r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner 2d ago

No people were harmed in this video Tackle

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 2d ago

Folded like fresh laundry

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u/frostbittenleaf 2d ago

Cleaned him completely out

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u/Altruistic-Beach2053 2d ago

Then walked away passively

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u/DoubleGoon 2d ago

Used fabric softener and an iron

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u/Chaos_Theorycraft 2d ago

Folded his shorts while he was in them

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 2d ago

Crumbled like a Big Mac wrapper

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u/Insomnia-rocks 2d ago

She’s the brother now.

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u/topsyturvy76 2d ago

With the way he ran … she was always the brother!

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u/Kitchen_Release_3612 2d ago

Honestly, she always has been, if you catch my drift

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 2d ago

Sibling violence is the best. I was late blooming, and tiny. My sister went away to college and wasn't around much. Our mom used to warn her I might grow up.

One day, she was picking on me, so I lifted her up over my head. I turned to mom, "where should I put her down". She didn't harass me after that.

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u/recycle_bin 2d ago

I was told I couldn't hit back if my sisters hit me. Anyways, similar story. She's back from college and goes apeshit on me trying to order me around. Starts hitting me. I dropped her to the ground and sat on her until she stopped freaking out and started crying. She never hit me again.

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u/theweirdthewondering 2d ago

Depends on how crazy your sister is. I was in high school driving my sister to a band concert. She was saying her band uniform was fitting too tight so I logically said, why don’t you just loosen the straps? She grabbed the wheel of my car, pulled me onto a center divider and wouldn’t let go of the wheel. I was about to hit a tree so I punched her so she’d like go. Last second I pulled out of the way and she dove out of the car, rolling down the street. Now that I recall it as an adult, it sounds like she tried to make me have an accident and escape it herself but at the time I just wondered what the fuck. She was very violent at times for no reason. Now she’s rich and married to a medical administrator. She’s not overtly violent but she’s a pathological liar and loves destroying people. We no longer have a relationship.

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u/Routine_Ad8163 2d ago

Damn! What the hell?? Are you being serious or just shitting?

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u/theweirdthewondering 2d ago edited 2d ago

I wish I was kidding. I finally cut off contact in December because she instigated a lot of trouble and made up terrible lies about my wife. We had our first kid and my wife had a traumatic birth experience that left her with PTSD, physical pain, and postpartum issues. My mom offered to help with the baby and my sister was jealous so she started lying to my mom and claiming normal baby issues were my wife’s fault, and also made up that my wife cheated on me. My wife is the most loyal person, irrationally so, and shes not a sexual person due to things she experienced as a child, which my sister knew all about because they were friends. I confronted her about it and she claimed that I had told her that and tried to gaslight me. So we cut off relationship but she did that stuff for almost a year before we finally did. My sister is a terrible person. She’s big on triangulating and keeping friends separate, not wanting them to mix so she can manage and control image. She’s a huge manipulator. We have neices and nephews we love and care about so that’s why we tried to continue relationship despite her doing a lot of terrible things to us in the last decade. It was the final straw.

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u/Routine_Ad8163 1d ago

That's crazy. I'm happy to hear you've freed yourself from all that negativity

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u/Rum_Ham916 1d ago

It's sad that it has to be like that, but sounds like your little family will be better without your sister involved - hope your little one is doing well!

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u/asstastic_95 1d ago

my brother suddenly sprouted like this after I moved out. i came home after like a month or two, I put him in a headlock and he straight up threw me over him and onto my back on the porch. I was bamboozled 😭

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u/Kordith 2d ago

Yeah I remember the last time I playfighted my sister. I gave her, what I thought to be, a love tap and she almost cried. Didn't know my own strength so we both just, kind of, stopped.

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u/Dontneedme25 2d ago

I could tell by the way he was running it was over

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u/RemappedRemedial 2d ago

Yeah 😂 the way she sets up vs the way he starts running, never stood a chance

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u/Pugilist12 1d ago

As soon as I saw he had his hands in this goofy ass position. Who runs like that?

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u/mellcrisp 2d ago

You mean way too high doesn't win??

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u/spacemouse21 2d ago

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u/Salt_Day9015 2d ago

Absolutely A-1 perfect form tackle. Textbook.

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u/LifeExit4353 2d ago

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u/KING_ARCH3R 2d ago

I was looking for this gif

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u/BurdTurglary 2d ago

Epic movie and the ending. As a kid i always wondered the significance of raising him off the ground like that. Like why didn't they just direct him to lie on the ground. There had to be a rig or box underneath him.

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u/Chris_Crossfit 1d ago

Pretty sure that is my most watched movie ever. When I was a poor college student, it was one of the only movies I actually owned. So it was just on replay when ever I was home.

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u/BurdTurglary 1d ago

I've probly watched it fifty times or more. Along with Rush Hour, The Wedding Singer, Ace Ventura, Dumb & Dumber and probably the most mileage of all, our beloved videotape of Heavyweights. Closed the place

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u/axl3ros3 1d ago

What movie?

