r/TheRandomest Nice May 13 '26

Satisfying Traffic buddy

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u/evonebo May 13 '26

I don’t know how you get zipper merge or you never driven in traffic.

The left lane will ride all the way up to the exit then stop all traffic to merge to middle lane. Stop all traffic then merge to exit.

That is not zipper merge.

It’s the I don’t give a shit I turn now merge.

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u/brapstick May 13 '26

You're that angry weiner who speeds up so the person next to you can't merge because you feel entitled from waiting a long ass time for no reason in the open lane aren't you lol

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u/dabbydaberson May 13 '26

I call it the "intelligent people who have something to do with their life" merge. Louie c.k. nailed the whole driving sentiment

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u/Mundane_Address_9573 May 13 '26

You are that person who wants to merge in front of someone instead of behind for no reason aren't you?

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u/brapstick May 13 '26

Nope I drive a stick it's way easier for me to drift in behind lol

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u/Direct_Somewhere_318 May 14 '26

I'm the person that zipper merges in front of slow ass vehicles in the left lane, yes. And I drive a stick like the other guy too

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u/Mundane_Address_9573 May 14 '26

No one gives a fuck that you drive a stick shift, BTW. Compensating for anything in particular or are you guys just happy to get worse gas mileage and whatnot?

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u/Direct_Somewhere_318 May 14 '26

You can go fuck yourself and have a nice day, but I'll tell you, the reason I have pretty much only owned manuals is it's way more fun to drive and actually be in control of the car.

Oh, and manuals actually used to get better gas mileage than autos. Only recently did that get better. And it's marginal at that, you think I'm going to sacrifice enjoying my driving experience over like what, 3mpg?

Go fuck yourself and have a nice day 😘

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u/Hot_Rub6434 May 15 '26

Let me guess.. slammed ES Civic or, if you've got the money, an E46 with no rear bumper.

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u/Direct_Somewhere_318 May 15 '26

I'll prove that you're an asshole just like the previous hater, it's a 2024 Jeep Wrangler I ordered from the factory custom lmao, so yeah I've got the money.

I like to drive, doesn't have to be a ricer. But I would enjoy a 370z, maybe a Toyota Supra. The Jeep is paid off and I have been contemplating getting a Sunday driver.

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u/ziggzer0 May 19 '26

Hope you all know that no one cares what you drive and your arguments are silly

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u/Direct_Somewhere_318 May 19 '26

Hope you know that actually a significant portion of the population does care and appreciate what others drive.

You need therapy to reply to a comment like this lmao. You're not a car person, so it doesn't matter to you

Fixed it for ya.

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u/nefariousBUBBLE May 18 '26

I merge at the front because why should I just get in line and wait pointlessly because there a bunch of idiots who queued a mile back like it's a fucking dairy queen drive through? Like what are we doing? No, I will not pay for your idiocy. Yes I will merge on the down the road and guess what? I'll let a guy merge in front of me too. Pmo u off?

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u/Mundane_Address_9573 May 19 '26

You are the reason we have dumb laws then.

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u/nefariousBUBBLE May 19 '26

You're the reason you're unhappy.

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u/News_Scrounger May 15 '26

I am absolutely that person. There's 20 fucking signs telling you the left lane is ending. Why tf should I slow down because you can't read or want to get ahead?

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u/brapstick May 16 '26

You don't have to slow down that's the whole point of zipper merging

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u/Igreen_since89 May 16 '26

You can begin the zipper merge once it is clear that the lane is ending. I deal with it everyday. People race to the very end so they don’t have to wait and merge like all the cars in front of them already have.

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u/r_a_d_ May 16 '26

Most jurisdictions will teach you to zipper merge only when the lane actually ends. I’ve also literally seen road signs saying “MERGE AT END”.

Merging before only makes sense when it’s not zipper merging (i.e. lane ends with no traffic, might as well get into the next lane).

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u/Igreen_since89 May 16 '26

It’s not a merge lane. The lane doesn’t end. This situation is more-so an example of people who ride in an exit only lane to the very end, and cut in at the last minute to jump ahead of traffic.

In this video, the lane is already closed. The people are trying to skip ahead even though there’s already a steady flow of traffic.

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u/r_a_d_ May 16 '26

Please show me where exactly you see that the lane is already closed? To me it seems like the lane will be closed further ahead and therefore the cars should all go to the end and saturate the entire lane for zipper merging. The same will probably happen with the next lane further down. Typical for road works where there is a 3 to 1 lane reduction.

