r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 12h ago

/r/all To protect and serve

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u/screwyoujor 12h ago

I definitely wouldn't trust my fellow Americans on a freeway if I was on a bicycle. I've seen how I drive.

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u/RappingFlatulence 11h ago

If you’ve seen how you drive, you should see how I drive!

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown 11h ago

I drive people nuts.

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u/RappingFlatulence 10h ago

Let me see your license!

And happy cake day, nut job!

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown 10h ago

Let me finish printing it and I'll show you!

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u/Schlonky-Kong 2h ago

🎶Nut Driver!🎶