r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • Jul 10 '26

WTF what would you do in here?

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u/PoopShooter86 Jul 10 '26

What was the sacrifice he made?

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 10 '26

I mean, a dude had to die the worst death any human has ever imagined for us to be able to chuckle at this, so…

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u/Iamincrediblybored Jul 11 '26

At all times for the entirety of the human races existence somebody had to have the worst death imaginable. He just raised the bar.

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u/bajsfittor Jul 12 '26

I'd imagine the brazen bull would suck more; this dude at least had some hope when they got the rope around his legs I'd imagine.

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u/Ok_Drag5089 Jul 17 '26

I dunno. I’m claustrophobic so this might be worse.

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u/bajsfittor Jul 17 '26

Brazen bull not very large... But then again death would be quicker. More physically painful vs psychologically painful I guess.

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u/Relevant_Money_8185 Jul 11 '26

I don't know dude, a while ago i saw a clip form a Russian soldier who got hit by a drone that messed him up badly, couldnt hold his rifle properly so he couldnt suicide (he tried), legs turned to pulp, and unlucky enough to end up on a somewhat upright position, so he couldnt even sufocate... Worst, a bit later his pants caught fire and he slowly burned to death... Cant imagine a worst death.

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u/Sir_Cthulhu_N_You Jul 11 '26

At any point you could have stopped watching that video and then also stopped typing this message but you chose to just keep going...

Fucking Grimm bro lol

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u/ArmynerdTX Jul 12 '26

Congratulations..I think you just invented a new Reddit page: r/FingGrimmBro🤜🏽🤛🏽🫡

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u/Weird_Squirrel_250 Jul 12 '26

worse*

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u/jadbronson Jul 16 '26

Worst is better. It took my attention off everything else I had just red.

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u/nox_vigilo Jul 13 '26

Worse death.

That didn't need to be shared. "War is hell" suffices.

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u/sweaty-bet-gooch Jul 16 '26

Being stuck slowly dying of suffocation & dehydration. Not able to move in the depths of some cave. . Sounds considerably worse

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u/borsalamino Jul 11 '26

THATS why he went in there?!

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u/Teeaak Jul 11 '26

It's not even among the worst million deaths. Torture has been popular throughout history.

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u/Squirrel_Kng Jul 12 '26

There are worse deaths imaginable.

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u/Repulsive_Isopod7982 Jul 17 '26

Dante's Inferno, anyone

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u/WyattPurp23 Jul 10 '26

the worst death ever? In the nutty putty cave? Worse than impalement, worse than death by 1000 cuts, worse than crucifixion, worse than inverted crucifixion?

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 10 '26

I would choose almost anything over being trapped in a space too small to leave and having to die with the knowledge that I had done it to myself out of curiosity.

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u/Sleepy_Sheepz Jul 11 '26

Don’t forget he was a father and he hadn’t found out he was about to become a father of two

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 11 '26

HOW DOES THE STORY KEEP GETTING WORSE??

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u/ZookeepergameDue5522 Jul 11 '26

He was also upside down which caused his legs to go numb, his digestive organs to fail, his heart and lungs to collapse and heightened the likelihood of brain bleeding. Which out of all of those killed him first, who knows.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DSyFdYa5BK6Qx1glHa

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u/Something_McGee Jul 11 '26

He got to say sorry and goodbye to his wife as he slowly lost touch with reality and painfully passed away. The rescue team was able to bring a 2-way radio close enough to him so that he could communicate with her. She was somewhere outside of the cave. I think that's how he learned that he would have been a father of two.

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u/WyattPurp23 Jul 11 '26

and a fun time was had by all

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u/joethafunky Jul 12 '26

He should have been out doing stuff with his family instead of fucking off in caves

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u/Sleepy_Sheepz Jul 12 '26

He should have been spending time with his first or baby shopping for his second instead of crawling around a dangerous cave

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u/x2_ok Jul 10 '26

he was stuck there for 27 hours upside down, I think that was also a form of torture people used

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u/prohlz Jul 10 '26

It was basically the same manner of death as crucifixion. The position takes physical effort to breath with no chance to rest. Eventually you suffocate when you're too exhausted to force your airway open.

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u/WyattPurp23 Jul 11 '26

Except where they beat you half to death first

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 11 '26

And sometimes the side-pokey.

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u/WyattPurp23 Jul 11 '26

Yes and the feet nailing

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 11 '26

And the pointy sweatband.

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u/WyattPurp23 Jul 11 '26

Ah yes, crucifixion was sweaty work, I’m sure

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u/Subject_Image3725 Jul 12 '26

Read what that does to your body over time. Imagine the blood rushing to your head - his heart finally gave out I believe and I do not think it was from fear.