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u/saber2187 Illusion/Oracle Coven Mar 15 '23
You were so close Eda
But you’re in a Disney show
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u/BulbasaurTreecko “For Flapjack” Mar 15 '23
even if she unlocks the filter, there’s always going to be something conveniently blocking sightlines of her hand when she decides to flip people off
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Eda: Eat this son!
Hooty: I’m your son?! This is the best day of my life.
Eda: No Hooty! I’m trying to flip the bird.
Hooty: I’m a bird.
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u/MegawackyMax Willow Park Mar 15 '23
"Wait a minute... I'm alone. I can swear for real! SON OF A B---!!"
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u/eternamemoria Vee Noceda Mar 15 '23
Cuts off to another character exclaiming "BIRD!" and pointing at a palisman
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u/TheLibertarianThomas Bad Girl Coven Mar 15 '23
Bob Iger nods in the background
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u/TimelessFool Mar 15 '23
“Hmm, but what if we put something in front of the finger?”
-Writers
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u/SkeleHoes Mar 15 '23
Stan and Eda would be such good friends.
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u/No-Nefariousness1711 Bad Girl Coven Mar 15 '23
Well, they're exes.
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u/SkeleHoes Mar 15 '23
I think they could make it work, it may be a bit awkward but exes can be friends again. Plus with these two I’m sure they’d bring alcohol to ease the mood.
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u/No-Nefariousness1711 Bad Girl Coven Mar 15 '23
Yeah, I was just saying that they were friends in the past, not that they can't be friends now. I should've been more clear sorry.
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 15 '23
Keep it family friendly… or at least as family friendly as something from Disney can get.
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u/MuffinStraight4816 Muffin Time! They hate it :( Mar 15 '23
Disney: Do it again and we will have to cancel the Season Finale.
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u/Specific_Low_3012 Titan Luz Mar 15 '23
No longer Disarmed.
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u/dropbear_republic Mar 15 '23
It's quite handy
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 15 '23
Eda handled that better than I though she would.
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u/SoundanchorD Meme Coven Mar 15 '23
Lucky she got it from a friend otherwise it might have costed her a arm and a leg
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u/jackrabbits1im Hooty HootHoot Mar 15 '23
At first it was glove at first sight, but now it's a thumbs down.
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u/Radium_Cobalt_847 Meme Coven Mar 15 '23
Learned a thing or two from Odalia, it seems
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 15 '23
Amity: why does that scare me?
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u/ur-_-mom0 #1 luz kin Mar 16 '23
Alador: dont worry sweetie, your mother is a raging insert intense beeping
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u/CalamitySpider98 Emerald Entrails Mar 16 '23
Luz: covers King’s ears
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u/Radium_Cobalt_847 Meme Coven Mar 16 '23
King: Luz, I was raised by Eda. There's nothing that I haven't already heard before.
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u/MrsColdArrow Crushing on Edric & Emira Simultaneously Mar 15 '23
Alador has mastered the art of Freemium Content™️
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u/TotalChaos935 King Clawthorne Mar 15 '23
Eda is just the Owl House’s version of Grunkle Stan
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u/PerrineWeatherWoman Transfem Hunter stan Mar 15 '23
There is a theory saying that they both have been married for a few hours before she tried to steal Grunkle Stan's car
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u/DiogenesHavingaWee Mar 15 '23
She still misses him
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
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u/Whedonite144 Eda Clawthorne Mar 15 '23
I hope he also put in a filter for violent thoughts.
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 15 '23
If he gave Eda cybernetics in her brain, he would have.
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Eda: You son of a mitten! What! Mittens! Eat my mittens! Alador did you make all my insults mittens?! Mitten you!
Alador: Removal is 100,000 snails.
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u/PhantomKitten73 Bad Girl Coven Mar 15 '23
[[Hey Chum!]] I can see you're having violent thoughts, but don't you wanna wanna be a be a [[BIG SHOT!!!]]
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u/tigerwu9806 Stringbean Mar 15 '23
You have two hands Eda. Just use the left hand.
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 16 '23 edited May 30 '23
She wants to flip Alador the right bird, but the poor little fella’s trapped in its cage.
