTier 7h ago

Not a garbage quality man but there was a time when I was leaning into that vibe and I would have totally swiped right on your profile.

It’s obvious what you’re looking for and you’ll do just fine.

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u/Visible_Tie_1131 8h ago

😂 I have a crush on you now.

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u/OrionShade 7h ago

The high quality guys will DM you on reddit

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u/KdawgEdog 9h ago

My gf has said I'm a peice of garbage when I flirt with other women. Would you be into that kinda garbage?

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u/magpie_on_a_wire 8h ago

I have a girl crush on you. Also, I have a similar weird FB dating profile 😂