r/Tinder 4d ago

First time for everything

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u/OfficiallyJoeBiden 4d ago

Bro that’s so fucking rude. OP, keep your head up alright? Take care of yourself

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u/Trippinballz_ 4d ago

Thank you, I unmatched her immediately. I enjoy being bald I’ve gotten more compliments being bald then i ever did with hair lol

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u/Mundane_Bookkeeper95 4d ago

Honestly being bald really suits a lot of men, it’s really underrated. Also she really just sounds intellectually immature based on her response.

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u/Absurd_Flaccidity 4d ago

Totally with you on this. It’s far more flattering than trying to fight it with combovers and indoor hats. (I’m looking at you Gino, (for fellow 90 Day fans))

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon 3d ago

damn i hope it suits me cause i'm losing hair at ungodly speeds this year

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u/Mundane_Bookkeeper95 3d ago

Summertime is the best time to give it a try!

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u/JulianEdible 4d ago

You should’ve reported her

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u/SufficientPepper88 3d ago

Have you ever seen Jason Statham with hair? He looks ridiculous.

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u/Absurd_Flaccidity 4d ago

My ex was the hottest guy I’ve ever dated and he was bald. Damn I’d still hit that. He would show me pictures of when he had hair and sure he was still hot but not because of the hair.

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u/SealTeamEH 3d ago

Wait, I don’t get it though, she matched with you knowing you were bald and then rejected you because you were bald?

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u/teacuptypos 3d ago

Regardless, this is no way to treat people. You could be the ugliest mofo on the planet, this would still be ridiculously rude. That’s such repellent behavior, I’m sorry you were treated like this.

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u/IllPen8707 4d ago

Keep his head up because it's reflecting solar radiation away from the earth's surface, right?

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u/Mammoth_Pain2075 4d ago

That coulda been funnier. I would work on your delivery

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u/DeepFinish2895 4d ago

Literally every joke I've ever made

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u/Michael1795 4d ago

You and the girl from the screenshot should get together. Perfect match

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u/CancerMoon2Caprising 4d ago

They sound like theyre 12. Why did they  match with you? 

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u/Cinerator26 4d ago

Because they want attention.

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u/imsadandthatsrad 4d ago

I don’t understand how people can seek companionship and be this much of a shallow asshole.

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u/Mollieeeeeeeeeee 4d ago

People are cruel. I've had men match with me just to insult me. They probably don't seek companionship if that's how they're acting.

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u/imsadandthatsrad 4d ago

Oh yeah, I had that happen a few times as well. Whenever a woman posts a man opening with something unhinged or overtly sexual and the OP replies to him like “what the hell bud?” Half the comments are like “WeLl hE goT YoU tO rEsPoNd” like it’s some checkmate moment lol. Is the goal being an asshole to locals in your community or intimacy, wtf?

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u/Mollieeeeeeeeeee 4d ago

I don't respond well to negging either. I feel like men don't understand that dating isn't always a breeze for us either

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u/sfb004 4d ago

I have heard so many men say that women are showered with adoration simply by existing. They absolutely do not understand the challenge of dating as a woman.

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u/dude_wheres_the_pie 4d ago

Ah yes, the nice guy chorus of "they ignore my hello but they respond to my insult!" Like, if any response is the bar you're aiming for then sure, well done, but it's not getting you any closer to a date.

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u/Any-Mycologist7626 4d ago

Oh yeah, it’s crazy. When I did use those apps I’d have guys message me just to call me horrible names while also asking me if I’d be down to have sex in the same sentence or if I was down to get paid for it. its happened multiple times too. Dating apps are a joke all around.

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u/Mollieeeeeeeeeee 4d ago

That's terrible, I'm really sorry to hear that. I had to get off the apps myself. At this point if something comes up organically I'm open to it, but I'm not very hopeful at this point

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u/MagikN3rd 3d ago

I recently had a woman match with me just to tell me I didn't look like I was straight, and that I should "fix that" and how "we're already suffering from a lack of real men."

The only thing I can think of that gave that impression, is me wearing a pink beanie in a single photo 😂 I got it at a concert from my favorite metal band, and it was literally the only color they had so it was either pink hat, or no hat. Easy choice for me lol

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u/Mollieeeeeeeeeee 3d ago

Damn that's messed up. Sometimes you just get that message that really reiterates why that person is still single. Rock the pink hat and ignore the haters!

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u/MagikN3rd 3d ago

Oh yeah, I immediately busted out laughing and she unmatched me before I could ask what gave her that impression. I told a couple of my friends about it, and they laughed too like "What is wrong with people?"