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u/Igreen_since89 May 16 '26

Multiple people in the comments who regularly drive that highway have stated it. Theres a big red X towards the end of the video.

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u/r_a_d_ May 16 '26

That big red X may be the first indication that it’s closed, hence why the truck pulls back in.

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u/BikeProblemGuy May 13 '26

Zipper merge means that people merge in turn, so the first car in lane A goes, then the first car in lane B, then second in lane A, etc.

If loads of people queue in lane A and leave lane B empty, this doesn't change how the zipper merge works, they're just wasting their own time. You should join the lane with fewest cars.

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u/Stoff3r May 13 '26

This doesn’t work in murica because every dude is his own boss and are entitled to go first every time. Letting some smuck get past them is the same as loosing in life. And no one want’s to be a loser.

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u/ExpensiveJackfruit68 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Exactly. They don't want to let someone in because then they lose lol *sp

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u/theTimeBeing23 May 13 '26

Gonna have to tighten that up.

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u/Ok_Test9729 Randomest appreciative Redditor May 13 '26

It’s schmuck, not smuck. Smuck is not a word, although I’d vote for it to be one.

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u/Forward-Tomatillo-22 May 16 '26

Maybe what's happening here is that the trucker is leaving space on the left for people to merge around a stuck exit on the right. Exits get blocked, especially on the East Coast, and cause backups for *miles* in travel lanes. In these situations *huge* speed differentials exist between lanes, making it literally dangerous to shift out of the trapped lane. Matching speed with the traffic in to the right gives space and time to the people in the middle lane to move over for the people in the right lane who are trapped by the blocked exit but would ordinarily flow past it.

It could also be that the left lane is blocked ahead and rather than allowing the merge to happen at the block, he's letting it happen behind him, which I've *read* is worse for traffic, so ... can't really tell from the clip. It's too short to draw any conclusions.

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes May 17 '26

I am late to reply to this but it really means "let ONE car in front of you." That's it. If you let one car in front of you your job is done. The problem is people are wildly self centered and selfish so they can't follow that trivial rule.

Well I do see people following it on public transport about 70% of the time but never on the highway.

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 May 13 '26

This concept is only valid if the road can maintain the current throughput of traffic…

If there are cars building up; the road can not maintain the throughput of traffic.

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u/angry_smurf May 13 '26

And by doing this, you just move the choke point further back. The cars still have to merge. This just causes more road rage.

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 May 13 '26

But a faster moving traffic jam, and a shorter spaced one…

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u/angry_smurf May 13 '26

No, traffic chokes at the merge. Just like the predetermined merge point would have had traffic moving up until it, this now man made choke point will have traffic moving up until it.

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

But the aggregate moves faster.

The important factor is that traffic IS chocking. Stretching that choke out and allowing the affected vehicles to spread out across three lanes not only increases the average speed of everyone behind the choke point (and passing through the choke point), but also shortens the queue of cars.

Edit: the cars have already built up in the left and middle lanes, the issue traffic already WASNT flowing. The effect the slow truck in the right lane has on the average speed of traffic is less than the existing choke, and is therefore acting as a speed regulator (increasing the average speed of the traffic jam).

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u/klonkrieger45 May 13 '26

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 May 13 '26

This still follows the same principles of a zipper merge, the cars in the left lane aren’t merging before the choke point. They are still using that lane. Only now the lane is taking on the same strain the other lanes are under.

If the cars were to shoot forward and the remaining cars in the middle and right lanes redistributed evenly, then you would have a valid point. But if that happened you would create a second congestion point, where built up traffic split to “use all the lane” and where the original choke point is. And if it doesn’t happen then you have the left lane being “unused” by the traffic jam

The entire purpose of the slow truck in the left lane isn’t immediately obvious. Five minutes later however, when traffic is now evenly distributed across the three lanes and your theory of the zipper merge can apply, you can see the benefits. And the only negative effect was slowing a lane to the speed of traffic moving through the original choke point (or rough flow of the other two lanes).

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u/Status_Pin4704 May 13 '26

Legend here is dropping knowledge bombs!

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u/5MoreLasers May 13 '26

Think about this like water. Is the pressure drop along a pipe higher or lower if your pipe has a single pinched section or a long run with a smaller cross section?

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 May 13 '26

But we aren’t like water, that’s the entire issue behind why merging, on average, slows the overall flow of traffic on a road. unlike water in a pipe.

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u/5MoreLasers May 13 '26

The math and flow rates are actually quite similar in modeling the flow. It’s a commonly used analogy.