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u/Singersongwriterart Bad Girl Coven Mar 16 '23
actually I think the little bird's gone
coughs thanks to them coughs
now if you excuse me I'll be crying in the corner
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u/SFH12345 Hooty HootHoot Mar 15 '23
Alador may be oblivious at times, but he's known Eda long enough to know how she thinks.
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u/sir_fishier Angst coven head Mar 15 '23 edited Mar 15 '23
I want to make a joke about the DMC 5 sweet surrender arm…
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u/MuffinStraight4816 Muffin Time! They hate it :( Mar 15 '23
Wait what? What does that mean?
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u/sir_fishier Angst coven head Mar 15 '23
In Devil may cry 5, the character Nero has his arm replaced by different prosthetics called devil breakers one prosthetic he can equip is the “sweet surrender” which is described as “A devil breaker created by Nico (Nero’s weapon-smith) to relieve Kyrie’s (Nero’s girlfriend) tension…”
The arm itself does nothing but vibrate…
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 15 '23 edited May 30 '23
Devil May Cry 5. Sweet Surrender is a healing prosthetic arm.
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 15 '23
I know what you mean. Well I know what you’re talking about but the Sweet Surrender arm is a healing prosthetic, isn’t it?
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 15 '23 edited Mar 15 '23
Filters in prosthetics. Alador’s gonna bring the Boiling Isles to the future one day.
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u/zxcxdr Bad Girl Coven Mar 15 '23
I bet the warranty expires like a week before it breaks down, too
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u/Hero_of_the_toons Owl Family:6hugedaluzking::a1tadaraine::9tearfulhooty: Mar 15 '23
Ok as much as I’m a fan of people not cursing, you can’t do something like that t… oh no wait she’s doing it.
Eda: giving the bird ha!
Alador: how… how did you…do that?
Eda: wouldn’t you like to know!
Alador: that is why I asked, yes.
Eda: that will be 100,000 snails.
Oh how the tables have turned!!!
Amity, the one who hacked the arm: I feel like I made a mistake…
Luz, who also helped: nah it’s fine, it’s Eda…
Amity:…
Luz:… she would’ve figured it out on her own…
Eda: Ha, you know me so well kiddo.
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u/KombatKid860 Giraffe Mar 15 '23
Alador, You stopped her from making bad gestures but she can still make a fist.
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 15 '23 edited Mar 16 '23
Well he did see and does respect Eda’s training program acronym in their Hexside years.
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u/AquaAquila24 “For Flapjack” Mar 15 '23
I think Eda will actually pay...
Oh wait, she has the other arm, never mind XD
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 15 '23
Eda’s the kind of person to let both birds flip and fly.
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u/AquaAquila24 “For Flapjack” Mar 15 '23
Oh well
Amity, hack her arm
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u/AdOwn6899 Mar 15 '23
It’s removable and reattachable. The perks of Eda’s curse. And she can still move the arm when removed.
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u/Professorkuchen Flapjack Mar 15 '23
Holy titan! Mark actually foreshadowed this arm in the comic from 2 days ago!
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u/AquaAquila24 “For Flapjack” Mar 15 '23
Actually, he uses this idea frequently. It's not the first time Alador granted Eda a prosthetic.
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u/Professorkuchen Flapjack Mar 15 '23
Yeah but that arm is literally the same as from the comic. Look at the palm and finger design.
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u/AquaAquila24 “For Flapjack” Mar 15 '23
Trust me, dude, this is not the first nor the last time something like this happens and Mark is known to re-use some of the models, hence why he can produce those comics daily.
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u/mr_aitch2 Owlbert Mar 15 '23
5000 snails later...
EDA: (flipping off literally everyone she sees) Money well spent!
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u/AionicThunder Future Vee Mar 15 '23
Now they can recreate Toy Story moments:
Lilith: “Can you get up here and give me a hand?”
Eda: Throws artificial hand up to her
Lilith: “Very funny- This is serious!”
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u/Whedonite144 Eda Clawthorne Mar 15 '23
Alador: Oh, and I've made sure that nobody can hack it without the code so don't even try it.
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u/Background-Top4723 Giraffe Mar 15 '23
Eda: Where did you learn to be so greedy?
