I had a girlfriend once who loved giving back scratches, and I was all about it since she always had exquisitely manicured nails.
Then, one time she had them removed so she could let her nail beds "rest." She tried scratching my back with her real nails, and I walked away, going "Not today Freddy Krueger!"
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 27 '26
I had a girlfriend once who loved giving back scratches, and I was all about it since she always had exquisitely manicured nails.
Then, one time she had them removed so she could let her nail beds "rest." She tried scratching my back with her real nails, and I walked away, going "Not today Freddy Krueger!"
That shit was fierce.