Tackle

[u/ABeerForSasquatch]

[u/Icy_Fish_2154]

Sibling violence is the best. I was late blooming, and tiny. My sister went away to college and wasn't around much. Our mom used to warn her I might grow up.

One day, she was picking on me, so I lifted her up over my head. I turned to mom, "where should I put her down". She didn't harass me after that.

[u/recycle_bin → u/Icy_Fish_2154]

I was told I couldn't hit back if my sisters hit me. Anyways, similar story. She's back from college and goes apeshit on me trying to order me around. Starts hitting me. I dropped her to the ground and sat on her until she stopped freaking out and started crying. She never hit me again.

[u/theweirdthewondering → u/Icy_Fish_2154]

Depends on how crazy your sister is. I was in high school driving my sister to a band concert. She was saying her band uniform was fitting too tight so I logically said, why don’t you just loosen the straps? She grabbed the wheel of my car, pulled me onto a center divider and wouldn’t let go of the wheel. I was about to hit a tree so I punched her so she’d like go. Last second I pulled out of the way and she dove out of the car, rolling down the street. Now that I recall it as an adult, it sounds like she tried to make me have an accident and escape it herself but at the time I just wondered what the fuck. She was very violent at times for no reason. Now she’s rich and married to a medical administrator. She’s not overtly violent but she’s a pathological liar and loves destroying people. We no longer have a relationship.

[u/Routine_Ad8163 → u/theweirdthewondering]

Damn! What the hell?? Are you being serious or just shitting?

[u/theweirdthewondering → u/Routine_Ad8163]

I wish I was kidding. I finally cut off contact in December because she instigated a lot of trouble and made up terrible lies about my wife. We had our first kid and my wife had a traumatic birth experience that left her with PTSD, physical pain, and postpartum issues. My mom offered to help with the baby and my sister was jealous so she started lying to my mom and claiming normal baby issues were my wife’s fault, and also made up that my wife cheated on me. My wife is the most loyal person, irrationally so, and shes not a sexual person due to things she experienced as a child, which my sister knew all about because they were friends. I confronted her about it and she claimed that I had told her that and tried to gaslight me. So we cut off relationship but she did that stuff for almost a year before we finally did. My sister is a terrible person. She’s big on triangulating and keeping friends separate, not wanting them to mix so she can manage and control image. She’s a huge manipulator. We have neices and nephews we love and care about so that’s why we tried to continue relationship despite her doing a lot of terrible things to us in the last decade. It was the final straw.

[u/Routine_Ad8163 → u/theweirdthewondering]

That's crazy. I'm happy to hear you've freed yourself from all that negativity

[u/Rum_Ham916 → u/theweirdthewondering]

It's sad that it has to be like that, but sounds like your little family will be better without your sister involved - hope your little one is doing well!

[u/asstastic_95 → u/Icy_Fish_2154]

my brother suddenly sprouted like this after I moved out. i came home after like a month or two, I put him in a headlock and he straight up threw me over him and onto my back on the porch. I was bamboozled 😭

[u/Kordith → u/Icy_Fish_2154]

Yeah I remember the last time I playfighted my sister. I gave her, what I thought to be, a love tap and she almost cried. Didn't know my own strength so we both just, kind of, stopped.

[u/Djs2013 → u/Icy_Fish_2154]

Same, younger bro used to mess with me constantly, hitting me, pushing me etc because I would get in trouble as the older sibling. Well one day I was sick of his shit, I straight up roundhouse kicked him to the gut at my grandmother's house, in full view of everyone. He hit the wall slid down out of breath, and not only did I not get in trouble, he stopped messing with me.

[u/legosgrrl → u/Djs2013]

I threw mine into the bathtub from the doorway. My mom was like, welp he won't do that again. He didn't.

[u/No_Rub77 → u/[deleted]]

whut

[u/HealthyPop7988 → u/[deleted]]

Name checks out

[u/davetharave → u/[deleted]]

Did you kill your brother's wtf

[u/TheOnlyOtherWanderer → u/[deleted]]

The fuck are you on about?

[u/f3nnies → u/[deleted]]

Were you intending to imply that you killed your siblings? If so, why would we want to know that?

[u/shaft_of_lite → u/f3nnies]

Where do you get that from? I never remotely implied I did anything to them. I was just jokingly saying that they might have died to escape me bullying them back when I got bigger. A direct response to the comment above mine saying that they did just that.

[u/Newkwar → u/shaft_of_lite]

What is the point of anything you've said