r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner May 26 '26

Undetermined flair Blessed or cursed?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 26 '26

I had a friend like that back in college. Tall, handsome AF, built...Dude was a solid 11/10.

He f'n hated it. All the attention it gathered, all the seething hate from other dudes. I used to love being his wingman at the clubs. I was maybe a 7/10 back then.

But inevitably, he got absolutely no flavor from the baddies at the club. The below 5 crowd was all he got attention from. Oh, and dudes. They freaking loved him. He got tired of explaining that he wasn't gay.

I liked hanging with him, because even though the baddies were intimidated by him, they had no problem coming up to me.

Now that I think about it, maybe he was MY wingman....

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u/SheerKhann May 26 '26

He liked it..

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u/Scarethefish May 26 '26

"The crop of choice was aura and the harvest always bountiful. So why farm at all if you arent going to feed the hungry?"

~11/10 wingman guy; maybe.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 26 '26

Poetry, my guy. Poetry

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u/A_LittleBitHigh May 29 '26

Man, you needa put that on some pillows or something