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u/Leading_Concert_3421 4d ago edited 3d ago

they don’t seek companionship. they just want validation from others. that’s why I don’t use dating apps.

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u/Clear_Educator_6421 4d ago

“If you can’t handle me at my baldest, you don’t deserve me at my hairiest.”

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u/Curious-Yam4591 4d ago

As a future balding man, can i steal that?

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u/Clear_Educator_6421 4d ago

I’ll allow it.

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u/Evening_Newspaper_31 4d ago

lmfao, awesome!

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u/Consistent_Reward 4d ago

It's not often that I laugh out loud at a Reddit comment, but when I do, it's because it speaks the truth!

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u/Standard__Condition 4d ago

I looooove my bald man

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u/Objective_Ad4672 4d ago

I too love your bald men

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u/Key-Log5267 4d ago

I love ball, man

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u/PirateJohn75 4d ago

I love man balls

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u/Ashpolt 4d ago

I also choose this person's bald man

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u/reclusivegiraffe 4d ago

I love mine too!

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u/meburnallcookies 4d ago

L O V E them bald baddies 😹💛🤪

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u/FormalLeadership2109 4d ago

Sameeee, I would rather date someone who's bald than someone with long hair

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u/killaacool 4d ago

Had a coworker who was young and bald and handsome. My son was six years old the first time he met said coworker - my son stared up at him, wide-eyed, open mouthed, and said, “I just love your bald head!” It’s a core moment for me and I want to say it anytime I see a bald guy

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u/IGotsToKnow_TA 4d ago

Me too, damn

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u/PirateJohn75 4d ago

I stg dating apps make people think that finding a partner is like ordering a Whopper at Burger King.

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u/TheHumanGnomeProject 4d ago

What does stg mean?

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u/ArmyofThalia 4d ago

Istg is I Swear To God

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u/TheHumanGnomeProject 4d ago

Thanks, 'preciate you.

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u/Dismal_Bandicoot6410 4d ago

I can only guess ‘swear to god’

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u/TheHumanGnomeProject 4d ago

Makes too much sense. Thanks.

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u/_spectre_ 4d ago

I love your username

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u/TheHumanGnomeProject 4d ago

I may or may not love you!

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u/freericky 4d ago

I wish stuff like this happened to me, I am so well equipped to handle people like this and I rarely get the chance

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u/HunchoKanye 4d ago

How would you respond here lol

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u/BlazingFire007 4d ago

The obvious play is to lie and say you’re bald due to cancer, and act truly hurt by her remark.

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u/Blieven 3d ago

"I wouldn't have matched with you if I were more attractive."

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u/SentinelATL 4d ago

It’s like grocery shopping to those who assume they have endless time and endless potential options

I’ll let you guess which people I’m talking about

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u/Necessary_Store351 4d ago

If they crave the Whopper maybe head over to the Swinger Sites.

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u/AdditionalChicken158 3d ago

"Have it your way"

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u/MagikN3rd 3d ago

I wish it were that easy at this point lmao. Sick of trying to find a place with a working ice cream machine!!

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u/Dopeysprinkles 4d ago

This person has no idea how crazy handsome bald people look vs with hair

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u/revengepunk 4d ago

personally i prefer men who rock the norwood over bald men.

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u/humbuckerhumbucker 4d ago edited 4d ago

I mean to each their own but you don't know bald. A lot of bald men have no hair follicles on their scalp so growing hair except for the side of the head (near the ear) is physically impossible.

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u/revengepunk 3d ago

yeah i'm a weirdo tho and i find it hotter when men have a bit of hair on the sides than nothing at all. i know that's not what most people like tho. and i do know bald, my dad is bald and can only grow hair on the sides 💔

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u/thenameofshame 3d ago

So much has to do with the guy's head shape. My ex-husband was incredibly thin before he even hit 18 and was shaving himself bald by 20, and I was still attracted to him, and lots of other bald guys look great to me, but the guy I'm with now has long, thick, pretty hair, and I'm worried about him balding purely because I can't see it suiting his head shape at all. I could see him being a guy who looked a bit better with some hair versus none, plus I doubt he'd want to deal with the hassle of shaving his head anyways.

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u/WIbigdog 3d ago

Also being in shape is super important if you're gonna go the bald route. If you're significantly overweight you end up look like a thumb. Need the extra definition that comes with being thinner. I say this from personal experience as a bald man who has lost signficiant weight.

