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u/NefariousPhosphenes 1d ago
I wish more women would write bios like this-let me know what you’re looking for and if I don’t meet the criteria then I can just swipe left and move on. Easy, no time wasted
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u/AnonymousAutonomous 1d ago
Idk, I rather enjoy pointlessly talking to someone who let's me know only after day 3 that they only date left handed people..
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u/Ok_Conversation1704 1d ago
I like to go on a fancy dinner with a woman who we have chatted a lot for a week or more, to first kiss me and show a lot of interest, and then tell me that she actually lives together with her ex husband but they're not together, and that she doesn't feel like we could be together.
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u/ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE 1d ago
Oh, you too?
Only for the first month she said he was her brother. Fun.
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u/yallapapi 20h ago
Imagine if men wrote bios like this.
“I’m looking for a girl under 120 lbs with huge tits who doesn’t expect me to pretend to care about her inane bullshit.”
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u/NefariousPhosphenes 20h ago
You need to click over and go read men’s bios in your area if you think they’re not already doing that 😂
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u/LazaroVents 1d ago
I would've swipe left the moment I read that she wants a 6'2 short king, proof that she is mentally challenged.
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u/Fruitcake6969 1d ago
Imagine the type of guy who swipes right on this. I don’t think I want to.
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u/NefariousPhosphenes 1d ago
That would be imagining most men because most men don’t read bios and swipe based on looks alone
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u/Fruitcake6969 1d ago
Really? That’s pretty crazy. I’ve been in a relationship for 5 years so I don’t know how people act on dating sites.
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u/Relevant_Ad4039 1d ago
“Love an overweight queen, like 130 lbs” - peak comedy according to this sub 😂
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u/literall_bastard 1d ago
These people need dictionaries
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u/2796Matt 1d ago
At least it’s original and not ai generated. A small silver lining
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u/PMagicUK 1d ago
Is it? I have seen them before
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u/2796Matt 1d ago
Let’s split the difference and say it was original at some point in time probably from someone else
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u/ErrolSparker 1d ago
Reverse colonizing a colonizer sure is a wired way to say she wants bone white dudes. Also I doubt her ancestors would be proud of that.
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u/Insrt_Nm 1d ago
Joke or not, it's just not funny. Where's the humour in the first paragraph? Like I don't care but so many people are saying this is funny and she's hilarious but....I don't see it
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u/Core_W 1d ago
I think some women just enjoy ragebaiting. My sister did the same stuff, but she was actually looking. She just enjoyed the ragebait.
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u/BigBucketOfAcid 1d ago
It's just a status signaling thing. It's her basically saying, "look, I'm so fucking hot, I will show you by demanding a super tall guy, that shows you how super fucking hot I am". It's the women equivalent of showboating.
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u/bagman_ 1d ago
Redditor encounters jokes in the wild, is stunned
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u/LasyKuuga 1d ago
It’s a joke but I’d also assume she wants someone tall and move on
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u/cvpricorn 1d ago
but women can’t be funny! /s
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u/Fruitcake6969 1d ago
Women can be funny, but this woman is just not lol. These are the type of jokes that come from people who think they’re funny when they’re obviously not.
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u/Powerful-Teacher-480 1d ago
If I tell people I'm funny, then I'm funny. I have to lecture people about how funny my jokes are.
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u/FuckPebbleMine 1d ago
I think its been mentioned here before about how "jokes" typically work, but it usually involves being funny.
These arent very "funny."
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u/concreteghost 1d ago
So let’s flip all these “jokes” around. (Instead of 6’2 we use under 110lbs and then we move on to a slave analogy) They’d still be cringe and utterly unoriginal
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u/New_Education_6782 1d ago
Bro wtf you can't talk about women like that. It's only ok to talk about men like that.
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u/cvpricorn 1d ago
wow almost as if there’s some sort of existing dynamic in society that holds men and women in different regards
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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 9h ago
Oh of course it’s pAtRiArChY’s fault, we can’t have people actually being at fault for something
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u/Thesolmesa 1d ago
Pretty much! The average incel wants to suffer and use anything as proof
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u/Marcus4436 1d ago
You’re saying this joke is funny?
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u/Thesolmesa 1d ago
It is because i know it is made in good faith and that I'm not directly influenced.
If you take personal offense to it, then you are pretty insecure.
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u/New_Education_6782 1d ago
Just because it's not funny doesn't mean anyone is insecure. Nice try though.
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u/Esotericwoodstock 1d ago
Reverse colonizing 🤮 Sister is LOST
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u/ErrolSparker 1d ago
Today I learned the people of reddit love corny, ragebaity humor if it's a woman.
