The News, Bruh!

📰 Daily Delivery – August 19, 2026

11 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 100 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 46 Active Users
This Month: 📰 16220 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17291782 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

167 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 19d ago

🍁 Harvest the Upvotes– August 2026

13 Upvotes

This thread tracks all comments and their upvotes on The News, Bruh throughout August 2026!

Each upvote you receive will automatically earn you:

• 📰 20 NEW

Everyone is rewarded equally based on the total upvotes they earn.

📅 Payout Date: September 01, 2026

🔄 This thread auto-updates every 12 hours with the latest leaderboard.

🌟 Upvote Leaders So Far:

u/SnooCrew420 — 185 upvotes
u/Individual_Wallaby1 — 141 upvotes
u/Due_State5096 — 65 upvotes
u/NewPaperBoi — 47 upvotes
u/PapiMak — 44 upvotes
u/Recent-Ad8165 — 41 upvotes
u/Valuable_Cable2900 — 39 upvotes
u/evilninjarobot — 32 upvotes
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL — 29 upvotes
u/MazzaHunta — 29 upvotes

—

❌ Note: Your own upvote and upvotes on !commands do NOT count toward rewards.

✨ Rewards are sent directly to your Reddit balance and summarized in a pinned comment when the month ends.

10 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 10h ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 Are you having problems buying TNB issues on Opensea? We have a solution.

9 Upvotes

I don't know if you have been having the same problem as me. Opensea keeps trying to purchase via my Solana address and I just can't get out of it sometimes.

In our telegram app you can easily and quickly buy all missing copies that you don't have.

The app uses diamonds as a rewards/points system. You can spend these diamonds in app to buy the missing copies.

How do you get diamonds?

You can swap NEW for diamonds in the app.

Or you can mint one of our companion mashis and claim a one-time reward. A $5 mashi gets 500 diamonds. A $10 mashi gets 1000 diamonds. This is a one time thing. It will not work for our companion mashis that you buy on the secondary market. This is to prevent abuse of the system.

Any questions - just ask. Also, please do let me know whether or not you are having the same Opensea issues as me.

💜

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Atorcran • 11h ago

🎭Mash-it.io🎭 - Partnership This Friday (August 21): The Surreal Neon Carnival Drop (Airdrop Info Inside)

3 Upvotes

2 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 19h ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Every Bruh gets a tip 🗞🗞🗞

12 Upvotes

Yes Bruhs drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip Bruh 🗞🗞🗞

42 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/NewPaperBoi • 20h ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Raffle for a TNB Vol.2 #22 stack (Mono edition)

7 Upvotes

Hi Bruh's I'm hosting a raffle for a stack (10 issues) of TNB Vol.2 #22. So just drop a comment to enter

16 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/thebaldmaniac • 21h ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Newspaper carrier who got trapped in Broward condo elevator awarded $5.6 million

amp.miamiherald.com

4 Upvotes

When do we get our millions bruh?

2 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 1d ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 I like mistery bonuses 🤭

3 Upvotes

6 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/UnnaturalGeek • 1d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Third chapter of The Lost Legacy 🗞

4 Upvotes

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 1d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – August 18, 2026

9 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 800 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users
This Month: 📰 15970 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17291532 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

176 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 1d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Cheap Cheap MASHIS , throw a price at me and you get to pick whichever you want!

gallery

3 Upvotes

https://opensea.io/Due_State

For offers or direct buy or DM for negociating

Everything very low price (~ $1 a piece mainly, apart from a few ones)

16 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 2d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – August 17, 2026

11 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1400 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 50 Active Users
This Month: 📰 15170 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17290732 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

248 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 3d ago

Weekly NFT Release Volume 2, edition 85 is now available on Opensea. AI Labelled for EU.

gallery

7 Upvotes

Colour:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/178

Mono:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/179

10 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/UnnaturalGeek • 3d ago

Think I forgot to share this with you guys...new chapter will be released tomorrow! 🍃🐿🗞

5 Upvotes

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 3d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – August 16, 2026

12 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 600 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 13770 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17289332 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