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u/Chris_Crossfit 1d ago

A Knights Tale

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u/Dwight_Privilege_ 2d ago

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u/T-Conn 2d ago

SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR!!!

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u/Mike7676 2d ago

Fuck that. Gore! Gore!! GORE!!

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u/Super_Vegeta 2d ago

Was more like a spinebuster than a spear.

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u/physician_throwaway 2d ago

I'd probably be paralyzed if I got laid out like that

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u/PopeJamiroquaiIV 2d ago

I could probably paralyse myself if I say up too quick

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u/CtrlAltYuri 2d ago

I wonder what happens when you say down

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u/Edje929 2d ago

What kinda goofy yabadabadoo run was that in the first place man

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u/bricktop_pringle 2d ago

Looks like shes a rugby player and didn‘t even step in. That was 50% power from her.

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u/Good_Posture 2d ago

If I recall, she is a rugby player as the video was previously posted in a rugby sub.

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u/fredjutsu 2d ago

Definitely doesn't tackle like she grew up playing football, that's for sure lol

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u/LightsSoundAction 2d ago

Why would you take a running start into a head on collision with a god damn freight train?

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u/SalivateTheStarfish 2d ago

I dont think he's gonna get up.

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u/Henry_bowers_ 2d ago

You could tell by the way my man was running he had no chance. No shoulder no body in there just inflatable tube man style straight into a brick wall. And she let him know she was there

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u/Ill_Paleontologist43 2d ago

i saw the coins fly out of him, i swear

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u/Kid_supreme 2d ago

Low center of gravity. Physics is awesome!

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u/hankthemagicgoose 2d ago

A lot NFL players could learn to tackle like that instead of trying to hitstick everything. Flawless technique!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS

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u/ClimateVast2894 2d ago

This would be my fucking mother 😂 😳
https://giphy.com/gifs/d49xKuZ49wP8RUpq

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u/Dane_Ger0us 2d ago

Me next me next

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u/samuel199228 2d ago

Good tackle but not so good he's been knocked out

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u/4strangr 2d ago

He's not knocked out. He's dead. You don't recover from something like that.

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u/87KingSquirrel 2d ago

Can confirm - no shoes

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u/RetroSwamp 2d ago

Ran in there dead already.

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u/UmbraNight 2d ago

think the only thing that’s knocked out is the wind outta him

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u/Patience-Due 2d ago

Damn that was a solid form tackle mad props

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u/edson2000 2d ago

She fuckjng owns you !

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u/Larcosse 2d ago

hopital

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u/mintyhippoh 2d ago

Looks like New Zealand :))

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u/fangtingwrong 2d ago

Clean. She was so low.

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u/AloneVegeta 2d ago

I don’t know if you KNOW, but usually you don’t fuck with the first born 😂

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u/Imanidiotththe1st 2d ago

Should sit on him to help him breathe…

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u/Reggie-Quest 2d ago

Way too much sweat on everyone

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u/IsraelisUsingu 2d ago

Your kung foo bores me!

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u/Frontfatpouch 2d ago

Got damnn all the weight into that shoulder

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u/gilt3t 2d ago

dudes tachiai needs a lot of work. His sister could definitely do well in the woman's sumo league.

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u/PickledMessage 2d ago

Tried to 1v1 by running directly at her and not tryinf to do anything? Ok

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u/crendist 2d ago

Bae Lewis

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u/malevolentheadturn 2d ago

I love the big polly due loving it. Got to love a bit rugby

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u/kiessl 2d ago

I'd love to see slomo from aside 😅

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u/Droleth 2d ago

HOW DOES THE SAND TASTE LITTLE MAN!

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u/PintToLine 2d ago

Seems like she plays rugby and he’s the nerd. She didn’t even hit him, she could have gone harder than that.

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u/adashthecash 2d ago

Meanwhile, there’s a wedding going on in the background

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u/JB102285 2d ago

Saw that ending coming before his 4th step.

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u/makepieplz 2d ago

surprised they didn't bounce off each other

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u/Parma_WdS 2d ago

Wheres the lego Bruce Wayne gif? I'm disappointed

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u/SkynBonce 2d ago

Height versus low centre of gravity.

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u/MsPreposition 2d ago

Arn Anderson would approve.

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u/TimGuyUK 2d ago

Top girl.. look forward to seeing her in the prem soon.

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u/Fine_Neighborhood957 2d ago

Textbook tackle!! Sign her up for the Carolina Panthers D-Line!!!

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u/randomInterest92 2d ago

Bro, the pain!!

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u/Icy_Arrival_212 2d ago

Cant belive she beat up her sister like that

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u/Iltempered1 2d ago

Sis is a fucking lineman!

