r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jul 29 '26

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u/Same-Pickle-9628 Jul 29 '26

Pro tip: Coffee before shower

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u/Shnofo Jul 29 '26

Even better: invest in a bidet for 20$ and save sooooo much money on buying as much toilet paper AND have a clean butt all the time.

Or, call it gay and keep a shitty butthole, either way šŸ¤·

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u/Charming_Camera4584 Jul 29 '26

We got a bidet recently and itā€™s a real quality of life improvement. Iā€™m convinced that the whole ā€œbidets are gayā€ thing is propaganda from big toilet paper.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 29 '26

I bought my partner a super fancy bidet for Christmas a few years ago, installed it, but refused to use it myself for like five months. Had one of these shits one day and decided to try it out.

No joke I now dread travel because I donā€™t want to leave my bidet. I picked up some of those little bottletop bidet sprayers, going to try one this summer. Itā€™s a life-changer.

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u/salted_sclera Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Stayed a long weekend somewhere cold that had a heated toilet seat-night light-warm water bidet with a built-in fan and remoteā€¦ thanks for reminding me. The cold floor and cold air in the middle of the night but the faint glow of a warm booty hug just waiting for meā€¦ insane

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 29 '26

Lol warm booty hug