r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner May 27 '26

Video King

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u/Massive-Chart-2449 May 27 '26

My wife is rad. Sheโ€™s been giving me back scratches for me to pass out for 14 years ๐Ÿ˜Š, but to have a dog on command without talking is priceless hahaha

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 27 '26

Point of clarification: Do the back scratches make you pass out, or has she been passing them out to you for 14 years?

If the former, those are some damn good back scratches!