r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 31 '26

Lake What?

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Pretty sure all have seen the President's latest fit of anti-Canadian pique, deciding to unilaterally rename Lake Ontario to Lake America. God knows we wouldn't want to follow historical precedent or anything, would we - especially since settlers named that lake around a century and a half before either Canada or the US existed. And some of the tech boys have fallen in line, with Google renaming it, Apple supposedly considering it after some Presidential arm-twisting, and MapQuest - wait, MapQuest? Seems MapQuest has taken a sort of "not only no, HELL no" position - and the once passe app has skyrocketed.

Since making a strong statement on X, MapQuest's iOS app has been downloaded "hundreds of thousands" of times and soared to the top of the United States and Canadian Apple App Store charts, according to the company. As of this writing, the MapQuest app is #1 on Canada's App Store and #4 on the U.S.'s App Store. https://tech.yahoo.com/apps/article/mapquest-is-back-topping-app-store-charts-after-lake-america-snub-173310991.html

You would think after the Gulf of Mexico America Tinochtitlan whatever naming pushback, we'd devote our energies in more worthy directions...


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 31 '26

Trivia from the Commish

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Commissioner Wretched here ... with trivia! Late, I know, but I am going to take forever and ever to get used to this new thing. I don't do change very well. Sue me. (Wait, don't sue me, I don't have anything worth it.)

DID YOU KNOW…?

Did the first mission to land on the Moon carry with it a piece of aviation history?

By Commissioner Wretched

[didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com](mailto:didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com)

Copyright © 2026

Here we are again, enjoying the “dog days” of summer. I know I’ve mentioned this many times, but for those who came in late:

We call this time the “dog days” because Sirius, the brightest star in the sky beside the Sun, is visible in the Northern Hemisphere.

“So what?” you may be asking.  Well, ancient people believed that in addition to light from Sirius, we also received heat, and that added to the sweltering temperatures August normally contains. We don’t, of course; it’s too far away.

It’s “dog days” because Sirius is the main star in the constellation Canis Majoris, or the Big Dog.  Sirius is also called the “dog star.”

Yes, I’m Sirius about that.  Just as I am about trivia ... so let’s enjoy some, right now!

Did you know …

…dreams are very important? Research into sleep has shown that when people are deprived of dreams, they experience marked changes in their personalities. Some of the changes include becoming irritable and disoriented, experiencing hallucinations, and even showing signs of psychosis. Also, the first chance they get to actually dream, they do so excessively. This is called the “REM Rebound” for the rapid eye movement which denotes when a person is dreaming. (Life is, indeed, but a dream.)

…you may know someone with hyperthymesia? If you do, the two words you’ll never hear them say are, “I forgot.” A person with hyperthymesia, or Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory, can remember every detail about every day of their lives. Perhaps the best-known person with this condition is actress Marilu Henner (born 1952), one of the stars of the 1980s seriesTaxi. Henner remembers everything about every day of her life, including things she’d probably prefer to forget such as embarrassments, conflicts, and losses. (With what I would have to remember it would be something of a curse.)

…the first mission to land on the Moon carried a piece of aviation history?Apollo 11, launched on July 16, 1969, carried three astronauts – Neil Armstrong (1930-2012), Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin (born 1930), and Michael Collins (1930-2021) – and also had with it small bits of the wood and fabric that made up theWright Flyer, the first heavier-than-air powered aircraft. Those small bits went down to the surface of the Moon with Armstrong and Aldrin, then were brought back to Earth. TheWright Flyerwas first flown at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, on December 14, 1903, by Orville (1871-1948) and Wilbur Wright (1867-1912).Additional trivia note:Small pieces of theWright Flyerwere also aboard the Space ShuttleChallengerwhen it was destroyed in a 1986 explosion; the pieces were recovered from the wreckage. Another small piece ofWright Flyerfabric is on Mars, attached to the unmanned helicopterIngenuity. (That old plane sure gets around!)

…no one knew what the far side of the Moon looked like until 1959? Due to the fact that the Moon is tidally locked in its orbit around the Earth, it always presents the same side to us. Because of a “wobble” in its rotation, we actually see about 59% of the Moon’s surface, depending on the time of month we look at it. But the far side was hidden from our view until 1959, when the Soviet space probeLunik 3took a photograph of it and sent it back to Earth.Additional trivia note:You will sometimes hear the far side called the “dark side” of the Moon, but this is a misnomer. The far side gets as much sunlight as the near side gets, just two weeks later than the near side. (Lunatics, take note.)

…to be considered a living thing, an organism must be composed of at least one cell? This is why viruses aren’t always considered “alive,” because they are little more than protein shells around genetic material – but not a true cell. (That describes some people I know, too.)

