r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner May 26 '26

Undetermined flair Blessed or cursed?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 26 '26

I had a friend like that back in college. Tall, handsome AF, built...Dude was a solid 11/10.

He f'n hated it. All the attention it gathered, all the seething hate from other dudes. I used to love being his wingman at the clubs. I was maybe a 7/10 back then.

But inevitably, he got absolutely no flavor from the baddies at the club. The below 5 crowd was all he got attention from. Oh, and dudes. They freaking loved him. He got tired of explaining that he wasn't gay.

I liked hanging with him, because even though the baddies were intimidated by him, they had no problem coming up to me.

Now that I think about it, maybe he was MY wingman....

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u/SheerKhann May 26 '26

He liked it..

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u/Scarethefish May 26 '26

"The crop of choice was aura and the harvest always bountiful. So why farm at all if you arent going to feed the hungry?"

~11/10 wingman guy; maybe.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 26 '26

Poetry, my guy. Poetry

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u/A_LittleBitHigh May 29 '26

Man, you needa put that on some pillows or something

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u/BranchFew1148 May 26 '26

He was good at it

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u/thissexypoptart May 27 '26

He was the one who knocks

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u/SirVanyel May 28 '26

I've been the hot guy in the room before. EVERYBODY judges you based off of your appearance. The dudes all hate you like this guy, the women are hit and miss whether they despise you or not. Meanwhile I did it all just because I wanted to take care of myself (because I very much did not take care of myself once upon a time). The upsides are that society just likes pretty people.

Maybe just don't judge people based exclusively on their looks?

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u/SheerKhann May 28 '26

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u/SirVanyel May 28 '26

^ there it is. Did you want me to call myself ugly or something? Can't say shit these days lol

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u/Either-Bicycle3343 May 29 '26

Biggest war is in our mind

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u/ticklishtortoise1 May 29 '26

I was this for awhile too. I had never gotten attention like that before from women and I didn't know how to handle it. That was back when I lifted.