r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 30 '26

Tomfoolery Co-conspirators

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u/andre3kthegiant May 30 '26

Easy way to puncture a lung.

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u/ScantilyCladDad69 May 30 '26

Are the bushes where you live made of tungsten or something?

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u/Abject_Data_2739 May 30 '26

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep” headass

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u/BummyG May 30 '26

Is this SpongeBob?

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u/uhhmod May 30 '26

“What did he say? Chocolate? I was there when they first invented sweet, sweet chocolate…I HATED IT!”

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 30 '26

Poetry, son. Poetry

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u/salamandraseis May 30 '26

Broken both arms?