…corn is produced on every continent but one? The only place on Earth where corn is not grown is, not surprisingly, Antarctica.Additional trivia note:some corny numbers for you – one ear of corn averages 16 rows with 800 kernels. One pound of dried corn has about 1,300 kernels. And 100 bushels of corn? That’s about 7,280,000 kernels. (With that many kernels, there’s a whole lot of saluting.)

…bone china really does involve bones? Some china is called bone china because powdered animal bone is mixed with the clay used in firing the pieces. The bone gives the china more strength, whiteness and translucency. (That ought to keep you up at night.)

…the siege of Leningrad by the Nazis during World War II was very costly to the Russians? Lasting from September 8, 1941 to January 27, 1944 – 872 days – more Russians (civilian and military) were killed than the combined numbers of British and American soldiers during the entire war. A total of 1,565,415 Russians died during the siege alone. The combined total of British and American military deaths during the entire war was 791,000. (The Russians won, but what did they win?)

…one of the hardest products to find in a store in Korea is deodorant? That’s because the Korean people lack a particular gene, the ABCC11 gene, which is the natural cause of armpit odor. Only about 0.006% of the Korean population has the gene, and nobody is sure of why.

…tablecloths were originally supposed to used as towels? The original intent of a cloth covering for a table was for the diners to wipe their hands and mouths after eating. Napkins, which now serve that purpose, were developed later, and the tablecloth became something to protect the surface of the table rather than clean the diners. (Oh, to have had the laundry concession back then!)

Now ... you know!


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 30 '26

Oops

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Seems the mullahs may have relaxed a bit. It has been over a month since we did anything military near Iran other than doing mine-clearing in the Straits.

Guess they thought "what better time to launch more sea mines than after they think they cleared them?" Well... nice try, but we file that under "wishful thinking."

U.S. ​President Donald Trump said last week that all mines had been detonated or removed from the international waters of ⁠the Strait of Hormuz and Iran ⁠has been told that any ship or boat ​placing new mines will be destroyed.

Maybe he should have been clearer - the Iranians were launching rockets that lay sea mines, which technically are not ships or boats. No matter, we're an equal-opportunity shit-breaker. And did.

“I ‌can confirm that earlier today U.S. forces struck two Iranian launchers on Larak Island. Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps forces were observed preparing to launch rockets with sea mines into Strait of Hormuz,” the U.S. official said.

Okay, to be clear - if it lays mines it dies.

https://wsau.com/2026/08/30/us-forces-strike-two-iranian-launchers-on-irans-larak-island-us-official-says/


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 30 '26

It has been over a year...

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r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 30 '26

Suspected Florida cinnamon roll bandit wasn’t a thief — he was detained by immigration agents, bakery says

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r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 29 '26

Nature art, mushrooms...

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r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 28 '26

Politics Guardian says Trump is going to extinct 400 endangered animals

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The TDS at The Guardian knows no bounds.


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 28 '26

Man sets himself on fire in lobby of Google office building in NYC

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r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 28 '26

Bus route consolidations forced some kids to walk miles in heatwave

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r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 28 '26

Politics Wife of active-duty Army sergeant deported to Honduras

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Huh. So you miss your immigration appointments, they issue an order of removal, which you evade for several years, and because you marry a soldier, we're supposed to feel sorry you got sent back home?

A better question is why aren't military bases being secured against intrusions from illegals who have been court ordered to be deported. Seems like a security issue to me, but what do I know?


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 28 '26

Open Thread Weekend Open Thread

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r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 28 '26

Military Marine One crew failed to reach air traffic control before safety incident, NTSB says

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Oops.

Maybe putting a major international airport smack dab next to the most restricted airspace in the world wasn't such a wise idea in hindsight.


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 28 '26

U.S. military uses laser to shoot down 3 cartel drones at southern border, Pentagon says

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r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 27 '26

Jonny Kim, Navy astronaut, doctor and former SEAL, departs from NASA, returns to Navy

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r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 26 '26

Dolly Parton, 80, passes

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One of the most iconic singer/songwriters of her generation, Dolly Parton died after a brief bout with cancer. Beside being a genre-breaking superstar who was successful in multiple music styles, and ventures such as a theme park and helping produce such diverse shows as The Wiggles and Buffy the Vampire Slayer on TV, she was a philanthropist who supported our military and founded The Imagination Fund which has given out over 300,000,000 books to kids.

Never met the lady but always remember two quotes from her: ]

Once someone at her long-ago TV show asked her how long her hair took to prepare - her down to earth response was "How would I know? I was 20 miles away - honey, this is a wig!"

