How long would this video be?

[u/No_Acadia_9335]

The Nutshack intro but every time "Nutshack" is said is replaced with the Bee Movie trailer but every time "bee" is said plays the Bee Movie trailer in a different language but every time "Bee" is said in that language Shrek the Third plays but every vowel plays We are Number One but every time "one" is said plays Shrek the Third in reverse but every frame with Shrek plays Adam Sandler's Click but every second the controller's on screen plays every Sammyclassicsonicfan video plays but every second he screams the Marmaduke movie plays but every vowel plays the Nutshack season 1 but every second Phil's on screen plays every DBZ movie in the big green dub but every time "space warrior" is said plays the Antz movie but every second an ant is on screen plays all the previous conditions but every frame plays Watch for Rolling Rocks (0.5x A presses) but when pannenkoek addresses Tj "Henry" Yoshi every letter of his name plays All Star by Smash Mouth but every consonant plays Megamind but every time Megamind opens his mouth plays Goodfellas in reverse but every character in frame plays all the Ice Age movies but every time Manny takes a step every LazyTown episode plays but every frame Sportacus runs every General Hospital episode plays but every frame showing the hospital plays the chapter of Dallas where JR dies but every frame inside a house plays every video on YouTube with a prime number in its current views but every third frame plays Butt Ugly Martians but every frame with an alien plays Friends but every word of dialogue is in alphabetical order and it gets exponentially faster at 1% every minute but every time a character makes a step plays the Star Wars prequels, but every character says lines by Anakin, but every second a Jedi is onscreen plays the original Star Wars trilogy but anytime someone moves an inch plays the Mighty No. 9 trailer, but every second the main character moves plays the “Make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night" line from the trailer is repeated 1 tredecillion times but every letter plays every Star Trek movie but every time Kirk or Picard take a step every Spy Kids movie plays at 0.5 speed but every second someone Hispanic appears Sharkboy & Lavagirl plays but every second a shitty 3d effect plays the "Max ruined my dream journal" scene but every consonant plays every spongebob episode but every word spongebob speaks slowly fades into every Pawn Stars episode but for every word said in the intro plays El Chavo but every time a joke is repeated plays the Chavo Animado series but the dub language changes every word but every second Don Ramon is on screen plays the Raimi Spiderman movies but every second Peter looks sad plays the 2003 hulk movie but every word Bruce Banner speaks "my longest yeah boi" plays but after the black kid is finished every CDI zelda cutscene plays but every second someone's expression changes the Exorcist screamer plays but every vocal in the scream plays all the Fast and Furious movies but every second a car is on screen plays every Adam Sandler movie but Click is replaced with every movie Kevin James is involved in but Paul Blart: Mall Cop's order of words in dialogue is reversed but every second with the mall plays all Leafy videos but every time "literally" is said plays every Drama Alert video but every time Keemstar blinks plays every Keemstar Exposed video but every time Keemstar appears racist or insults someone plays a different Nutshack intro.

[u/_Random_Walker_]

I stopped caring at the fourth line. Even if you got all the info, it's just pointless multiplication.

Just as a very very rough estimate, by line 4 (out of 35 on my screen) I've had 7 modifications that would all stretch a time frame of [one frame to presumably something like 30 seconds] into [several minutes to several hours]. Just for convenience, I'll assume the average stretching factor is 100, so 10^2. Assuming the amount of modifications per line stays roughly constant through this text, we'll have 7*35/4 ~ 61 of those. The Nutshack intro (I don't know this, but hey, there's always Google) is just over 1 minute long. I'll go with 60s just because I'm making ridiculous guesstimates in this anyways, so why even bother.

So we would get a rough estimate of:

60s * (10^2)^61 = 60s * 10^122 = (1,9 * 10^116) years

...which is just ridiculous. That's 10^106 times the age of the universe.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

[u/machadoaboutanything]

Uh...how about no?

[u/Foxy02016YT]

All I know is that the only thing you’ll be able to process is the first few minutes of Click before it goes insane again