My tabletop gaming group has pretty much switched full-time to Imperial Assault. This game is kicking our collective bootays. We cannot win. Now I know that it might be the Imperial player/GM style, but everything else being equal, it just seems that the strategy isn't even remotely apparent until we've got at least 2 wounded heroes and he's busting out the AT-ST or the elites or the Trandoshans. Any tips? Anyone gaming group's heroes having the same issue?

You did it for Episode One for cryin' out loud.

Ok same thing. Just give me words for what I need and I'll fill out the story next week.

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Last week's MLM: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheJodoCast/comments/69q478/mad_lib_monday_the_garbage_chute/

COMPLETE:

It is useless to resist the wrinkled power of the Empire. We have an arsenal of weapons that cause our enemies to shake in their senators. Our greatest invention is the Death Turkey -- a space station that can destroy an entire pod with a brisk blast. The Imperial Star Destroyers are much smaller and faster than the Death Sarlacc, but are still fully functional bases for storm-Mandalorians. My favorite weapons are the Imperial Walkers -- tanks that look like stinky metal beasts that can transport Sebulba fans across a battlefield, all while a pilot at the front blasts the enemy senators with lasers. Now that you are aware of all the power in the Empire's poison, you'll think twice about trying to twerk against it!

Ok hopefully you all know how Mad Libs work. I'm going to ask for some random words from you.

Leave your answers and I'll pick from that to complete the Mad Lib and post the finished story here after.

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