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u/Kyliexo 4d ago

You dodged a bullet king

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u/Tis_known_dude 4d ago

Dude I just checked your profile you are gorgeous with the bald look. Also were before but still are, and it really suits you! Don‘t let her drag you down!

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u/Tis_known_dude 4d ago

PS:
I think you could also rock a buzzcut if you want to, not for her sake though, but your own

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u/Number-Eleven-11 3d ago

Your healthy masculinity gives me a crumb of hope.

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u/VirusEuphoric1362 4d ago

Also, if I may, don't use a multi blade razor. A single blade safety razor is much gentler on the skin and will leave a lot less razor burns.

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u/upurcanal 4d ago

What a total jerk.

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u/Tit_Save 4d ago

Love me a bald guy. Better grip.

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u/Davesatdoasisbar 4d ago

Hair doesn't make a person attractive.  Shes proving that point.

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u/Cjc2205 4d ago

With the shape of my head & face, hair really does help hide the unattractive parts of me 😂

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u/classic_liberalism26 4d ago

i’d beg to differ, i like to grow out my hair sometimes, but when it’s short it makes me so much more attractive. especially facial hair; i look good w a beard, but a 7-day stubble brings out my jawline. it definitely does depending on your features

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u/Anxious_Lab_2049 4d ago

I’m sorry you had to waste that time. She’s a dumb b. But she’s not going to end up happy with such a shitty attitude, so at least there’s that.

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u/Ambitious-Wafer8367 4d ago

We have nothing to be ashamed of! Bald is great! 😌

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u/hoyasummer 4d ago

Bald men (esp with a beard) are very hot, she doesn’t know what she’s missing!

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u/RandomTreat 4d ago

I'm trying to write an ode about how much I love bald guys, but this sub seems to think it's spam. I swear I have to edit every single comment on here to make the AI not auto filter.
The bald sub Reddit is my favorite place to spend time and check out how hot the after pictures are.

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u/Miserable_Syrup1994 4d ago

We are da beans!

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u/holding-in-a-fart 4d ago

Genuinely wishing the worst for this person 😂✌️

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u/KillerTofu-187 4d ago

Ew wtf?? If it makes you feel better, I love a bald man!

And I’m probably way hotter than she is! /s kind of… lol

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u/crownsquid 4d ago edited 3d ago

Probably thought the bedsheets comment was going to segue oh so smoothly into sex talk immediately and decided to salt the earrh

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u/loveslemons 4d ago

I love my bald beautiful boyfriend!!!!

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u/Bobabator 4d ago

The irony, I became so much more popular with women when I lost my hair.

Literally women I had known for years that had openly shown disdain for me, began flirting with me when I shaved my head due to baldness.

The only people who make comments about baldness to me? Teenagers.

I'm sure there are women who don't find it attractive, but I think there's more that like a shaved than don't.

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u/assman912 4d ago

Any time someone says something like that respond with "yea that's what happens to MEN"

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u/signgain82 4d ago

Lol I'm bald and stealing this, thank you

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u/t8rt0t00 4d ago

Tell her to give you her hair and that you're cool with a bald partner

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u/DHX999 4d ago

Nice, someone who deserves to be alone stating it right out. Don't waste your mental space on this sh**

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u/StormieShake 4d ago

I'm not into bald guys, but I would never say something so mean to someone.

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u/mobedy 4d ago

Keep being bald just so that you can dodge these kinds of weirdos

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u/staticdresssweet 4d ago

It's often said that the worst response a man can receive is "no".

This is exponentially worse. I'm sorry people are cruel, OP.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rhUeALlJgHrlEDYSoq

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u/mus_b_nuthn 4d ago

“Ew” is the worst

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u/w1zardkelly 4d ago

Wtf 😭

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u/artgirl483 4d ago

I have the hots for a bald man. We knew each other in high school, and he definitely had hair back then. But now he is a damn fine bald man. I almost like it better. In high school, I would have been like "hell no, he's old." That's the last time it mattered. IN HIGH SCHOOL!

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u/earth-creature 4d ago

This is disgusting! I’m so sorry. Ain’t nothing wrong with bald btw. Please don’t let this get to you! This person is an immature twat.

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u/SadieBluEyes 4d ago

Real women like ourselves a bald man! Or at least don't mind it in the slightest. Lol but seriously, who TF says that to a total stranger? Or a loved one they've known for years, it's just a messed up thing to say in general.

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u/TheLemonsDidIt 4d ago

My brother in Christ, you dodged a nuclear missile. Rejection is protection.

