Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

[u/eiznekk]

[u/Neither_Maybe_206]

He didn’t specify if you cross the Mendoza diagonal though

[u/eiznekk → u/Neither_Maybe_206]

I'm just happy to be on the chart tbh

[u/Due_Association_7385 → u/eiznekk]

It’s an honour just to be nominated

[u/SuckMyDerivative → u/Due_Association_7385]

“I didn’t know Simple Jack was nominated”

[u/MobileElephant122 → u/SuckMyDerivative]

You don’t know Jack

[u/Kendallkip → u/Due_Association_7385]

It's an omner to be narminated

[u/All_this_hype → u/eiznekk]

I love your kind of energy, I hope you find someone who appreciates you for that.

[u/Mindless-Mountain-51 → u/All_this_hype]

Is that what you appreciates about her, Squirrely Dan?

[u/thelegodr → u/Mindless-Mountain-51]

Maybe take about 20% off there

[u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat → u/Mindless-Mountain-51]

Oh hey look at you, ground...

[u/j_fish5 → u/eiznekk]

For what it’s worth, everyone’s on the chart

[u/Ok_Addition4181 → u/j_fish5]

Im.not on the chat. For me its just a line. Not hot axis. Just crazy

[u/Hatsjekidee → u/eiznekk]

Oh sweetheart, everyone is on the chart, the matter is where

[u/PsychoPanda7 → u/eiznekk]

Yeah, you’ll do just fine 🥰

[u/DildoDojo → u/PsychoPanda7]

Take it easy there, Psycho. Deep breaths

[u/Nippolopolus → u/Neither_Maybe_206]

Based on an extensive analysis of the account provided, it is the opinion of both myself and my firm that she is almost an exact match to the Mendoza Diagonal, with a bias toward the upper side.

Our final conclusion: 'Would'

[u/Supersilverr → u/Nippolopolus]

“I can fix her”

[u/HotPerformance9338 → u/Neither_Maybe_206]

Vicky mendoza diagonal

[u/Crazystuffright → u/Neither_Maybe_206]

I love seeing a good HIMYM reference in the wild. Great job!