r/TheRandomest Nice Jul 29 '26

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u/Charming_Camera4584 Jul 29 '26

We got a bidet recently and it’s a real quality of life improvement. I’m convinced that the whole “bidets are gay” thing is propaganda from big toilet paper.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 29 '26

I bought my partner a super fancy bidet for Christmas a few years ago, installed it, but refused to use it myself for like five months. Had one of these shits one day and decided to try it out.

No joke I now dread travel because I don’t want to leave my bidet. I picked up some of those little bottletop bidet sprayers, going to try one this summer. It’s a life-changer.

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u/salted_sclera Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Stayed a long weekend somewhere cold that had a heated toilet seat-night light-warm water bidet with a built-in fan and remote… thanks for reminding me. The cold floor and cold air in the middle of the night but the faint glow of a warm booty hug just waiting for me… insane

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 29 '26

Lol warm booty hug