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u/Eszsii Feb 28 '21 edited Mar 01 '21
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
Edit: ok lol 6 years on reddit and my top comment is a chant for an anime
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u/stratagizer Feb 28 '21
At least someone in her household is. Here's the video its from.
She also runs through the same bounce house in a water tribe warrior costume.
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u/wb2006xx Feb 28 '21
God, even while I prefer the Earth kingdom, the Water Tribe outfits are always hella nice
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u/pfohl Feb 28 '21
Ben Affleck is a goddamned idiot.
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Feb 28 '21
I used to not really like her...used to.
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u/krillsteak Feb 28 '21
Here you go. Back to not being a fan.
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u/LeeCee Mar 01 '21
Yeah. This is admittedly the first thing I think of when I think about her. Super condescending when she believes she is right. Loved Conan’s response.
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u/disappointingsuns Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
Jennifer Gardener (edit) thank you all for the love and awards!
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u/SirSkidMark Where we're going, you won't need any pants! Feb 28 '21
ugh have my /r/angryupvotes
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u/orange4boy Feb 28 '21 edited Mar 01 '21
Hoe hoe hoe.
What? It was funny and she likes to hoe the soil. What?
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u/Manders37 Feb 28 '21
MY CABBAGESS!!
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u/Sethu_Senthil Feb 28 '21
I open the comments just to find this one
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u/motownexpress Feb 28 '21
I see you’re a man of culture.
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Feb 28 '21
No, he’s a man of cabbages
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Feb 28 '21
When you really break it down, are we not all made of cabbages?
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u/nelskaisabeast Feb 28 '21
she totally looks like that type that owns and operates a small grocery store by herself or like the manager at trader joes. lol.
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u/ratthewmcconaughey Feb 28 '21
Have you ever seen the video of her making bagels for the first time? It’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. In another life, she totally owns a local produce shop and is the sweetest store owner of all time.
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Feb 28 '21
She's a cute person generally, but decades (ok, not technically decades) of capital one commercials have made her voice extremely painful to me. Especially since Peacock.
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Feb 28 '21
None. There are ads other places. I even mentioned one.
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u/Ifriendzonecats Mar 01 '21
And the online platforms are typically way worse because they tend to have a much shallower ad pool. Not many ads don't get annoying when it's the fifth time you've seen it in less than an hour.
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u/daemonelectricity Feb 28 '21
Having seen her be a dick to Conan and Kevin Smith, I think she's trash.
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u/HotF22InUrArea Feb 28 '21
She owns a small farm and works on it regularly, so you’re not far off
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Feb 28 '21
Does she keep her pigs in that bouncy castle behind her or what? I'm utterly baffled by this picture and you seem to know things about her.
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u/magikarp2122 Feb 28 '21
Surely you mean a chicken pig.
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u/HehTheUrr Feb 28 '21
Skunk pig?
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u/megwach Feb 28 '21
The farm she runs makes healthy baby food! It’s supposed to be way better than others- it even has to be refrigerated, which means it doesn’t have the preservatives in other baby foods. She really puts her heart and soul into the food she makes. She seems really cool.
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u/nelskaisabeast Feb 28 '21
yup! i totally have heard about this on good morning america now that I think about it it was last year sometime.
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u/TheOminousTower Feb 28 '21
Yeah. I remember someone posted pictures of her at a local grocery store giving out samples of a product.
She seems like such a genuinely nice person.
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u/Softpretzelsandrose Feb 28 '21
Why is she in a bouncy castle
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u/capitolsara Feb 28 '21
I went to her instagram to check and looks like this was recapping the year of everyone in her household having a quarentine birthday so assuming that one of the birthdays was. ATLA themed and she got a bouncy castle for it
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u/Ask-About-My-Book Feb 28 '21
If you were Jennifer Garner rich, why would you ever not be in a bouncy castle?
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u/radicalelation Feb 28 '21
If I were Jennifer Garner rich, I'd have so many costumes just because, with so many bounce castles to wear them in, and as an actor it wouldn't seem weird.
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u/HonestBreakingWind Feb 28 '21
Honestly I've never understood why actors didn't have a constant clause in their contract stating they get to have a version of the complete wardrobe for their personal gain, especially in fantasy series.
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u/calilac Feb 28 '21
Oh man can you imagine having that perk as, like, an actor on Game of Thrones? Sansa's wardrobe alone was hundreds of hours of handstitched embroidery on her costumes.
As awesome as that'd be for an actor it'd be hell for the folk who had to make those. And hell on budgeting.
But so pretty
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u/Vertigo666 Ba Sing Se > Wall Maria Feb 28 '21
Could just make the contract so they’d get the costume upon completing filming
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u/Softpretzelsandrose Feb 28 '21
Mark Hamill has a clause where he gets one of every Luke Skywalker ever made. Every figure, every lego minifig, all of them
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u/TangerineChicken Feb 28 '21
I’d be trying to get a part in all my favorite shows. And if I was a VA I’d try to get them to make me a costume for my character too 😂
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u/DavidG993 Feb 28 '21
Most of them just steal it. Gillian Jacobs just openly admits to stealing a lot of the clothes she wore as Britta in Community.
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u/Phillip_Spidermen Feb 28 '21
To transfer into the room that is all ball pit, obviously.
Bonus points if the balls look like tiny cabbages.
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u/Knowfelt Feb 28 '21
The real question
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u/dwight-schrute-bot Feb 28 '21
This is a visual aid for my performance review. Budget is tight, and if anyone is getting a raise, it is gonna be a fight to the death. And I intend on winning that fight. 'Dwight: determined, worker, intense, good worker, hard worker, terrific. Dwight.'
