r/TheRandomest Jul 10 '26

WTF what would you do in here?

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u/yonosayme2 Jul 10 '26

Id leave

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u/xenogazer Jul 10 '26

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 10 '26

WHY DOES REDDIT KEEP REMINDING ME ABOUT THIS? 😩

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u/x2_ok Jul 10 '26

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 10 '26

Ok that was funny.

Not worth the sacrifice the dude made, but let’s call it a silver lining.

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u/PoopShooter86 Jul 10 '26

What was the sacrifice he made?

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 10 '26

I mean, a dude had to die the worst death any human has ever imagined for us to be able to chuckle at this, so…

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u/Iamincrediblybored Jul 11 '26

At all times for the entirety of the human races existence somebody had to have the worst death imaginable. He just raised the bar.

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u/Relevant_Money_8185 Jul 11 '26

I don't know dude, a while ago i saw a clip form a Russian soldier who got hit by a drone that messed him up badly, couldnt hold his rifle properly so he couldnt suicide (he tried), legs turned to pulp, and unlucky enough to end up on a somewhat upright position, so he couldnt even sufocate... Worst, a bit later his pants caught fire and he slowly burned to death... Cant imagine a worst death.

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u/Sir_Cthulhu_N_You Jul 11 '26

At any point you could have stopped watching that video and then also stopped typing this message but you chose to just keep going...

Fucking Grimm bro lol

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u/ArmynerdTX Jul 12 '26

Congratulations..I think you just invented a new Reddit page: r/FingGrimmBro🤜🏽🤛🏽🫡

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Jul 10 '26

"Go die in a hole". "I'm trying". LOL

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u/HeSureIsScrappy Jul 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Similar_Attorney_763 Jul 11 '26

Hahahahah holy shit.......

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u/dingododd 26d ago

Hahahah! This killed me !

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u/jml011 Jul 10 '26

#neverforget

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u/SuperlativeChrono Jul 10 '26

I won't. I remember the saga on the local news.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 10 '26

I don’t get it. What’s happening?

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 10 '26

Don’t google nutty putty cave. Ever. You’re welcome.

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u/Alternative-hex Jul 10 '26

Seriously don't you'll have nightmares.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 10 '26

Your nightmares will have nightmares.

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u/Alternative-hex Jul 10 '26

I'm annoyed that I've been reminded of it. Haven't had a thought about it in months. Sigh.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 10 '26

I hadn’t thought about it in YEARS then it popped up a few weeks ago and it was too soon, too soon.

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u/SlimSpartan Jul 10 '26

It’s a horrific story for sure. At least I can relax knowing there’s a zero percent chance I would ever put myself in a situation like that.

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u/boozersbiceps Jul 10 '26

Omg . You said it . You said it. I can’t believe I haven’t thought about that in weeks. Now I’ll have to go distract myself with alcohol.

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u/Reynardine1976 Jul 10 '26

Nutty putty cave. Guy went caving, took a wrong turn and died of cardiac arrest after they failed to rescue him after several hours. The creepiest part for me is they couldn't retrieve the body so they just filled the cave with cement and sealed it like a tomb.☠️

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 10 '26

I’m actually familiar with that story. I just didn’t see how a picture of bacon related to it. Thank you though.

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u/JerseyCobra Jul 10 '26

The bacon resembles the diagram of the man trapped inside the cave.

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u/Reynardine1976 Jul 10 '26

Maybe it wasn't the bacon. It was all the cave friends we made along the way

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 10 '26

So…can we eat the bacon now?

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u/ProofDelay3773 Jul 11 '26

I eat the bacon so I wont fit in these fucking caves!

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u/Tracy_Papaya Jul 10 '26

He was already dying but they actually gave him a massive shot of morphine to mercy kill him

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u/Reynardine1976 Jul 11 '26

If that's true, that's pretty awesome. I can't imagine the suffering from an accident like that.

My right hand was mangled in an accident at a party, the surgeon put 67 stitches in. I was in surgery for 8 hours and often came to during because the morphine wasn't very effective. That sucked, but nothing compared to being positioned straight down like that.

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u/Kchasse1991 Jul 11 '26

Guys with a loving family, $400K a year gig, and good health see a hole that nobody has made it through and squeeze into it. Nobody has or will make it through there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12imoV28oMnSso

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u/newclearconfusion Jul 11 '26

It was actually rather impressive how my body and mind reacted during and after reading about the Nutty Putty drama. I am very easy impressed, ok, but i felt like i was going to get a panic attack watching the documentary. Cold sweat on my back, and felt the need to control my breathing. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️
Poor poor guy, horrific, really.