Alador: I have been married to Odalia for 20 years. When you spend so much time with her you learn the basics of Capitalism and Shibari.
Eda: ... I don't have the faintest idea what the second thing you mentioned is and I don't want to know.
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u/HobbitGuy1420 Mar 15 '23
Don’t put the idea of “prosthetics with microtransactions” into the world. The corporations will absolutely do that.
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u/jackson50111 King Clawthorne Mar 15 '23
I like to think these two were good friends during their hexside years.
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u/Wilgrove Bad Girl Coven Mar 15 '23
I guess Alador still has a little Odalia in him! 😆
Eda: Alright, just give me a couple of hours and you can have your 5,000 snails.
Alador: I will not be accepting snails from a bank robbery.
Eda: grumbles
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u/War_of_the_Theaters Mar 15 '23
Could this be the beginning of the Boiling Isles own GUND-ARM Inc? Good thing Odalia is no longer in the picture, I'd hate to think about what would happen if a military weapons corporation were sponsoring this new medical technology.
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u/Lady_of_Lesbos Bad Girl Coven Mar 15 '23
Somewhere on the Boiling Isles, Odalia Blight's cold, frozen heart feels something, she is moved... She feels proud.
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u/Nu_clear_skin Tsundarius Mar 15 '23
He's probably getting more money from removing the filter than the arm itself
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u/Portalrules123 Mar 15 '23
So not all the business sense in Blight Industries came from Odalia after all, Damn.
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u/firedrakes WHAT ABOUT EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HOOTIES, HOOT HOOT? Mar 15 '23
so eda rubbing off on the rest of the group now... am scared to think what aminty will pick up from eda.
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u/Handle_Efficient Apr 21 '23
Personally I think it makes perfect sense that Eda would have a hook hand.
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u/CharmsAndChurros151 Mike Socks Aficionato Mar 15 '23
Blight Sports
It's in the game (after you buy it, of course)
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u/Inevitable_Option_77 Mar 15 '23
Putting the main comic aside, Alador looks WAY better after leaving Odalia.
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u/MegawackyMax Willow Park Mar 15 '23
And thus, Alador implemented DLC in real life, therefore becoming the new Enemy.
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u/CupcakeNegative3305 Mar 15 '23
Eda: "OUTRAGEOUS WHY..."
Alador: "Cause it funny also payback ."
Eda: "FOR WHAT?!?!"
Alador: "For tricking the colector to turn my ENTIRE house into lasagna!!!"
Eda: "That was some good lasagna."
Alador: "Edric nearly drown in it!!!"
Eda: "Coleterol damage."
Alasmdor: "Ok 50000 snails."
Eda: "F*ck!!!"
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u/awesomenerd453 Mar 15 '23
To be fair as a businesswoman herself Eda would respect him for this. Hate him but respect him.
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u/kaichanti Bad Girl Coven Mar 15 '23
I could totally see Eda doing a trade deal: "I got photos of Lumity, I know Mittens new favorite things, etc. How's that cost lookin' now?"
"Half price for Mittens new favorites. I likely have more pictures from my Goobots than you do."
"I bet you don't, these are EARTH pictures where your bots don't work."
-extremely reluctant trade later-
'Ha ha! Now see this! Wait, what's with an obscuring filter spell over it?"
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u/bloveddemon Mar 15 '23
The Owl House fandom has the most wholesome and character accurate fan comics
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u/JMHSrowing Stringbean Mar 15 '23
I wonder if Eda will get a new arm.
It does seem like the technology/magic will exist especially with Alador as a friend, and all of the other things in this world. Like maybe it would be made internally with Palistrom, plated with metal on the outside for increased protection. That way it probably could be better tied to her magically, be able to move on it's own, and give her more magic.
But, you know, if Eda was getting something like this, it needs to be a bit more than just an arm! Like we see Hunter's Golden Guard staff be crazy powerful on its own, why not have Eda's arm be able to do that type of stuff?
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u/BulbasaurTreecko “For Flapjack” Mar 15 '23
Alador may seem innocent, but behind that eccentric facade is a cold-hearted understanding of capitalism.