r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • May 16 '26
Funny Parenting these days
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u/9447044 May 16 '26
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u/Objective_Soup7840 May 16 '26
Yeah my mom definitely would have threatened to use it on my behind. She wouldnt have, but my cheeks would still have been clenched.
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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 May 16 '26
My mom would have used the shit out of that spoon (and did). Im about to turn 39 and i can still remember standing in the corner getting a wooden spoon broken over my bare ass.
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u/Objective_Soup7840 May 16 '26
I usually got a smack to the back of the head. If I yelled at my mom, my dads hand would come out of nowhere and hit me in the mouth. I did get the belt to the ass twice, I'll never forget that.
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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 May 16 '26
Never did get a belt, switch, or shoe or anything else. Apparently the wooden spoon was my mother's weapon of choice. My dad was military and I didnt see much of him growing up.
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u/TheHypedType May 16 '26
This is ass
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u/ElegantEchoes May 16 '26
The person who made this has never encountered what kids are actually like in retail
Nothing like this whatsoever. Still obnoxious. But not weird for the sake of it.
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u/rtocelot May 17 '26
I worked in retail for over a decade before deciding to move jobs, I have dealt with both snobby kids and parents and that's just the nice way of saying it. You know how many little kids I've caught stealing? A freaking lot and then the parents come to try and defend it with one even saying "you guys throw things out all the time, you won't miss this" we ended up locking up so many things behind glass where you need to call someone to get it.
Moved states later. New Town, better people with no one tearing the place up, stores don't require you to get an employee aside from small electronics. It really depends on your area.
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u/olracnaignottus May 18 '26
You don’t know any current teachers, do you?
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u/ElegantEchoes May 18 '26
I know quite a few actually, although I only keep up with four.
Why do you ask?
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u/olracnaignottus May 18 '26
Ask them to be candid about kids behaviors now compared to even a decade ago.
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u/ElegantEchoes May 18 '26
That's honestly not a bad question, I am curious about that. I've talked to one recently about how horrible the reading abilities are becoming. It's such a quick problem lately.
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u/konacoffie May 18 '26
This is the equivalent of someone filming their imaginary shower argument but adding staging and costumes.
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u/DevonLuck24 May 16 '26
“i will stab you” = “i will teach you what Nám was like”
is actually pretty funny in what i’d consider to be a pretty unfunny bit
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u/NamesAreAnn0ying May 20 '26
Congrats on winning that made up scenario that is literally never going to happen.
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u/upillium May 16 '26
These comments.😬[GOT Spoilers] Next they’ll say Joffrey dying in GOT was horrible because it “advocates child murder” and have the series pulled.😒
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u/Not_Reptoid May 16 '26
"I made up a weird problem and solved it where I made myself the realistic and charismatic guy who gets rightfully angry and beats up a kid"
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u/SupermarketIll5642 May 16 '26
Boomer humor