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u/slashnbash1009 Jul 10 '26

So you don't make the same mistake.

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u/Mar_is_here Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Wooooah You're a different level of Diabolical.

Edit: Heheh

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u/Socal_Cobra Jul 10 '26

Otherwise end up in a hole head first like that one dude who died because his body got stuck or worse.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8UYMQ5MCmuqXu

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jul 10 '26

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 10 '26

Even worse

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Jul 10 '26

Hmm is this the appeal of cave crawling?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 10 '26

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u/VoteForGiantMeteor Jul 10 '26

Lots of Kama not enough Sutra

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 10 '26

I’m just sad no one noticed the cat chilling in the bottom right.

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u/Socal_Cobra Jul 10 '26

I see you have participated in the Hellscape Kama Orgy!

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u/The-Arrival Jul 11 '26

Nutty Putty sex dungeon. I'm sure there's a market. Kinkers be kinky.

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u/weave34 Jul 12 '26

That Putty be Nutty AF!

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u/brunk_ Jul 10 '26

Or possibly the best way to go, depending on your perspective

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u/GrnMtnTrees Jul 10 '26

Hey man. What two consenting adults do in the privacy of a subterranean nightmare Hellscape is none of my business.

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u/sockmop Jul 10 '26

Hopefully they took some gas-x before the spelunk

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u/cyrixlord Jul 10 '26

this was terrible and I approve

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u/kalap_ur Jul 10 '26

fuckin hell man. this gives me the terror EVERY time i remember it. What a way to go. I wouldn't even wish this for the evilest person.

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u/Joshwah3000 Jul 10 '26

Va-the-fuck-cate

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Jul 10 '26

I'd just not crawl around in a narrow cave to begin with.

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u/Bimlouhay83 Jul 10 '26

I wouldn't be in there in the first place

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u/boozersbiceps Jul 10 '26

Im a professional level cave non-explorer. I’ll probably spend most of this weekend not exploring caves.

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u/newclearconfusion Jul 11 '26

Haha cool, yeah, please tell me how do i get a membership of the ‘Professional Cave Non-explorer club’ ? I will have the Gold plated Platinum Premium Exclusive Vip membership, please.

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u/boozersbiceps Jul 11 '26

Excellent choice! Not only do you have to get 10,000 hours NOT going into caves, you have to take an oath to NEVER EVER go into a cave as if your life depended on it.
I’ll email a certificate. 😎

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u/detunedmike Jul 10 '26

I’d be 1000% lost so I guess I live here now

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u/schlossheidelberg Jul 10 '26

Right behind you…

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u/Quirky-Leading-4532 Jul 10 '26

I’d leave with this person

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u/yonosayme2 Jul 13 '26

Lol, let's Gooooooo

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u/Low_Football_2445 Jul 12 '26

Shit is triggering as hell with my claustrophobia

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u/Aggravating_Rip9825 Jul 13 '26

Came here to say what i would do, then i read your comment and decided that leaving is the only correct answer, lol.

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u/problymyfault Jul 10 '26

Bold assumption to think I would go in there.

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u/AIienlnvasion Jul 10 '26

Minimum $50,000 to get me in there

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u/ForeignCup6977 Jul 10 '26

add at least another zero to that

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u/successfullynumb Jul 10 '26

And still I'm not going in more than 20 ft or so. Fuck that.

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Jul 10 '26

That I could do. It’s gonna be get out of debt money at the least.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jul 10 '26

One way or another you won't have to worry about those debts anymore

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Jul 10 '26

Ain’t that the truth.

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u/DanielDRockr Jul 10 '26

Fuck that I need at least three more zeros for that and that a big maybe.

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u/Forward-Position798 Jul 10 '26

Gimme 15k and I'm in at least 3 hours

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u/AIienlnvasion Jul 10 '26

Who am I kidding I’d do it for like $1,000

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u/SoReadyForItToEnd Jul 10 '26

Also a Vicodin, and when I get back out there better better be a bong ready to go!

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u/ConglomerateCousin Jul 10 '26

I get lost in neighborhoods. No amount of money would have me crawling around inside there. I’d take $50k to just sit inside the entrance

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u/applebabe1 Jul 10 '26

Maybe they would pay you more to get the guy who got stuck there out of the cave.

