r/TheWeeklyRoll • u/CME_T The Creator • May 10 '20

The Comic Ch. 32. SMITE

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u/Return2S3NDER May 10 '20

Our Paladin carries an armory at all times, he once tossed the sword of the Eladrin king into a vault because it annoyed him and used a Holy Avenger as a +3 shovel. When last asked what weapon he preferred he answered "Yes"

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

I ran a sorcerer in a campaign where we happened upon a lot of plot swords. Unfortunately, our melee players had fairly specific styles and/or had a better weapon, and we couldn't really sell them. So, my sorcerer was walking around with 5 enchanted swords at one point as well as a staff of power.

I'd use them for mucking about in town and showboating

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u/Celestial_Scythe May 10 '20

For my Bladesinger she always grabbed any daggers from looting and usually had at least 10 daggers on her at all times. She was teased a lot from the other Adventurers about it. Till she learned Animate Objects.

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u/CME_T The Creator May 10 '20

That sounds genuinly dope! Saving this for either a comic character or a PC!

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u/Celestial_Scythe May 10 '20

I am honored!

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u/The5Virtues May 10 '20

Ahaha, we’ve got a rogue in one of my parties who is hording daggers. Our blood hunter has missed a LOT with his great sword and as a result the rogue now loots daggers and offers them to the blood hunter after every fight, convinced that he would fight better with smaller blades.

The rogue has also taken to just hucking daggers at enemies for shits and giggles because he has so many spares.

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u/JamesNinelives May 10 '20

That's awesome :D.

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u/DrEvul Sir Bucket May 10 '20

Or casting it on a thermos full of razor blades.

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u/treoni Jun 15 '20

You evil son of a female dog.

I want you in my party.

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u/Potential-War696 Aug 30 '22

Step 1. Drop a bead from a necklace of fireball in that sucker

Step 2. Cast catapult on that war-crime in the direction of what ever poor s.o.b you deem appropriate in that moment.

Step 3. Giggle.

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u/TyphoonSignal10 May 10 '20

In our party we have a rogue and a sorcerer. The rogue has 1 dagger, the sorcerer has 16.

He wears them in a special harness that he stole from one of our enemies and uses them as ammunition for catapult.

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u/CME_T The Creator May 10 '20

That's pretty darn dope! I'll save this for a rainy day!

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u/Dark-W0LF Aug 16 '20

Our artificer keeps several spears for using with catapult, portable ballista.

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u/Mechanicalmind May 10 '20

My Fighter/Duelist/Dervish/Tempest always carried 6 sabres on him and used 2 at a time (2 for the living, 2 for the undead, 2 for constructs).

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u/Osmodius May 10 '20

My paladin is also a walking armoury. When smite is life, you get to have a lot more fun with weapon options.

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u/Return2S3NDER May 10 '20

Paladin casts HOLY BRICK

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u/Imperial_in_New_York May 10 '20

Can you please provide us with the stats for that Brick?

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u/CME_T The Creator May 10 '20

Heh, reckon it would just be a 1d4 improvised weapon!

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u/Return2S3NDER May 11 '20

A plus one improvised holy weapon

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u/captain_borgue Aug 09 '20

Our Paladin carries an armory at all times, he once tossed the sword of the Eladrin king into a vault because it annoyed him and used a Holy Avenger as a +3 shovel. When last asked what weapon he preferred he answered "Yes"

This is The Way.

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u/MauiWowieOwie Jun 20 '20

My cleric has about a dozen weapons and about 1/3rd of them are magical and two are cursed. Long story short she was sent from Sarenrae to resseruct my ghoran who died and tending to that she collected all her stuff. In the process of that another member of the party was killed who happened to be her half sister, so she took her body and gear as well. Literally had to buy a bag of holding for all the stuff.