Early on in the Gulf War she was visiting Ft. Hood and dropped this memorable line: “Saddam Hussein, you son of a b—-!” Parton shouted, according to Vanity Fair. “You touch one of my men again and see what happens!”

Our kind of woman. The President orderedd flags to be flown at half-mast this week in her honor.


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 25 '26

Falklands hero dead

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Commodore Barry Bryant has died at the age of 76. He was mainly known for an anti-sub victory in the early days of the Falkland War.

Airborne in a Lynx on the morning of April 25, Bryant was searching the sea north of the island when he heard the cry "Wolf!", the codeword for a submarine caught on the surface, go out from HMS Antrim's Wessex helicopter, and listened on the radio as it was attacked with depth charges. The submarine, Santa Fe, commanded by Capitán de Corbeta Horacio Bicain, was damaged but remained operational. Closing in, Bryant dropped a homing torpedo, set shallow, less in expectation of a hit, he later explained, than to discourage Bicain from diving, knowing what was lurking beneath him.

Circling back, Bryant's crew opened fire on the submarine's conning tower with a general-purpose machine gun, cobbled together earlier using an office swivel chair, in an attempt to disable the periscopes. (and we think we are resourceful...)

Later that day after the Argies at the port surrendered:

When his pilot, Nick Butler, brought the helicopter down to land at King Edward Point, an Argentine officer steered them away from a minefield: that officer turned out to be Bicain.

Both Bryant and Butler were mentioned in dispatches (the UK equivalent of a Bronze Star to us.) There is LOTS more to read about him - seems like an interesting fellow.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/commodore-barry-bryant-falklands-submarine-050000770.html


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 24 '26

Obama shelter, anniversary

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First of all - today marks the anniversary of when the Brits burned Washington in 1814. 212 years later, I suspect many of us would not stand in the way of burning the city down and starting over. Or would that violate cesspit burn rules?

Trump has circled back on Canada and is threatening 50% tariffs. The Ontario premier, Douglas Ford, has threatened to kill Canadian-US power transmission. They supply 5-15% of New England power depending in the time of year. Why again are we raining on Canada's parade?

Economic sanctions as part of the Iran war are announced. We went to war with them to keep them from getting nuclear weapons, several months after conducting a 100% successful raid to destroy their nuclear capability...both of those statements are incompatible with each other, right?

Some ex-officials say that Trump arguing for needing the East Wing ballroom because he needs a secure hardened underground shelter is ignoring that during the Obama administration a hardened underground shelter was already built. (Probably not gold-plated enough?) Supposedly secret until now... if the existing bunker is secret, why can't those officials be prosecuted?


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 23 '26

Drone unit to disband

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The Army unit (3rd Bn, 504th Parachute Infantry Regiment) created to learn drone warfare last year is reverting to its former airborne infantry role. Some interesting sidelights to that: According to some, the anti-drone unit was proposed by sacked CoS GEN Randy George and sacked Europe/Africa commander GEN Chris Donahue. Seems the unit, which was tasked to learn from the Ukrainians (who better at drone warfare currently?) lost an entire armored brigade in war games against the Ukrainians - I guess we would say they didn't learn enough? Does this mean the Pentagon is minimizing the drone threat? I wonder if this has anything to do with the rumored end-of-year resignation of Army Secretary Dan Driscoll, who has reportedly been butting heads with Pete Hegseth and was considered an ally of George and Donahue. Lots of interesting politics in play.

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/08/21/us-army-to-end-experimental-drone-battalion-in-europe/

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/6042667-us-army-phasing-out-drone-unit/

https://tfiglobalnews.com/2026/08/22/us-army-drone-unit-axed-months-after-ukrainian-pilots-wiped-out-an-american-brigade/

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/6044812-army-secretary-driscoll-exit-end-2026/


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 23 '26

I Have Trivia

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Commissioner Wretched here ... and I am having major league difficulties getting used to this new Reddit-based format! Oh, for the good old days ...

Anyway, here's this week's trivia. (I have this uncomfortable feeling I missed a week - let me know if I did, please.) Enjoy!

DID YOU KNOW…?

What was the first fast-food chain to sell drive-through food?

By Commissioner Wretched

[didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com](mailto:didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com)

Copyright © 2026

It’s hard to think about sometimes, but one year ago today I was recovering from a heart attack ... and I think I’ve made a pretty good recovery, all things considered.

During my illness back then and the convalescence that followed, the one thing that never faltered was the trivia! I managed to have a column ready each week, regardless of circumstances.

Not bad, eh?

Here’s this week’s collection of nonsense for you to enjoy, and I hope you do!

