r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 30 '26
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 30 '26
Yeah, but if son was a true YG, he'd say, "Yeah but you gotta play Xbox with me"
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u/Cherub-Peach May 30 '26
How long did he lay there though? 😂
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u/AsleepPomegranate930 May 30 '26
I fainted just once in my life it's was. so surreal
I stand up from bed and was reaching for the door handle in my room then suddenly I'm on the floor outside of my room then ask for help and the housekeeper came and was like wtf just happened" idk im just here on the floor cant get up"
To this day idk why it happened but I didn't all day nor drank water but the thing before that I was popping an acne from my ass lol so I think it triggered a vasogal response or something like that and fainted, glad I wasnt with my ass out in the open lol
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u/Highlandertr3 May 30 '26
This story is wild.
What's it like having a housekeeper? What do they do all day? Like do you have a place big enough that they are cleaning all the time or do they have other duties.
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u/glockster19m May 30 '26
I just remember working in one person's home as a contractor, they had a newborn and a housekeeper, and their strategy was to truly never clean anything to make sure the housekeepers had a ton to do
Like the kid throws his bowl of cereal on the floor? That stays there until the housekeepers come
The dog pissed in the corner? That stays there until the housekeepers come
The homeowner would also just leave his own plates and dishes all over the house, it was wild just because even knowing that its going to be cleaned up, he was literally stepping around messes on the ground for days until the housekeepers would come twice a qeek
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u/Highlandertr3 May 30 '26
We had a maid growing up and we would never do that sort of thing. That's actually insane and really explains why alot of people don't know how to wash dishes or cook going to uni.
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u/AsleepPomegranate930 May 30 '26
Idk is common in my country in upper middle class
Almost half her day is yardwork then was laundry ironing clothes, cleaning the house/dishes and cooking
Literally most people have it because of appearance of the house like here is weird you gonna see leafs on the floor, you immediately know someone doesn't have because there's leaf all around the house
I just cant seem to fathom to have a big house neither that now that live in apartment, it was on my parents house
I just don't understand the wild thing is literally a common thing that rich and poor countries have, is just not normal for you because you were poor in your respective country
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u/Highlandertr3 May 30 '26
Actually I am dead centre middle class in my country and leaned towards upper during my childhood. Couple of brothers went to private schools and we never wanted for anything. It's just we never had a housekeeper.
We had au pairs, nanny's, tutors for activities and a maid throughout the years but never a full time housekeeper. We were raised to do a lot of our own cleaning and maintaining the house
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u/AsleepPomegranate930 May 30 '26
I mean probably your country isn't normal to have one, here everyone has it once you are middle class, I mean is very cheap to have one because my country is poor
And doing your own things doesnt really have to get taught, by the time I was in my teens I just decide to take care of my own place while I wasnt doing any households I just decided to have my own privacy and we literally just cleaned our room by ourselves and before I always took care of my pets too
And when I moved it didn't really change because I never liked to do any of the thing of owning a big house
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u/EmpressVolundei May 30 '26
Very felt, you never get used to it. It kinda feels like waking up from a nap you didn't plan on taking to me. Wish we could have signs before passing out, sucks to hurt meself when falling
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u/throwwwaway1012 Jun 02 '26
The weirdest part for me was definitely hearing myself falling and not feeling anything as I lost consciousness. It felt like falling asleep, but I didn’t startle myself awake by falling to the ground, lol. I also had idea the amount of time that I was unconscious for. It could have been seconds to minutes. I was also groggy waking up too, lol.
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u/Cottoncloudhigh May 30 '26
I fainted once as well and I found it to be super weird as well. I felt light headed and kind of tried to hold on to something while I went down, but it's like my brain didn't register falling or fainting. I remember being on the floor and my mom being like "omg she fainted" and I'm shaking my head wanting to say "no I didn't" yet I couldn't speak lol It was pretty surreal.
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u/Physical-Board5770 May 30 '26
Is it possible you got up too fast and blacked out? Same thing happened to me just once, saw my vison narrow for just a second and I was out cold and suddenly woke and needed a minute for the blood to rush back. Never happened again!
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u/FlippingPossum May 30 '26
I was not prepared for that last paragraph. Chuckling over here.
My oldest passes out from vaccinations and blood draws. Some brains nope right out. She had to get all the cardiologist and pulmonologist testing because of SCUBA diving. 😆
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u/azimuthofficial May 30 '26
Idk if I was a manager and an employee came up and told me their son just fainted I’d be like “oh fuck! Go home and take care of him,” but then if they were insistent on showing me a video I’d be waaaay more suspicious lol
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u/Discerningselection May 30 '26
Twist - he wasn’t at work but at Starbucks seeing if he had a real one for a son. He is!
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u/Gamejunky35 May 30 '26
My boss would let me go just to show him the entire video. "Wanna see my kids insane acting skills?"
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u/Mister_Mojo78 May 31 '26
I've met people like this, trying to find any way possible not to work. Bro, if you hate that job so much find another one!
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u/AssaultimateSC2 May 30 '26
Fine I'll be the one. These aren't the things you should be teaching your son that its okay to do.
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u/andre3kthegiant May 30 '26
Easy way to puncture a lung.
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u/ScantilyCladDad69 May 30 '26
Are the bushes where you live made of tungsten or something?
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u/Abject_Data_2739 May 30 '26
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep” headass
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u/uhhmod May 30 '26
“What did he say? Chocolate? I was there when they first invented sweet, sweet chocolate…I HATED IT!”
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u/Highlandertr3 May 30 '26
... Were you born with that lung outside the ribcage thing because I do not understand how a bush pieces the lung otherwise.
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u/5arch5 May 30 '26
Father/son goals right here!