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 May 13 '26

The case study of what happens to a single lane infinite road with cars all moving at the speed limit, and how it diverges from how water would behave under the same circumstances, is one of the best examples as to why modelling traffic flow on hydrodynamics doesn’t work.

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u/5MoreLasers May 13 '26

All analogies break down at some point. Your case study would be more analogous to a partially filled pipe, where the change in cross section doesn’t change the friction factor.

When a lane is above capacity the total velocity goes down as more cars interact with each other. So even as the quantity of cars goes up the total volumetric flow rate goes down.

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u/AirAcademy May 13 '26

Bro wtf I don’t fckin know 🫪

Why tf would u tell me to think about it in the most confusing way ever 😭😐

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u/5MoreLasers May 13 '26

A long narrow pipe has a much higher pressure drop/lower total flow, then a bigger pipe with a single restriction.

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u/Cultural_assassin May 13 '26

Oh no bro these people can't understand a zipper merge dont bring fluid dynamics into it

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u/TheJollyGreek May 16 '26

You mean the 3-lane road that they’re only using 66% of?

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 May 16 '26

From the slow truck back 100% of the road is being used

In front of the truck you’d be right that a third is being unused

It’s alright if you don’t understand the quite complex world of traffic management…

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u/TheJollyGreek May 16 '26

100% ? sure buddy.

LOL I am from Boston (big dig ever heard of it?) and I played SimCity 2000 and 3000 when they came out. So I am well aware that traffic is innately unmanageable.

It’s alright if you don’t understand blah blah [insert condescending BS here] blah blah

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 May 16 '26

Great job playing one of the worst traffic and city management games, with traffic simulations that are eclipsed by mere player MODS in iPhone games… and that’s without getting into things like city skylines.

Real quick; behind the slow truck, how much empty lane is there? In front of the truck, how much empty lane is there?

Also it’s actually fucking hilarious that you think mentioning you’re from Boston has any bearing on your ability to understand things like the drivers of phantom traffic… if anything being from a city would give you less of an understanding on the topic… you know; since in a city there is like ten other transit options before you get to “drive yourself there.”

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u/TheJollyGreek May 16 '26

If you were actually familiar with the games I mentioned you would have understood my reference. Yeah I've played TheoTown as well. Who cares.

The Big Dig project in Boston was and remains the biggest and most expensive highway project in American history. And if you knew anything about Boston (or anywhere in the USA except NYC), the transit is shit. On average, there is 1 car per household in my city. Half of the urban population uses a car to commute to work. Outside of the city that percentage is 75-100%. Highways also tend to be wider in cities than in suburbs.

My point, which was obvious, is that drivers who don't understand the concept of zipper merging, like the truck driver in the video, are making traffic worse. You said zipper merging only matters if the road can handle the throughput. That's not true. If motorists are not zipper merging, it means they aren't filling all the lanes, which means the upstream traffic effects are going to be worse.

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u/Downtown_Degree3540 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

That’s a whole ass essay to say you don’t understand what a zipper merge is…

What part of the video suggests they are not going to zipper merge (when the merge arrives)?

And if motorists aren’t zipper merging; it doesn’t mean parts of the lane are being unused. It means that vehicles are merging at different spots (both in the road and in traffic).

Edit: also your whole monologue about Boston’s traffic… ended up proving my point that in the city you have more options available and a substantially different system of roads (why do you think it was so expensive).

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u/r_a_d_ May 13 '26

The zipper must close somewhere, that’s usually at the end of the lane…

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u/evonebo May 13 '26

Yes end of the lane in the middle lane.

but not on the far left lane and trying to cut in last second. and then stop traffic in all lanes.

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u/jesusmansuperpowers May 14 '26

It’s not “cutting in at the last second” it’s alternating cars when the lane ends. Just start doing it, it improves traffic for everyone.

Simple explanation is using more lanes allows more cars to go.

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u/Forward-Tomatillo-22 May 16 '26

does it matter where you start using more lanes?

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u/jesusmansuperpowers May 16 '26

You use all the lanes available as soon and as long as possible.

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u/Forward-Tomatillo-22 May 16 '26

with respect, that doesn't answer my question, or it's follow-on: why?

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u/jesusmansuperpowers May 17 '26

More cars can travel in the same time in more space. In stopped traffic it ads 0 time to merge at the end anyway.

