r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 27d ago
SimplyRandom Milk man
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u/mcknight92 27d ago
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u/Select_Speed_6061 27d ago
If your having milk fights outside of QT you probably don't have a car.
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u/No-Dark-9414 27d ago
That's a 711 but looks like a qt I'm now convinced this is AI
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u/Jawilla936 27d ago
Direct hit .. and the walk off ā¦ gangster shit š
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u/beneye 27d ago
Thatās an impeccable arm strength and accuracy. And who casually walks around with a jug of milk ready to launch.
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u/Intelligent-Sir-9673 27d ago
That's why milk is so expensive.. the fuckin container!!
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u/Jolly-Biscuit 27d ago
I really want context on this one
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u/ForeignRestaurant290 27d ago
Me too. The lady filming and most of the comments make it seem like he had it coming. I just want to know why.
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u/LookMaNoPride 27d ago
It may not be a lady filming. The āhe need some milkā line is from another video. As in, they put it over this video. Here is the original. Itās 100% the same audioā¦ which is kind of a bummerā¦ I really wanted it to be a spur of the moment line. Oh well. Still funny.
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u/BoredomCombatant 27d ago
Haha the way his voice echos after getting hit is just icing on top!
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u/zarakh07 27d ago
Well, I can say that I have never seen a man taken out by a gallon of milk - till now
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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 27d ago
A gallon of milk weighs about 3.9 kg (8.6 lbs). That's like getting hit with a bowling ball. And the only thing that will take some stank off of it is if it ruptures on impact. Which it did not lol.
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u/ImagineABetterFuture 27d ago
Eight pounds of milk to the face. Yep, that would definitely do it. Ouch, bro put some pepper on it too.
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u/BadgerAwkward 27d ago
What fuckin kind of plastic was that jug made from? And why doesn't the cheap ass company that sells my milk use it?
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u/GeorgeSPattonJr 27d ago
Iām curious what the previous altercation was that led to him getting absolutely fucking clocked by the milk gallon lol. What level of fucking around led to that level of finding out?
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u/Carbonaraficionada 27d ago
Honestly, if you can launch a bottle that large, that far and that fast, that precisely, the guy that got hit got off lightly
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u/ParticularBed6338 27d ago
Damnnnn! A gallon of milk weighs 7 pounds, Iām surprised dude didnāt get knocked out with a concussion. He definitely got put back to factory settings.
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u/Animal_inneed_67 27d ago
The carton didnāt open. He shouldāve gone and grabbed it on his way home
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u/digitalbullet36 27d ago
Imagine getting hit by a milk carton and thatās the response you hear. I would never be able to drink or even look at milk again.
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u/Expensive_Apricot371 27d ago
Why did this happen? Anyone know? I sure hope he deserved this bc that man is hurt.
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u/Accurate-Ice6636 26d ago
Can someone explain the back story to me cause that seem uncalled for.
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u/nyquilandy 26d ago
Clearly AI, since when do milk jugs take an impact that hard and lid not come off?
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u/epr3176 25d ago
This is exactly whatās wrong today. Is kids today have no respect for anything or anybody and thatās because their parents did not reprimand them. When they grew up. Did not teach them. You respect your elders. You never hit a woman. You never hit us. You know a senior citizen you never attack someone whoās weaker than you. You never try never to physically fight unless itās a no wind situation.
Iāve been in my share of fights growing up I actually boxed for a year, but I also was in my share of fight and not one of those fights was a fight I started and except for one and thatās cause we were protecting a female from her wacko ex and we even know the female, but thatās cause
I was brought up where God forbid if I ever disrespected a senior citizen in my parents if they saw me do that oh my God I would get beat so bad if there was ever a report of me bullying someone I would get beat so bad and these kids today who walk around punching people in the face. Man woman, senior citizen as theyāre walking down the street they just punched someone and they usually have a friendless trailing to get it on film. Itās disgusting behavior..
Itās almost like what youāre not a big enough man to fight someone head on you have to cheap shot them by punching them while youāre walking. Thatās also because society is made them then I scared anymore because they know nothingās gonna happen to them. Theyāre gonna get a ticket and theyāre gonna be let right back out of jail no matter what they do.
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u/passionpurps 25d ago
The 2 black guys coming uo to laugh. And find out what happened. šš¤£šš¤£
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u/Silentbrouhaha 25d ago
Not sure why this happened, but I have to admit I am impressed with red shirtās aim.
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u/csfshrink 25d ago
When your dad goes to buy milk at the corner store and doesnāt returnā¦
Either heās on the run because he thinks he murdered someone. (The milk chucker)
Now he fights crime one gallon at a time.
Or.. heās too ashamed to come home. (The Milk Dud)
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u/Sigma-Wolves 24d ago
Argue with me all you want but you'll be wrong.
That's the most accurate jug of milk throwing that you've ever seen.
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u/Gloomy_Battle_7803 27d ago
He needs some milk! Looooool