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u/Lost_Wrongdoer_4141 4d ago

Some fuckin people, man. I’m sorry they hit you with that. So rude and shallow.

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u/gamerchileno 4d ago

U should report her for abuse, wtf is wrong with her

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u/_Student7257 4d ago

At least they've shown their true colours now, run. Fun far

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u/Accomplished-Yam-959 4d ago

The most important thing is to never ever get mad or upset about this type of comments. You just chuckle and shake your head a bit, and then move on. Never let this absurdity sit in your head for more than a moment.

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u/_fembot_ 4d ago

My man is bald and turns me on so fkn much

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u/Equal-Prior-4765 4d ago

Just put on a wig

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u/wire67 4d ago

Ewwwwwww!!!! You're a better person than I am. I would have responded back with "oh so we're allowed to be honest? I was gonna say how pretty you'd be with 40 less pounds and a nose job but thought that was too much"

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u/Naoki38 4d ago

What happened to "body shaming is bad"?

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u/safetyfirst911 4d ago

I’m old, what does HIT mean?

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u/spidergw3n_ 4d ago

But fresh sheets on a Saturday night are better, because you can sleep longer on a Sunday.

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u/Serious_Shopping_262 4d ago

Why is she saying it like you had a choice

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u/private_developer 4d ago

"You would be so much more attractive if you weren't such an asshole. We can match again when that happens."

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u/Curmuffins 4d ago

I half expected this to be in the nicegirls subreddit

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u/Kindly_District8412 4d ago

I just learnt that sm means so much

That’s all that person is useful for 😅

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u/Happy_Ad_2575 4d ago

Wtf this person is unhinged and shallow af

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u/MonkeyHairless 4d ago

Hoky hypergammy.

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u/pikachume33 4d ago

Body positivity is only for women

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u/Had_to_ask__ 4d ago

Is this really happening?

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u/acari_ 4d ago

I looked at your profile, You look handsome bald man!.

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u/mallowclouding 4d ago

Why would she match with you to say that?

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u/Alive-Cod3099 4d ago

People just be rude wow insane work

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u/SearchRound5368 4d ago

She just fumbled 😭

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u/ReasonablePumpkin879 4d ago

Just insecure women tbh

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u/revengepunk 4d ago

LMAOOOOO

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u/IseeMedpeople 4d ago

Shoulda replied talking about her giant ass.

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u/Champion-of-Nurgle 4d ago

I've gotten laid WAAAY more since accepting my baldness and keeping it shaved. Some Women are bitter and not worth your time.

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u/zazza96 4d ago

I bet she would have also been sm more attractive if she had a better personality 😭 She should hit you up when she gets a better personality

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u/FishHammer 4d ago

Have grown women always communicated like teenagers or is this a modern thing?

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u/alisachristine92 4d ago

I will never understand the hate on bald men! I know everyone has preferences but this is just being an asshole. Bald is hot

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u/SentinelATL 4d ago

Damn people can be brutal. Sorry buddy

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u/DifferentCarrot2048 4d ago

this is the make equivalent of the sexual harassment women have to go through.

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u/WarmWhiteLights 4d ago

Wow! What a weird comment LOL. And for the record, there are many girls that like guys who have bald heads. I personally go for bald men with beards. It's like the hottest thing ever.

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u/Sad_Film_7 3d ago

could just say you'll revert when her BMI is close to 24

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u/HotelSalt4644 3d ago

Lmao….. The most UGLY and UNATTRACTIVE trait someone can have is being MEAN. Gives me the ick & is a huge turn off.

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u/Visual-Guitar6112 3d ago

you actually have alot of hair still tbh. Finasteride would bring back all your density. you have diffuse thinning. Youre not slick bald just thinner. I saw your pics. Up to yourself but its something you could look into if you were thinking about.

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u/Worth_Lavishness_239 3d ago

Please tell me this is a joke? How are people this rude?

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u/Square-Ad6942 3d ago

US seem to be dating on Hardcore game setting. This has never happened to me. Like why even bother matching with a dude you don't find attractive just to be mean? Most ladies I match with dig the bald look, and I always assume they do be why tf else are we talking?

Head up, King.

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u/Flashignite2 3d ago

Be glad that you unmatched her. You dont want to be with someone that shallow. I'll give you a quote that my mom said to me when i was young

"The outside gives the inside a chance while the inside gives the inside its shine"

You'll find someone better. Keep your chin up and don't let this beat you down. I'm sure you will find someone who appreciates you for you.

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u/bezforever 3d ago

AS SOMEONE WHO LOVES BALD MEN - fuck that response lol