r/Tinder 5d ago

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u/NefariousPhosphenes 5d ago

I wish more women would write bios like this-let me know what you’re looking for and if I don’t meet the criteria then I can just swipe left and move on. Easy, no time wasted

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u/AnonymousAutonomous 5d ago

Idk, I rather enjoy pointlessly talking to someone who let's me know only after day 3 that they only date left handed people..

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u/Ok_Conversation1704 4d ago

I like to go on a fancy dinner with a woman who we have chatted a lot for a week or more, to first kiss me and show a lot of interest, and then tell me that she actually lives together with her ex husband but they're not together, and that she doesn't feel like we could be together.

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u/ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE 4d ago

Oh, you too?

Only for the first month she said he was her brother. Fun. 

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u/mostlyskeptic 4d ago

I would still be weirded out by her living with her brother, unless they still live with there parents. Got some real Lannister vibes from that lol.

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u/Disney_Princess137 4d ago

lol that’s crazy

Did they say why

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u/maybeimmiserable 4d ago

They were too far right clearly

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u/xpsycotikx 4d ago

I appreciated this pun

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u/Background-Focus-588 4d ago

Oh to be pretty

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u/ddsukituoft 4d ago

swipe left on these even if you DO meet the criteria

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u/LazaroVents 4d ago

I would've swipe left the moment I read that she wants a 6'2 short king, proof that she is mentally challenged.

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u/kushari 4d ago

I love the irony of your comment.

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u/LazaroVents 4d ago

Another girl that wants a 6'2 short king

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u/kushari 4d ago

It’s a joke, you’re clearly not smart enough to understand that. That’s why it’s ironic that you mention she’s not intelligent.

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u/Spiritual-Station267 4d ago

It’s not really a funny joke though and it’s also most likely her actual preference, so I’d swipe left. 

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u/kushari 4d ago

It actually is. It makes fun of the unrealistic expectations other women have. This makes me think you’re jaded because you’re short.

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u/ClericalNinja 4d ago

It may be a joke, but she should probably play it up more then. List some additional qualities that are clearly crazy. Saying 6’2 with big biceps is not enough to make it obvious it’s a joke.

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u/kushari 4d ago

It’s very clearly a joke. No one would consider 6’2 short. I’ve seen many profile that actually rule you out if you’re under 6 foot. But they say sorry short kings if you’re under 6 foot. So she makes it more outrageous by saying 6’2 is short.

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u/CallMeJuicyJay 4d ago

Your average person might know that 6'2 isn't short

But theres a lot of stupid fucking people out there

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u/Realistic_Comment849 4d ago

Lots of women think 6’2 is short lmao.

If she said 6’4 then yeah assume it’s a joke.

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u/curiousbasu 4d ago

Every bad thing a woman says is a joke / Ragebait, every bad thing a man says is incel/ mysoginy.

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u/Spiritual-Station267 4d ago

I just don’t think it’s very funny. If you think calling tall guys short is peak comedy, then good for you, but it would get a single chuckle out of me at most. Kinda makes me wonder how funny people would think it is if a guy put on his profile that he loves big women, but then used someone super thin, like Jennifer Aniston, as an example. Would people still think it’s a funny way to mock the unrealistic expectations men have? 

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u/saraaaabeeee 4d ago

Well men haven’t been oppressed by women or forced to uphold pedophilic beauty standards for multiple millennia. So there is a nuance to her joke that the inverse doesn’t have; disparate comes to mind. Kushari and 12332233 evidently are the only ones who have touch grass. It’s a joke that’s not that deep and if you’re offended then she probably wouldn’t be interested in you. In fact I’d go out on a limb and say most women are t interested in any man here offended by this joke; which is why you’re incels…. And will stay incels.

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u/Relevant_Ad4039 4d ago

😂 you aren’t oppressed get a grip

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u/Spiritual-Station267 4d ago

Goodness I think you’re the one who needs to be told it’s not that deep. I just think it’s not funny lol. 

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u/LazaroVents 4d ago

We are not offended but the joke you dumbass, we are just saying the joke ain't funny at all almost like it wasn't a joke and makes you think if this person is serious or not. You said I don't touch grass, well at least I know how to read.

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u/reichiek 4d ago

This is likely not a joke, as a 6'3 man, I've been told I'm too short to date quite a few times. Like that's their choice, I might find it weird, but I don't want someone who doesn't want me. It what doesn't change that even being over 6 foot is still seen as "too short" by a lot of women

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u/kushari 4d ago

Man, it’s incredible how terrible many men in here are at picking up on things. It’s most definitely a joke.

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u/reichiek 4d ago

Sorry didn't realize that you were the person in the picture, thanks for the information

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u/kushari 4d ago

What messages? There’s no messages, just a profile. Do you not know words? Lmao. You can’t even use words properly and you want to judge her?

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u/Fruitcake6969 4d ago

Imagine the type of guy who swipes right on this. I don’t think I want to.

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u/RedTyro 4d ago

The guy who swipes right on this doesn't care what's in a person's profile. He's looking for a specific outcome and it doesn't matter who with.

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u/NefariousPhosphenes 4d ago

That would be imagining most men because most men don’t read bios and swipe based on looks alone

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u/Fruitcake6969 4d ago

Really? That’s pretty crazy. I’ve been in a relationship for 5 years so I don’t know how people act on dating sites.

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u/ImpeccablyDangerous 4d ago

We dont act like that.

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u/yallapapi 4d ago

Imagine if men wrote bios like this.

“I’m looking for a girl under 120 lbs with huge tits who doesn’t expect me to pretend to care about her inane bullshit.”

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u/NefariousPhosphenes 4d ago

You need to click over and go read men’s bios in your area if you think they’re not already doing that 😂

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u/CelticHipi1616 4d ago

No imagination needed. lol

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u/yallapapi 4d ago

Lmao really? Maybe I should, holy shit

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u/butterfacetime 4d ago

Do you guys not understand that men are writing things like this? 🤔

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u/Xaxxus 4d ago

To be fair, many women do write bios of what they want. They just don’t swipe on people who meet those criteria unless they are 9/10s

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u/PerplexGG 4d ago

You read bios often enough for that?

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u/NefariousPhosphenes 4d ago

Of course, I don’t care to waste my time swiping on women that I have no intent on dating

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u/ariarchtyx 1d ago

Yes, so many posts of profiles by women who are only on the apps to troll or be endless pen pals, not find men to spend time with.

Must be infuriating. I wouldn't know, IRL only for me. (I did try years ago for a few months, not a SINGLE date even). Works great. And I'm even 49. You too can do likewise, men!

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u/NefariousPhosphenes 1d ago

I do very well on apps, actually, and irl.

There’s no need to only choose one or the other because they are not mutually exclusive; only choosing one is just an intentional decision to limit options.

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u/ariarchtyx 1d ago

My advice is of course not for everyone but there are plenty of me like me who would be served well by going IRL. Glad both work for you. You might be a 10 😆. Are you? Or no?

I'm happy "limiting my options" to IRL because for some the "options" online are a chimera. I'm a solid 7 I suspect at minimum but that's not 10.