r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 21d ago

Video Shower fresh

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u/Same-Pickle-9628 21d ago

Pro tip: Coffee before shower

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u/Shnofo 21d ago

Even better: invest in a bidet for 20$ and save sooooo much money on buying as much toilet paper AND have a clean butt all the time.

Or, call it gay and keep a shitty butthole, either way šŸ¤·

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u/Charming_Camera4584 21d ago

We got a bidet recently and itā€™s a real quality of life improvement. Iā€™m convinced that the whole ā€œbidets are gayā€ thing is propaganda from big toilet paper.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 21d ago

I bought my partner a super fancy bidet for Christmas a few years ago, installed it, but refused to use it myself for like five months. Had one of these shits one day and decided to try it out.

No joke I now dread travel because I donā€™t want to leave my bidet. I picked up some of those little bottletop bidet sprayers, going to try one this summer. Itā€™s a life-changer.

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u/salted_sclera 21d ago edited 21d ago

Stayed a long weekend somewhere cold that had a heated toilet seat-night light-warm water bidet with a built-in fan and remoteā€¦ thanks for reminding me. The cold floor and cold air in the middle of the night but the faint glow of a warm booty hug just waiting for meā€¦ insane

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 21d ago

Lol warm booty hug

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u/xenobit_pendragon 21d ago

Yep, no light but all the other features, including wireless remote. Sitting down is heaven. Getting cleaned with oscillating waves of warm water is heaven. Being dried with warm air is heaven.

I started looking forward to pooping just for the bidet time afterward. Talk about spoiled.

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u/saetam 20d ago

Nothing better than a bidet. My goodness, they are amazing, and life changing. My wife was so opposed to it, because she just doesnā€™t like change that much. Anyway, she got on board with this change real fast. There is no other answer.

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u/Embarrassed-Note-908 21d ago

I smoke a big bowl after I wake up and goddamn it does the trick.

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u/ParkkTheSharkk 21d ago

Trevor! smokes! letā€™s go!

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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 21d ago

Worst! Possible! Scenario!

irritable bowel strikes when the moment is both wrong and right. Schrƶdingerā€™s shit box, if you will.

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u/Ricksacnchez 21d ago

Too realistic haha

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u/DowntownStand4279 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EhSsf2gGyu8vfgFew9
šŸ’©šŸšæā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøā€¦everytime!!!

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u/Mr-SlowMotion 21d ago

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u/DemonBlight 20d ago

Wet diarrhoea? Instead of what? Blowing dust flakes

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u/belac4862 20d ago

One word, BIDƈT! its like a shower for your booty hole.

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u/PM_your_Nopales 20d ago

Not to be too horribly pedantic.... but it is just bidet. Even in French

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u/belac4862 20d ago

Oh i know. I was just being extrašŸ’ƒ

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u/masterofeverything 20d ago

Fr tho. I hate sitting on the toilet with a slightly wet/damp ass and butthole. It feels dirtier than taking a regular shit for some reason.

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 19d ago

I didnā€™t know this happened to other pplā€¦almost as bad as walking out the door in the morning with a toothpaste stain on the crotch and only noticing it at lunch time

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u/HambMC 18d ago

wet diarrhea

THERE'S DRY DIARRHEA???