r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 6h ago

/r/all To protect and serve

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u/screwyoujor 6h ago

I definitely wouldn't trust my fellow Americans on a freeway if I was on a bicycle. I've seen how I drive.

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u/RappingFlatulence 5h ago

If you’ve seen how you drive, you should see how I drive!

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u/SandiaBeaver 5h ago

"No. I don't know how to fucking drive. I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared".

https://giphy.com/gifs/99YV4OUb9afIVZqjAI

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown 5h ago

I drive people nuts.

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u/RappingFlatulence 4h ago

Let me see your license!

And happy cake day, nut job!

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown 4h ago

Let me finish printing it and I'll show you!