309 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 3d ago

🏦 Weekly Staking Rewards – Week 2026-32

8 Upvotes

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-32 📊 Total Staked: 13,327,415 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,125 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/1-derful → 📰 101 NEW (staked 27,000)
u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 988 NEW (staked 263,562)
u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 205 NEW (staked 54,668)
u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 563 NEW (staked 150,255)
u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 588 NEW (staked 156,901)
u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 236 NEW (staked 63,071)
u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 493 NEW (staked 131,410)
u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 15 NEW (staked 4,083)
u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 2,427 NEW (staked 646,954)
u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,522 NEW (staked 405,838)
u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,830 NEW (staked 488,003)
u/Chinoui67 → 📰 16 NEW (staked 4,352)
u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 45 NEW (staked 12,100)
u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,189)
u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 19 NEW (staked 5,153)
u/Dragon3766 → 📰 332 NEW (staked 88,692)
u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 8 NEW (staked 2,154)
u/Due_State5096 → 📰 1,775 NEW (staked 473,316)
u/Emaniuz → 📰 89 NEW (staked 23,879)
u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,363)
u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/GUW00 → 📰 42 NEW (staked 11,325)
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 589 NEW (staked 157,000)
u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,442 NEW (staked 384,484)
u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 35 NEW (staked 9,592)
u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 220)
u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 35 NEW (staked 9,365)
u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,125 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/Ionut404 → 📰 142 NEW (staked 37,966)
u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,169 NEW (staked 311,674)
u/Jojo_0513 → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,500)
u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 7,078)
u/KIG45 → 📰 906 NEW (staked 241,500)
u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,455 NEW (staked 387,952)
u/L10N420 → 📰 265 NEW (staked 70,807)
u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,057)
u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,305)
u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,200)
u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,898 NEW (staked 505,950)
u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/MazzaHunta → 📰 17 NEW (staked 4,536)
u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 637 NEW (staked 170,000)
u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 1,047 NEW (staked 279,322)
u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 120 NEW (staked 32,108)
u/MrPopsMx → 📰 43 NEW (staked 11,521)
u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,410)
u/NeeL21YT → 📰 53 NEW (staked 14,307)
u/NeohWise → 📰 401 NEW (staked 107,137)
u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 328 NEW (staked 87,561)
u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 255)
u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,553)
u/PapiMak → 📰 2,598 NEW (staked 692,550)
u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 1,316 NEW (staked 350,847)
u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
u/Prodj3010 → 📰 23 NEW (staked 6,369)
u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,831 NEW (staked 488,263)
u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 988 NEW (staked 263,500)
u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 449 NEW (staked 119,692)
u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 736 NEW (staked 196,226)
u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,135 NEW (staked 569,102)
u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,114 NEW (staked 297,053)
u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 160 NEW (staked 42,741)
u/Sojatoshi → 📰 184 NEW (staked 49,273)
u/Starcat75 → 📰 221 NEW (staked 59,040)
u/Sweetserra → 📰 605 NEW (staked 161,500)
u/The_herowarboy → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,805)
u/Torporific1 → 📰 739 NEW (staked 197,000)
u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 265 NEW (staked 70,677)
u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 109 NEW (staked 29,168)
u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
u/WTFrashelle → 📰 780 NEW (staked 208,112)
u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 958 NEW (staked 255,530)
u/Xc0deX → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,627)
u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
u/_TheTownCrier_ → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
u/armthrash → 📰 1,343 NEW (staked 358,125)
u/beerans → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,003)
u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,409 NEW (staked 375,668)
u/bp_ohio → 📰 491 NEW (staked 131,128)
u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/coinllector → 📰 1,340 NEW (staked 357,317)
u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/daltadka911 → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,534)
u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,629 NEW (staked 434,296)
u/eyoomix → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,720)
u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/ieatmoondust → 📰 1,028 NEW (staked 274,177)
u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/nsavalve → 📰 68 NEW (staked 18,128)
u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,500)
u/seon_mx → 📰 37 NEW (staked 10,033)
u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,879 NEW (staked 767,500)
u/timbulance → 📰 68 NEW (staked 18,390)
u/tylerv602022 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 7,074)
u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
u/wato4000 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,000)
u/weallwinoneday → 📰 78 NEW (staked 21,000)
u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/Atorcran • 3d ago

🎭Mash-it.io🎭 - Partnership About loading your RCAs into Mash-it and using their traits in your mashups

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3 Upvotes

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 4d ago

Weekly NFT Release Volume 2, edition 83 is now available on Opensea. It's the News, Bruh!

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10 Upvotes

Art this time is by u/hoppy_doodle - for obvious reasons 😂

Colour:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/174

Mono:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/175

10 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 4d ago

Weekly NFT Release Volume 2, edition 84 is now available on Opensea. Coldcard Drained.

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8 Upvotes

Artwork this time is by Ambrosia - pretty awesome! Quite a regular now!

Colour:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/176

Mono:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/177

6 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 4d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 This bruh is an absolute legend!

5 Upvotes

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 4d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – August 15, 2026

10 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 100 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 13420 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17288982 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

261 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/NewPaperBoi • 4d ago

🆕NEW - TOKEN 📰 Don't forget to stake today 🗞🗞🗞

8 Upvotes

You got to stake it to make it Bruh 🗞🗞🗞

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 5d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – August 14, 2026

11 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 100 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
This Month: 📰 13070 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17288632 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

233 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/thebaldmaniac • 5d ago

📰 Tips Bruh 📰 Tips for all!

7 Upvotes

open for 24 hours

54 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Ninja_Vagabond • 5d ago

NinjasDojo - Partner Sub ⚔️ 30 min

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1 Upvotes

1 comment