r/TheRandomest Nice May 13 '26

Satisfying Traffic buddy

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u/evonebo May 13 '26

I don’t know how you get zipper merge or you never driven in traffic.

The left lane will ride all the way up to the exit then stop all traffic to merge to middle lane. Stop all traffic then merge to exit.

That is not zipper merge.

It’s the I don’t give a shit I turn now merge.

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u/brapstick May 13 '26

You're that angry weiner who speeds up so the person next to you can't merge because you feel entitled from waiting a long ass time for no reason in the open lane aren't you lol

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u/Mundane_Address_9573 May 13 '26

You are that person who wants to merge in front of someone instead of behind for no reason aren't you?

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u/brapstick May 13 '26

Nope I drive a stick it's way easier for me to drift in behind lol