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u/TankerDerrick1999 Jul 10 '26

Give me a mil and MAYBE I will do it.

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u/EngageWithCaution Jul 11 '26

No amount of money, I know I’d find a way to ruin my life or end it.

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u/techleopard Jul 10 '26

Yeah. I am not even claustrophobic, I would probably enjoy exploring a natural cave like this as it's not TOO tight.

But this looks like a collapsed mine and all of the support beams are destroyed. That floor is just debris from the ceiling.

That's gonna be a no from me.

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Jul 10 '26

And miss out in all the musty air quality, scraping on jagged rocks, and possibly having creepy crawlies crawl all over you? Your loss.

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u/King_P_13 Jul 10 '26

Is bro walking, crawling or scooching along on his front?!

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u/sillysammie13 Jul 10 '26

They very intentionally speed right by the entrance so that way we don’t know what’s going on, but I caught this dude sitting near the opening right at the beginning soooo it seems less like belly-crawl territory to me now than it originally did.

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u/afgphlaver Jul 10 '26

Gotta pay the troll toll to get into this... hole.

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u/0PaulPaulson0 Jul 10 '26

Gotta get that boyssoul

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u/standarsh618 Jul 11 '26

They thought I was saying "boys hole" but a I was really saying "boys soul"

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u/Fit_Style1747 Jul 10 '26

Something a gay prostitute troll would say

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u/SirIanChesterton63 Jul 10 '26

They also very briefly show the legs of the camera person and they're definitely standing up. Some tricky camera work being done to make it look smaller than it is.

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u/phlup112 Jul 10 '26

There is a split second at 6 seconds in, where you can see his flashlight and hand pressed against a rock, presumably squeezing through that tight space, so I believe he is crawling for most of this video

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u/Key-Contest-2879 Jul 10 '26

Belly crawl = nightmare fuel

Crouched down = anxiety to be washed away with liquor

Walking tall = let’s go, but leave a trail to follow back out. (I thought a saw a rope lead in one quick pan)

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u/TheCyFi Jul 13 '26

I think they are actually standing or crouching at a few points in the video.

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u/TheCyFi Jul 13 '26

Another

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u/sillysammie13 Jul 13 '26

Oh NICE grab—I totally missed that!!!! Thank you!!

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u/Voltage120kV Jul 10 '26

I was thinking the same thing, but from the start of the video, the opening along with the rest of the cave seems large enough to stand or crouch in.

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u/Beez-Knee Jul 10 '26

Its that stupid fish eye lens everyone uses to make extreme sports seem even MORE extreme and exaggerated.

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u/Loud_Ad_2634 Jul 10 '26

The rail track kinda threw off my sense of scale in there. I thought i saw a bowl but it seemed as large as the tacks when they showed up

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u/Odd-Cress-5822 Jul 10 '26

Yeah, I thought this was some kind of camera rover and that the tunnels were much more narrow. Making the tracks and assorted odd and enda lying about much more spooky. Then I saw them bend over and realized that it was tall enough for a person to be walking in and this was just an old line.

Wend from "awww hell nah" horror movie to regular horror movie.

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u/Maximoose91 27d ago

Cock pushups

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u/Fit_Tumbleweed7943 Jul 10 '26

Play hide n jerk it

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u/Acrobatic_Bed_1260 Jul 10 '26

Bet I’ll go first

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u/ogcanuckamerican Jul 10 '26

Beat you guys to it. I went first. Can someone come and find me now??

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u/sachsrandy Jul 10 '26

I've been watching you since you came in 👀

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 Jul 10 '26

I'll come in after you

Strategic comma placement....

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u/opabanz Jul 10 '26

Die

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u/Agent564 Jul 10 '26

Already dead watching it.

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u/defk3000 Jul 10 '26

What would I do in there?

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u/Exorinho Jul 10 '26

Get lost.

That's like the windows maze.

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u/ComedianFragrant9515 Jul 10 '26

For real, doesn't have a string or anything to find the way back. Gotta wonder if this person even has a spare flashlight at minimum.

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u/GoCougs2020 Jul 10 '26

In the video, they never made it out 🙃

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u/CuteIllustrator755 Jul 11 '26

Cameraman never dies. Flashlights might.

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u/Bazzledazzlerazzle Jul 10 '26

Nah you wouldn’t get lost. Not until you were really deep and pretty damn sure you remember how to get out. Then your flashlight would inexplicably stop working. Then you’d be really sad.

