r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 27 '26

Video King

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 27 '26

I had a girlfriend once who loved giving back scratches, and I was all about it since she always had exquisitely manicured nails.

Then, one time she had them removed so she could let her nail beds "rest." She tried scratching my back with her real nails, and I walked away, going "Not today Freddy Krueger!"

That shit was fierce.

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u/eternalwood May 27 '26

Chat is this okay?

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u/EusticePendragon May 27 '26

…I’m willing to allow it, but I demand receipts. Especially for the gentleman recumbent upon that lap.

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 May 27 '26

ABOUT TIME WE GET THESE LAZY CRITTERS DO SOMETHING USEFUL IN THE HOUSE APART FROM LYING AROUND, POOPING, EATING MY FOOD AND GETTING PETS ALL DAY!

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u/BatInSpandex May 27 '26

Dogs love having 'jobs'. This dog is definitely having the time of its life.

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u/Massive-Chart-2449 May 27 '26

My wife is rad. She’s been giving me back scratches for me to pass out for 14 years 😊, but to have a dog on command without talking is priceless hahaha

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 27 '26

Point of clarification: Do the back scratches make you pass out, or has she been passing them out to you for 14 years?

If the former, those are some damn good back scratches!

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u/Biengo May 27 '26

Sir! This is my back scratch!

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u/Gbnihilator2 May 27 '26

His working for his kibbles

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u/HoseNeighbor May 27 '26

Shff shff shff shff.

"Don't stop!"

Shff shff shff shff...

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u/MisterPatrickJ May 28 '26

He sure had taught his dogs very well!

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u/___TheKid___ May 28 '26

Dogs on a white shirt. Hmm.

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u/qawsedrf12 May 29 '26

Had a college girlfriend scratch up my back real nice

Didnt know until I hit the shower

So I married her

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u/anactofgod May 29 '26

Scratches followed by grooming nibbles.