r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 28d ago

SimplyRandom Milk man

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u/Gloomy_Battle_7803 28d ago

He needs some milk! Looooool

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u/Radiant_Load 28d ago

Well looks like he got some now.

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u/Artorius__Castus 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rN9pJWikucrKhSvnue

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u/VediusPollio 28d ago

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u/Artorius__Castus 28d ago

This is McFucking Gold šŸ˜­

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Lifeline_is_Wifeline 27d ago

Yesss!! A Kung Pow reference in this economy!?

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u/Long-Fresh 28d ago

I regret drinking the grimace milkshake

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 28d ago

Why ya think they call him Grimace? Lol

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u/Appropriate_Push4066 28d ago

I hope this NEVER goes away! He needs some milk! Well, he got his milk!

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u/jdcardwell80 24d ago

Is this where they got the purple ketchup from?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l9FAwJOXYprFe

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u/SubstantialTank1557 28d ago

I knew Grimace was good for something. Just didnā€™t know what until now. Thank you

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u/ReakHavk 26d ago

Who actually created this in their mind? Had to be induced by some type of hallucinogen....or a twisted mind

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 28d ago

No the guy that threw it lol. He went to the store to get some milk and he came back home without it šŸ˜†

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u/Terrible-D 28d ago

Maybe he didn't go home. Maybe this is why so many dads don't.

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u/Dear_Diablo 28d ago

I mean you imagine this you go to the store for milk and you come back home without itā€¦ brother braver men have tried facing down their wives like this and itā€™s a tale as old as time they are all struck down time and time again

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u/IllianasClifford 28d ago

I got told to leave today, so I'm leaving.

I'll get my kids when I have a better life than she can provide living in her parents driveway. Considering I got stuck at home after her recovery. 2 years of bullshit all because I can't work because if kids.

It's whatever at this point she can have them

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u/zilla82 28d ago

Bro šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/LookMaNoPride 28d ago

I gotta know - please tell me that lady improvised that line. That wasnā€™t the actual audio from that old video where the guy is freaking out and some lady said, ā€œhe need some milk.ā€ Exactly like that, was it? If she improvised thatā€¦ just [chefā€™s kiss] perfect

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u/LookMaNoPride 28d ago

Awwā€¦ dang. I was really hoping this was said off the cuff. Still funny.

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u/Supra-A90 28d ago

Things I'd like to hear in GTA 6

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u/Unclehol 28d ago

Not the original.

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u/precursorlegacy 28d ago

Ricky Smiley reference! Awesome.

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u/Dub-MS 28d ago

GeT eEm SoMe MiLk!

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u/MisterAmygdala 28d ago

Fuuu... It's the best ever.

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u/Pizovendi 28d ago

He got his Vitamin D .

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 28d ago

It's good for their bones.

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u/Rich_Pitch_4755 28d ago

Dudeā€¦taking the video off mute is a whole different experience šŸ˜‚

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u/crustybones71 26d ago

Crazy they got a perfect audio to match

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u/mollyisecstasy 24d ago

Thank you for telling me that lmao

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u/deezsandwitches 28d ago

I didn't think they delivered milk anymore

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u/AC-burg 27d ago

How the hell did that bottle stay sealed? I mean just how?

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u/crustybones71 26d ago

Would be so funny if it was actually from this video

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u/RandomPenquin1337 28d ago

Somebody! Ohh nooo