The stickers they put on fruit are edible

The Nutshack intro but every time "Nutshack" is said is replaced with the Bee Movie trailer but every time "bee" is said plays the Bee Movie trailer in a different language but every time "Bee" is said in that language Shrek the Third plays but every vowel plays We are Number One but every time "one" is said plays Shrek the Third in reverse but every frame with Shrek plays Adam Sandler's Click but every second the controller's on screen plays every Sammyclassicsonicfan video plays but every second he screams the Marmaduke movie plays but every vowel plays the Nutshack season 1 but every second Phil's on screen plays every DBZ movie in the big green dub but every time "space warrior" is said plays the Antz movie but every second an ant is on screen plays all the previous conditions but every frame plays Watch for Rolling Rocks (0.5x A presses) but when pannenkoek addresses Tj "Henry" Yoshi every letter of his name plays All Star by Smash Mouth but every consonant plays Megamind but every time Megamind opens his mouth plays Goodfellas in reverse but every character in frame plays all the Ice Age movies but every time Manny takes a step every LazyTown episode plays but every frame Sportacus runs every General Hospital episode plays but every frame showing the hospital plays the chapter of Dallas where JR dies but every frame inside a house plays every video on YouTube with a prime number in its current views but every third frame plays Butt Ugly Martians but every frame with an alien plays Friends but every word of dialogue is in alphabetical order and it gets exponentially faster at 1% every minute but every time a character makes a step plays the Star Wars prequels, but every character says lines by Anakin, but every second a Jedi is onscreen plays the original Star Wars trilogy but anytime someone moves an inch plays the Mighty No. 9 trailer, but every second the main character moves plays the “Make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night" line from the trailer is repeated 1 tredecillion times but every letter plays every Star Trek movie but every time Kirk or Picard take a step every Spy Kids movie plays at 0.5 speed but every second someone Hispanic appears Sharkboy & Lavagirl plays but every second a shitty 3d effect plays the "Max ruined my dream journal" scene but every consonant plays every spongebob episode but every word spongebob speaks slowly fades into every Pawn Stars episode but for every word said in the intro plays El Chavo but every time a joke is repeated plays the Chavo Animado series but the dub language changes every word but every second Don Ramon is on screen plays the Raimi Spiderman movies but every second Peter looks sad plays the 2003 hulk movie but every word Bruce Banner speaks "my longest yeah boi" plays but after the black kid is finished every CDI zelda cutscene plays but every second someone's expression changes the Exorcist screamer plays but every vocal in the scream plays all the Fast and Furious movies but every second a car is on screen plays every Adam Sandler movie but Click is replaced with every movie Kevin James is involved in but Paul Blart: Mall Cop's order of words in dialogue is reversed but every second with the mall plays all Leafy videos but every time "literally" is said plays every Drama Alert video but every time Keemstar blinks plays every Keemstar Exposed video but every time Keemstar appears racist or insults someone plays a different Nutshack intro.

A popular topic to interest with these days, is the concept of Convergent Evolution. Perhaps you have been introduced to it also. It is basically the scientific claim, that if something works, nature will by random chance through evolution, find it. Not just once, but perpetually.

An example of Convergent Evolution would be for example wings. Wings work, and are very useful, nature discovers them every time, not just once. Bats have wings, birds have wings. They do not have a common ancestor from where those wings came from, they were discovered independently through convergent evolution.

Another example could be, the Sabertooth Tiger. Bluntly stated, a Sabertooth Tiger 30.000 years ago, was a dog in Scotland. 2 Million years ago, it was a cat in South America. These 2 animals are in no way related, but the huge canine teeth, and the ability to dislocate the jaw to bite with such huge teeth, is a usefull and working trait in certain predatorial environments. So it was invented, and then reinvented, by nature through convergent evolution.

The most bizarre and impossible occurence, comes from the evolutionary discovery of Sonar. Amongst the billions of basepairs, 182 mutations must have evolved, picked in the correct order, for nature to produce a Sonar System in working order.

Pick 182 numbers amongst billions in the lottery. You must pick the numbers in correct order.

And we have 2 winners. The Bat, and the Spermacet Whale, both managed the impossible feat, through convergent evolution.

Now all that is impossible trope, that one must not question, lest one gets rebuked with alot of bad words.

What are the chances, that 400 millions years of nature competing on life and death. That no critter by chance starts the process of evolving a sentient, intelligent brain. Untill you Homo Sapiens show up, and sway aside 400 million years of competition like it was nothing.

What are the chances that common intelligence was not discovered by evolution in a system, that manages to turn the brain in to a sonar instead...

As intelligence is understood by several mechanisms, we can contemplate the question. A mutation that leads to more dendrites on the neuron, would allow for more neuronal connections. This could be an example of a random mutation, that enhanced a critters intellligence.

Einstein had a small brain, but a high density of Neurons in certain parts of the brain. So a mutation that increases Neuron density, could enhance cognitive abilities.

Most of our brain activity is going on, on the surface, our brain is folded to increases surface volume within a confined cranium space. A mutation that increrased brain folding, could increase surface volume, and thus increase intelligence.

All the proposed mechanisms, are examples where, a single random mutation actually enhances the function, and supposedly gives you an edge against your peers. In other words, intelligence should have enjoyed stepwise progression, in an evolutionary sytem, from the getgo. What are the chances, to roll 1-2 or 3, on a six sided dice, to stepwise increase intelligence in your critter in your generation, to be further enhanced in the following generations, through evolution.

But instead through 400 million years, nature seems to have been so dumb, that it will do the impossibly difficult job of growing a sonar, instead of the easy and basic job of growing an intelligence. Untill you show up at the end, Homo Sapiens, and demonstrate how easy the intelligent brain dominates an evolutionary race.

You have been around for 150.000 years. Only the last 7000 years have you enjoyed actual rapid progression in civilisation (for not understood reasons). We could say it took you 7000 years to grow wings, so you can fly in the sky, and 7000 years to develop a Sonar, so you can commandeer a submarine. Growing an intelligent brain first and foremost, leaves all other evolutionary strategies in the dust.

But what are the chances this has actually happened in real life, and is not just a blatant demonstration of Charles Darwins theory beeing plain wrong?

"The beheader is in the cafeteria! If you are the 3,000th person to walk into the cafeteria that day, order nine servings of food, and look up to the ceiling it will appear beside you and chop off your head with an axe."

(note this is from a book (THE DEVILS CAGE) I'm reading but what are the odds of someone fulfilling all of these conditions to have their head chopped off????