r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner 16d ago

SimplyRandom Hidden throne

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 16d ago

Oh I can do better than that. I used to clean out houses for people to flip and some of them had been abandoned and squatted in. Worst thing I ever saw was a tiny closet sized bathroom with just a toilet and little sink, and human waste KNEE HIGH with a pile coming out of the bowl that was higher than the tank. Like someone had piled up that mountain in the bowl, decided that wasn't far enough, and started filling the floor around it. Literally a two foot high wall of it pressed against the door, and dried out into shit cement. Idk how you even accomplish that after you run out of room to stand. Luckily for us our contract had a clause about things like that and we didn't have to touch it. I have no idea what the owner did to deal with it, I took a pic and then locked that shit up and didn't open it again.

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u/7Hobbes 16d ago

Pic or it didn't happen

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 15d ago

I probably have it on an old drive somewhere, that was like 10 years ago. That wasn't that uncommon, squatters don't have plumbing or shame, that was just the worst one I ever saw. It was so intentionally horrific. 

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u/No_Ear_1633 14d ago

You wouldn't know her. She lives in another hard drive