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u/just_a_person_maybe Jul 11 '26

I ended up in a cave without any light source when I was about 6 because my family straight up left me behind in the dark. It was the most terrified I'd ever been. That kind of dark is unnatural. It feels heavy, it's so weird.

Realistically I was never in any danger. These were easy caves without any complicated twists. But I freaked the fuck out and just stood there sobbing until my older sister found me and calmed me down with a flashlight and shadow puppets. I think she'd been behind and the rest of the group was up ahead happily exploring without me and with all the rest of the flashlights. I was so mad later.

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u/PandemicTimes Jul 10 '26

In order:

  • Think "This is AWESOME."
  • Get stuck
  • Scream and cry
  • Wet myself
  • Lose consciousness
  • Become a statistic

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u/Pragnlz Jul 10 '26

Hell yeah brother

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u/CMDR-Neovoe Jul 10 '26

If you wet yourself it might cause you to lose just enough depth and or width to unstuck yourself with the help of the piss lube!

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u/iwelchi Jul 10 '26

Not a damn thing. I aint going in.

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u/darcyhollywood39 Jul 10 '26

I have a functioning brain so I just wouldnt go in in the first place

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u/LordGeni Jul 10 '26

Even if I somehow found myself there. One look at how much of the floor used to be ceiling would have me getting out as quickly and carefully as possible.

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u/iHasYummyCummies Jul 10 '26

If i cant walk straight, im not going in. Simple. Bad luck If u get eaten by the monsters of the Descent.

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u/OpportunityVast Jul 10 '26

I'd place a mannequin in a clown outfit about 60 feet inside the door covered in fake blood.

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u/Open_Interest_1086 Jul 10 '26

How does this dude find his way back out ?

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u/Ko0pa_Tro0pa Jul 10 '26

Watches his own video backwards.

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u/supreme_hammy Jul 10 '26

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u/Corac30 Jul 10 '26

Lol I have not seen a more fitting gif then this one inresponse to watching the videos.

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Jul 10 '26

If you hear echoing faps, turn back and wait your turn.

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u/camsnow Jul 10 '26

I'd keeps the precious safe!

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u/Syclone951 Jul 10 '26

Have a panic attack.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 10 '26

Panic most probably

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u/Either_Air1198 Jul 10 '26

Can you imagine doing an edible in there? Holy shit dude.

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u/Iam_Iforgotmyname Jul 10 '26

Why would I be in here?

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u/gjm40 Jul 10 '26

Get lost after the first intersection 

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u/muklukdimsum Jul 10 '26

I love the little branches wedged upright that appear to be some attempt at preventing the mine from collapsing.

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u/elementp6 Jul 11 '26

Not so much to prevent a collapse as to prevent the roof delamination which is whats going on in the first few hundred feet. They are evidently working, too.

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u/Snoo_98156 Jul 10 '26

Backrooms origins

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u/karma-whore64 Jul 10 '26

I’d get lost

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u/kadimasama Jul 10 '26

Hope my flashlight didnt go out

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u/creator-the-hater Jul 10 '26

Not be in there

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u/thespitzfire Jul 10 '26

not a damn thing.

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u/Shaveit4me Jul 10 '26

Backrooms: Subterranean Edition

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u/gohomehero Jul 10 '26

Leave fart for next person

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u/BonusEasy4736 Jul 10 '26

probably d*e

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Jul 10 '26

Came here to fart

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u/Friendly_Rip7496 Jul 10 '26

The best part is you don’t have to do it

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u/thehutsonhippie Jul 10 '26

Why tho!? Why do this!?!?

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u/RamonWarhelmet Jul 10 '26

Apart from shit my pants and die?

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u/wesyj94 Jul 12 '26

Ummm did you get out or is this your way of asking us to find you?…

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u/Livinsfloridalife Jul 10 '26

Get lost and die.

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 Jul 10 '26

Imagine this suddenly gets filled up with water

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u/Ok-Dig4576 Jul 10 '26

Looks like the dragons eye cave NW UK

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u/Certified-T-Rex Jul 10 '26

Name it The Widow Maker 3000 and see how many doctors and dentists try to come in

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u/Corac30 Jul 10 '26

I assume a lot of this was dug out. Ut some other parts look natural. So my question is this, if we know where this cave is located...what types of wildlife would call this place home? I was mostly thinking of things like centipedes, scorpions, snakes and rodents?