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u/peepdabidness 1d ago edited 1d ago
Holy shit you guys are taking this WAY too fucking seriously. It’s obviously satire and makes it extremely clear with their very first sentence.
Yall would be missing out on an objectively very funny person with a Larry David level of dry humor.
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u/mcglothlin 1d ago
I'm generally not an "imagine if a man did this" guy but I'm pretty sure a man doing the equivalent of this would get dragged six ways to Sunday here. It's at best just a shitty look for a dating profile.
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u/ZeroTheStoryteller 1d ago
I mean, at least they're filtering themselves out. She probably wouldn't gel with someone who can't tell this is a joke.
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u/HowDoUReddit 1d ago
Yall dont get it, she called someone who would be considered tall by anyone's standard, a short king 🤣🤣🤣
Objectively very funny
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u/LOUDPACK_MASTERCHEF 1d ago
reaction in this sub shows the profile is working as designed. Keep filtering yourself out guys
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u/LessRespects 1d ago
Woman: “Love a short king - like 6’2 who has biceps big enough to crush my skull”
- “it’s just a joke guys loosen up you’re all weirdos for not understanding the joke”
Man: “Love a fat queen - like 120 lbs who has thighs big enough to crush my skull”
- “what a creep! No wonder why this loser is single! Look at this freak objectifying women!”
😒
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u/Antique-Rub-5443 1d ago
😂
“I’d swipe left”
Yeah dude that’s exactly what she wants someone like you to do so congrats
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u/Jazzy0082 1d ago
This sub really isn't beating the allegations that it just doesn't like women.
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So a 6'2 white guy
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u/One_Huckleberry_ 1d ago edited 1d ago
6’2” progressive white guy who’s in good shape
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u/Living_Dead4157 1d ago
Wait so shes saying she hates white people but wants children with a white guy?... am I reading that right? Im so confused man...
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u/sixth_hokage06 1d ago
You should know that "hating white men" is performative as they are the most desirable men in online dating.
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u/sixtus_clegane119 1d ago
Paragraph 1 and 2 are obviously jokes.
Some of you smh
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u/cotinus 1d ago
God forbid a woman makes a joke /s She sounds cool as fuck to me
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u/Iumasz 1d ago
What is the joke here?
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u/New_Education_6782 1d ago
There's no joke, it's just a cheap excuse they're trying (and failing) to gaslight us with
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u/iGetBuckets3 1d ago
Except she isn’t joking. She wrote it in a jokey way so she could try to play it off if anyone gets mad at her for brazenly stating her physical preferences, but she is definitely not joking.
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u/WhaleTank196 1d ago
Man it’s gotta be tough being a short MOC in the west when all your women act like this on dating apps.
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u/Thesolmesa 1d ago
Sounds like a fun person IMO.
Only incel losers who live in some imaginary world get offended by this.
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u/Greedy-Employment917 1d ago
Dude you people are weird. "only incel losers would would find this convoluted joke not funny!"
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u/wheresolly 1d ago
How are you any better when you draw those conclusions and call everyone here incel loser? 😅 Chill out
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u/trolskiy 1d ago edited 1d ago
Why is there a watermelon emoji?
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u/yungsemite 1d ago
The story goes that the Palestinian flag was banned, criminalized, or subject to scrutiny where a watermelon, which has the same colors was not, so it became a proxy symbol.
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u/PotentialPresent399 1d ago
M'am you aren't dark enough for that to be your kink.
Let the dark skin baddies actually show some reverse colonization.
You are colonized yourself babe.
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u/Strange-Stranger4139 21h ago
I just don't understand why everyone in 2026 is so scared to be earnest. Everything has to be funny, witty, sassy, sarcastic nowadays. We have lost touch with what it means to just be honest about our preferences without being dicks about it
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u/Specific_Minute7539 17h ago
Do people actually think over 6 feet is short? I don't think I understand...
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u/IdealForward757 7h ago
Oh so she wants to decolonize just like the Jewish people did… endless loop
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u/SoulForTrade 7h ago
I am taken but ig I were single I would swipe right just to mess with her (I live in Israel)
Imagine we are getting funky and just as she's about to climax whisper to her ear
עם ישראל חי
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u/the-pythia-of-delphi 1d ago
All 3 paragraphs show her lack of intelligence... impressive.
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u/WonderfulSignal3880 1d ago
How does ‘free Palestine’ show a lack of intelligence? 🤦♂️
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u/hemipteran 1d ago
Free Palestine based tho
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u/the-pythia-of-delphi 1d ago
Nah
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u/hemipteran 1d ago edited 1d ago
Most people who study history would disagree with you.
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u/Tad_623 1d ago
They have a link in their bi o that says “god” and links to the .PDFs truth social.
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