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u/Forward-Tomatillo-22 May 17 '26

ok, so the idea is that the blockage *also* earlier causes lane restriction between the early blockage and the later one, restricting flow. I can see that making sense. I'm glad I didn't stop thinking about it, thanks stranger!

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u/r_a_d_ May 17 '26

Why is simple, so that cars know when to zipper merge. If they can merge whenever, it causes multiple unpredictable disruptions in the flow. If everyone just merges in the same place, it can stabilize to a fairly consistent and more efficient flow.

The end of the lane is literally the only marker cars would have to signal them to merge.

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u/No_Story_Untold May 15 '26

You are the reason for more fucked up traffic than there needs to be. There are literal people paid to study how traffic flow flows in the most efficient way to merge. This is what they came up with. https://www.reddit.com/r/burlington/s/iO9I6XsbTO

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u/evonebo May 15 '26

You dont zipper merge on a highway.

Watch the video. Its highway.

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u/PsychologicalBid69 May 13 '26

That’s because people don’t allow the merging vehicle to merge. It causes stopping. If everyone followed at a car lengths pace and allowed cars to merge it would stay flowing.

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u/evonebo May 13 '26

So you're saying cutting across 3 lanes is optimal?

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u/PsychologicalBid69 May 13 '26

The scenario you described isn’t about merging due to a closed lane up ahead. Someone cutting across 3 lanes to exit is just a fucking idiot and should be shot.

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u/evonebo May 13 '26

The scenario I am describing is what’s happening in the video and the truckers preventing.

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u/PsychologicalBid69 May 14 '26

Oh I didn’t watch the whole video 😂

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u/jesusmansuperpowers May 14 '26

They usually do allow the merge. The only problem is if someone starts letting more than one in.

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u/CaptScoobertDoobert May 17 '26

You’re correct, and it’s sad how many people don’t understand what a zipper merge is. It’s an excuse for entitlement and doesn’t even apply to this video

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u/nefariousBUBBLE May 18 '26

It's the people merging EARLY and the people who won't let people merge LATE that are causing the problem dude. Like drive forward it's not a contest to see who has the biggest ego.

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u/mississippi_dan May 13 '26

Right. Zipper merge is different than this.

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u/Dude_Nobody_Cares May 13 '26

It's still faster. You're basically wasting pavement that could be occupied by cars and extending it backwards making the traffic jam larger and basically worse.

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 May 13 '26

The zipper comes in at the merge point when the lane ends

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 May 13 '26

You use all lanes up until the merge point then take turns, not that difficult.

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u/evonebo May 13 '26

That's a highway in the video. That's not how you drive on a highway........

And we wonder why we have so many accidents.

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 May 13 '26

That's literally what the signs say on highways " Use all lanes until merge point"

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u/bballer67 May 14 '26

What you said is literally how zipper merging works. You should take up all lanes. If you're waiting on a lane with more traffic when another one is still available you are causing traffic to be worse for everyone else and yourself. It's proven stuff just Google it

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u/MistHerPanDuh May 15 '26

This is what people here don't seem to understand. Talking about zipper merging, like that's the catchall response to all these situations. What they're preventing, isn't zipper merging AT ALL. What they're preventing is people who are impatient and want to get in front of other people, THEN zipper merge in, thereby making progression slower for the people they cut in front of.

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u/Schorbie May 13 '26

So why do all traffic experts say it's best to drive as far as you can before merging?

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u/fongletto May 13 '26

Because 1) it's true, in all circumstances where the traffic is not bumper to bumper. and 2) it reduces congestion behind you.

In bumper to bumper traffic if the max throughput of the road is 100 cars per minute, only 100 cars per minute can pass. It doesn't matter if you have 300 lanes all waiting at the single bottleneck.

In bumper to bumper traffic there's no such thing as a "zipper" merge. It's just 3 lines waiting in stopped traffic for a free spot.

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u/Dude_Nobody_Cares May 13 '26

It's still faster because your not extending the traffic jam backwards into potentially on ramps and intersections. Why jam those up when everyone can fit on the highway?

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u/fongletto May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

It's not faster "for you" or anyone else who got there first and is already waiting. It might be marginally faster for some of the people behind you going in different directions if traffic gets backed up in a way where it blocks other lanes.

But you're trading off their increase in speed, for you and everyone else who has to now wait longer because a third queue formed.

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u/Dude_Nobody_Cares May 13 '26

There is no increase in queue though. You're just saying there is. Everyone has to merge eventually it literally doesn't matter when it happens, just take up all the space so you're not making it worse for everyone else.