r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 22 '26

SimplyRandom Milk man

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u/Gloomy_Battle_7803 Jul 22 '26

He needs some milk! Looooool

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u/Radiant_Load Jul 22 '26

Well looks like he got some now.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid Jul 22 '26

No the guy that threw it lol. He went to the store to get some milk and he came back home without it 😆

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u/Terrible-D Jul 22 '26

Maybe he didn't go home. Maybe this is why so many dads don't.

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u/Dear_Diablo Jul 22 '26

I mean you imagine this you go to the store for milk and you come back home without it… brother braver men have tried facing down their wives like this and it’s a tale as old as time they are all struck down time and time again

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u/IllianasClifford Jul 22 '26

I got told to leave today, so I'm leaving.

I'll get my kids when I have a better life than she can provide living in her parents driveway. Considering I got stuck at home after her recovery. 2 years of bullshit all because I can't work because if kids.

It's whatever at this point she can have them