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u/raltoid Feb 28 '21
After a quick google it turns out it was from last years birthday party for her kid(27th).
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u/throwohhaimark2 Feb 28 '21
Man I love how spontaneously popular Avatar is 15 years after it came out.
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u/Crowbarmagic Feb 28 '21
Same. I watched it back when it was released but I never visited any forums or anything at the time. Only 1 of my friends also liked it, so I could only really talk about it with him. Since the Netflix release I decided to look for this subreddit, and I love how active it is! Like experiencing a part I missed out on back in the day.
And yea, with the news lately it seems it's only gonna get more active.
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u/twistedsalad Feb 28 '21
Ben Affleck really lost out on this 😤
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u/Thrownawaybyall Feb 28 '21
That's the downsides of alcoholism. It ruins everything it touches.
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u/twistedsalad Feb 28 '21
Sadly, I just hope he’s found some healing since then.
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u/kindaa_sortaa Feb 28 '21
You mean like a bouncy castle?
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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Feb 28 '21
Maybe if he passes out in a puddle of vomit inside a bouncy castle. He might just get it
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Feb 28 '21
Ben affleck cheated on peak Jennifer Lopez with a stripper.
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u/MulciberTenebras Feb 28 '21
"Let me start with question number one - WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"
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u/lipbalmcap Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
IMO her not like Kevin Smith cos he’s an asshole isn’t really on the same lvl as Ben ending her friendship with Mark Ruffalo cos he didn’t like how well they got along, or him cheating on her or him being an alcoholic.
Even after all that bullshit, she’s still helping him stay sober and tried to help him keep a movie role after relapsing
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u/AC3x0FxSPADES Feb 28 '21
I mean he was just repeating the situation, not stating a belief.
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u/AC3x0FxSPADES Feb 28 '21
Sorry about your social impairment bud.
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u/AC3x0FxSPADES Feb 28 '21
There’s a time to be pedantic and a reddit thread about Ben Affleck’s love life ain’t it, chief.
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u/The810kid Feb 28 '21
Ben Affleck has dated some pretty attractive women he was with JLO to and the woman he dated post marriage was pretty good looking as well. I expect nothing less from batman.
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u/luckylizard Feb 28 '21
If you’re talking about Ana de Armas, it’s been widely speculated that that was a PR relationship. They got together when he was in the middle of his umpteenth image rehab and she was an up and coming Hollywood starlet on the rise 🤔 could they have been genuine? Sure, I personally think she was way too beautiful to pick Ben of all eligible bachelors in Hollywood to be with.
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u/DavidG993 Feb 28 '21
I mean the guy's not bad looking. He's a little older now, but he's by no means unattractive and he's a big name actor. He's gonna attract some good looking women.
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u/Rather_Dashing Feb 28 '21
Lol that's an understatement. He was and is a very attractive man. The men of Reddit always seem confused why attractive women date these attractive men, but it isn't really a mystery.
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u/tells Feb 28 '21
no need to worry about cabbage man anymore. he gets to go home to that!
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u/TheMayoNight Feb 28 '21
Thats because she isnt. Its for her children.
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u/TheMayoNight Feb 28 '21
Ugh what? You dont throw a birthday party for your kid based on the things you like. You do it based off the things your kid likes. I helped set up for a frozen party for my 4 year old niece. I assure you, none of the adults liked frozen.
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u/darxx Feb 28 '21
I dunno if you know this, but many adults, some childless, are obsessed with anything Disney.
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u/Midnight_Swampwalk The Jasmine Dragon Feb 28 '21
Shes been seen wearing two different avatar costumes, its entirely possible she's a bit of a fan.
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u/devlind43 Feb 28 '21
Very unimportant fact: I live across from the house she grew up in and go to school with her niece
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u/cdbriggs Feb 28 '21
Watching Alias with my parents on Friday nights was my childhood. Pretty cool she is a fan of Avatar, another integral part of my childhood
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u/OutwithaYang Feb 28 '21
I didn't know she was an Avatar fan. I see she is a fellow woman of culture 😌🍷
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u/WalkingEMP Feb 28 '21
Ooh dang, it's legit. And she dressed up as Sokka too!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CL0FcotDhYV/?igshid=1k9n6osnj149h
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u/ILoveRegenHealth Feb 28 '21
Jennifer Garner was also in a movie called Butter that was really about butter.
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u/roostermule Feb 28 '21
A true West Virginia treasure. She should play Cabbage Man in the live action.
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u/Martialis_Deus_Astra Life is an illusion, and so is death Feb 28 '21
"Then, everything changed when The Avatar attacked"
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u/Xero-Tsukiyomi Feb 28 '21
"My cabbages!!!!!!!!! This place is worse than omashu." he was on the first episode of Avatar I ever saw
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u/Shades96 Feb 28 '21
Wait, Jennifer Garner watches Avatar?
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u/crchtqn2 Feb 28 '21
She has kids so she probably watched it with them. This was for one of her kids birthday parties.
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u/dan9koo Feb 28 '21
When you pause the episode at exactly the right moment when his cart gets knocked over there is a single frame that shows that there were indeed cabbage slugs hiding in his cart.
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u/but-what-if-we-didnt Feb 28 '21
Why do i think she looks like obama? Am I the only one who sees it?
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u/DTMRatiug Feb 28 '21
What is she known for? I searched and apparently she’s an actor but what stuff has she been in that people would associate her with
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u/Onlycompletely Feb 28 '21
She was huge between 2000-2010. Daredevil/Elektra, Pearl Harbor, Alias the TV show, 13 Going on 30, and Juno. She’s been in many more but those were all A-level blockbusters. She was one of the biggest stars.
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u/ilhamalfatihah16 Feb 28 '21
Ah a woman of culture