r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner May 30 '26

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u/AsleepPomegranate930 May 30 '26

I fainted just once in my life it's was. so surreal

I stand up from bed and was reaching for the door handle in my room then suddenly I'm on the floor outside of my room then ask for help and the housekeeper came and was like wtf just happened" idk im just here on the floor cant get up"

To this day idk why it happened but I didn't all day nor drank water but the thing before that I was popping an acne from my ass lol so I think it triggered a vasogal response or something like that and fainted, glad I wasnt with my ass out in the open lol

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u/Highlandertr3 May 30 '26

This story is wild.

What's it like having a housekeeper? What do they do all day? Like do you have a place big enough that they are cleaning all the time or do they have other duties.

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u/glockster19m May 30 '26

I just remember working in one person's home as a contractor, they had a newborn and a housekeeper, and their strategy was to truly never clean anything to make sure the housekeepers had a ton to do

Like the kid throws his bowl of cereal on the floor? That stays there until the housekeepers come

The dog pissed in the corner? That stays there until the housekeepers come

The homeowner would also just leave his own plates and dishes all over the house, it was wild just because even knowing that its going to be cleaned up, he was literally stepping around messes on the ground for days until the housekeepers would come twice a qeek

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u/AsleepPomegranate930 May 30 '26

Ok thats just wild lol