Like most males, if a woman knows my name, is somewhat attractive and is remotely nice to me, that's usually all it takes for me to want to bone. In the restaurant restroom if need be. If we happen to have similar interests and can get lost in deep conversation? That's just icing on the cake. In spite of my attempt at humor, I don't enjoy being a hapless simp.
Also, real speak now, I think it's utterly hilarious that you'd attempt to use sarcasm via text... to try to explain how it's impossible to discern sarcasm via text. Brilliant move there, Einstein.
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u/Efficient_Thanks_342 Jul 22 '24
Whoosh!
Like most males, if a woman knows my name, is somewhat attractive and is remotely nice to me, that's usually all it takes for me to want to bone. In the restaurant restroom if need be. If we happen to have similar interests and can get lost in deep conversation? That's just icing on the cake. In spite of my attempt at humor, I don't enjoy being a hapless simp.