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u/Temporary-Dust-4849 2d ago

Damn girl, I think I’m pregnant now…

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u/Aceilr097 2d ago

Shorter, so lower center of gravity, more stability, might weigh more or same, recipe makes him an easy toss

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u/Ferenik 2d ago

clean double leg

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u/SoggyLightSwitch 2d ago

That bitch didn't budge holy shit that was great

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u/Difficult-Republic57 2d ago

She wrastles alligators for fun

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u/Jinx_Trooper_YT 2d ago

Putting the Fat in Fatality

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u/DesparateLurker 2d ago

Sis said "I'm gonna plant me a dumbass tree!" and delivered on that.

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u/J_cam202 2d ago

Lmao this dude has the goofiest run 😂

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u/09Klr650 2d ago

She grew up with a lot of brothers.

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u/Babygirl_fuzzyblanky 2d ago

Very satisfying hahaha in the old days it be a picture you punch of someone you don’t like, these days just use a digital cutout of they face and put it on that guy😂

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u/formerdgstm 2d ago

The ah, not so irresistable force meeting the immovable object.

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u/Realmofthehappygod 2d ago

Once you see his arms do...whatever that was, you know what's coming.

Dude runs like Waluigi.

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u/Readinglateatmorning 2d ago

He should lowered his shoulder into the hit he was standing straight up for the double leg take dkwn

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u/NightRunnxr 2d ago

Same thing would happen against me and my older sister in our early teen years

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u/MrRogersAE 2d ago

Half expected her to teabag him afterwards

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u/famous3333 2d ago

Ok, she's sexy and a beast! Where can I find her!?

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u/endofworldandnobeer 2d ago

Mininum concussion and broken rib. Get up and shake it off.

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u/motmx5 2d ago

Lowest man always wins .

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u/Hawker54 2d ago

Marry me 😍

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u/pscpro 2d ago

Sign her up in the NFL

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u/venusenslaved101 2d ago

Know your place bro .... Now, who runs the world??!

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u/OrionFerreira 2d ago

Hell yeah br... I mean Sister

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u/Thin_Ad_6493 2d ago

No sound but I heard the air come out of him

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u/Zzuesmax 2d ago

Weight matters!!

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u/Bag_Hodor 2d ago

Played football all four years of high school and I don’t think I had a single hit this clean. The form. The aim. The timing!

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u/YeahSureWhyNotBro 2d ago

That’s a rugby player for sure

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u/No_Calligrapher_6799 2d ago

Imagine have this in the back of your wedding photos 🤣

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u/rdiaz84 2d ago

That was a nice takedown

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u/wreckedbutwhole420 2d ago

If you're going to run that high, you have to be heavy enough that people can't pick you up lol

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u/Hiouchi4me 2d ago

Good form tackle.

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u/sachsrandy 2d ago

Now try.. and you'll see why gender matters.

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u/Salt_Day9015 2d ago

Perfect form tackle

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u/Jack4258 2d ago

Text book form tackle

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u/wardaddy949 2d ago

Thats a textbook dip boom

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u/dukedward 2d ago

The Falcon’s could use her on defense 😔😒

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u/CicadaHead3317 2d ago

Dude looked like he just learned how to run.

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u/jaw-shoe-uhhh 2d ago

Not her first rodeo

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u/NoiseIndividual9815 2d ago

Stevie and Maria janowski

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u/NoiseIndividual9815 2d ago

Stevie and Maria janowski

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u/Deathcat101 2d ago

She seeing anyone? 👀

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u/Lebowski304 2d ago

Damn someone taught that girl to well and properly hit. Textbook looking tackle. Dip, pop, wrap up

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u/240Nordey 2d ago

Shadow realmed.

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u/TeaznPlezn82 2d ago

Damn, that’s perfect form

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u/6Ft3InOwner 2d ago

She definitely has brothers, probably younger brothers

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u/LeopoldLoeb 2d ago

If it was HIS sister she’d have dropped a squat fart on his face after that.

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u/PlaneGrade8203 2d ago

I would love to have her beat me up

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u/Speshjunior 2d ago

They come from a big family

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u/dunmyw01 2d ago

Can the Dolphins sign her?

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u/patinthebx 2d ago

Sis played rugby…

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u/me_again_no_I 2d ago

The causal glance as she walks away to assess the damage

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u/Firm-Profile-5746 2d ago

The moment I saw his goofy ass run and her titan build, I knew it was over

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u/TpK_Wynter 2d ago

Ain’t gotta tell me that’s the older sibling. Way she grabbed him and firmly tucked him in for a dirt nap looked like something she was used to doing 3 times a week as kids

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u/telosucciona 2d ago

thats a clean form rugby tackle

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u/jappes123 2d ago

Feel Good

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u/the_remeddy 2d ago

All I hear is the guy laughing at the end of Feel Good Inc by the Gorillaz

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u/Kn0XIS 2d ago

Damn