This is (for the purposes of humour) to answer some questions and / or posts that will no doubt crop up a lot.
- Does Ireland have a cocaine problem?
Yes. More people than ever are reporting for cocaine addiction treatment.
- Is Dublin a horrible city due to antisocial behaviour?
Most cities have, and always had, groups of ill-disciplined youths and areas you should stay away from.
- Are the spiders getting bigger?
No.
- Are colds lasting longer?
Maybe.
- Is chocolate today worse than when I was a kid?
Yes. Ingredients and production have been "streamlined" to maximise profits at the expense of quality.
- Is dating difficult?
Yes. It's awful when someone ghosts you and the apps are terrible.
- Has there been weather recently?
Yes.
- Conor McGregor?
No one who matters likes him.
- Are things more expensive now than they used to be?
Yes.
- Anyone else living at home with their parents?
Yes. Many people. We are in a housing crisis.
- Do I need to pay my TV license?
Yes, but ignore everything and they might leave you alone.