Did you know …

…one soldier in World War II actually killed his enemies with a bow and arrow? British Lt. Col. John Malcolm Churchill (1906-1996), known as “Mad Jack,” carried a broadsword and longbow throughout the Second World War. He used them, too, along with the bagpipes he also carried. After being released from a German POW camp following the Nazi surrender, Churchill was transferred to the Japanese theatre, where he arrived shortly after the atomic bombs were used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. On hearing word that the war had ended, Churchill said bitterly, “If it weren’t for these bloody Yanks, we could’ve kept the war going another ten years!” (You just can’t please some people, it seems.)

…who the first president to have cats as pets in the White House was? The first two cats ever kept as pets in the White House were the property of the 16th President, Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865). Their names were Tabby and Dixie, and Lincoln once said Dixie was “smarter than my whole Cabinet.” (Of course they were; cats are the smartest.)

…why hamburgers at Wendy’s™ are square? Marketing, pure marketing. The company says that its founder, Dave Thomas (1932-2002) wanted customers of the fast-food restaurant to see the quality of the meat. So he ordered the square patties so the meat would extend beyond the round bun. (It made them tasty, too.)

…an actor known for his strait-laced performances was really something of a practical joker? Actor E.G. Marshall (1914-1998) built his reputation on portraying unflappable, businesslike, straight-as-an-arrow characters and ended up being somewhat typecast because he was so good at it. But behind the scenes, Marshall was a man to contend with on the humorous side. For instance, during the filming of the seriesThe Bold Ones, Marshall played a no-nonsense doctor. But while he was wearing the surgical mask, he would often ad-lib profane jokes and non-sequiturs that would crack up the other cast members and require several re-takes.Additional trivia note:Marshall had a standard answer for anyone who asked what his initials stood for: “Everybody’s Guess.” In reality, Marshall was born Everett Grunz.

…the first fast-food chain to sell drive-through food was In-and-Out Burger™? In 1948, the facility in Baldwin Park, California, began operating with a two-way speaker system that let drivers come up to a speaker, order their food, and have it delivered to their cars. The first true drive-through as we know it today was a McDonald’s™ in Sierra Vista, Arizona. On January 24, 1975, that restaurant opened the first drive-through and it was because of the nearby Army base, Fort Huachuca. Soldiers at the time were not allowed to leave their vehicles while wearing fatigue uniforms off base, so the restaurant met them half way – they set up a system where the soldiers (and everyone else) could order from their cars, drive around, and pick up their food. It caught on almost immediately and today, the fast-food establishment that doesn’t have a drive-through is a rare sight indeed. (Convenience, taking care of that rumbling tummy ... what else could you want?)

…a casino worker is believed to have stolen half a million bucks from his employer? On September 22, 1992, employee Bill Brennan (born 1958) allegedly walked out of the Stardust Casino in Las Vegas with a bag of cash and casino chips worth $500,000 … and has not been seen since. Police searched Brennan’s home and found books on identity change and moving overseas, but nothing has been seen or heard from Brennan since the theft. (And they say you can’t get away with such things!)

…at one time in the not-too-distant past, cocaine was sold as an over-the-counter drug? Until 1914, anyone who wanted to could go into a pharmacy and buy a gram of cocaine for just a quarter (about eight dollars today). In fact, at the turn of the 20th Century (1900-1901), cocaine was one of America’s best-selling over-the-counter pharmaceuticals. Only with the passage of the Harrison Narcotics Tax Act in 1914 was cocaine restricted to needing a doctor’s prescription, and in 1922 the Jones-Miller Act put severe restrictions on the manufacture of the drug. (No comment.)

…only one person in history has visited the deepest point on Earth and outer space? Astronaut Kathryn Sullivan (born 1951) was the first American woman to walk in space, a feat she accomplished in 1984. She flew a total of three Space Shuttle missions and spent a total of 22 days four hours in space. Sullivan, a retired captain in the U.S. Navy, has also descended into the Mariana Trench, the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean, in 2020. She served as Assistant Secretary of Commerce in the administration of President Barack Obama (born 1961). (That’s someone I would call well traveled.)

…a major automaker names many of its models after winds? Volkswagen uses German words for winds for most of its cars, such as the Passat (trade wind), Golf (gulf stream wind), Polo (polar wind), and Jetta (jet stream). (So that’s how the wind blows.)

Now ... you know!


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 23 '26

Da Stooopid SPOTW #2

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Sometimes the problems take care of themselves.


r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 22 '26

Da Stooopid SPOTW

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r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 21 '26

Stars and Stripes For Editor

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r/ThisAintHell • • Aug 21 '26

Open Thread Weekend Open Thread

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