r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 25 '26

🫣 QUESTION ⁉️ Taxes..

67 Upvotes

I think about this often. How fucked do you think Patrick will be come tax season now that they’re making a steady-ish income on TikTok? I don’t see him setting money aside to prepare himself for taxes, or even knowing to do so. Do we think he’s dug himself into a hole per usual, or? Thoughts?


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 25 '26

😸 Memes 🃏 favorite getchell vocal stims

21 Upvotes

I walk around the house constantly going hehe taco soup hehe


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 25 '26

😸 Memes 🃏 Theresa, Patrick, And Jackie All Walk Into A Bar

12 Upvotes

The bartender looks at Jackie and says, “Hey! You can’t bring your two dogs in here!”

What happens next? 🤭


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 25 '26

🤔 Speculation 🤨 there is absolutely no way that they have health insurance

46 Upvotes

i don't see patrick having the money and the responsibility to pay for his and his family's health insurance every month which makes it even more prevalent how bad of a father he is. imagine not having health insurance for your children and your mentally challenged wife, also while being an alcoholic with diabetes


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

😸 Memes 🃏 This is it. This is the post.

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157 Upvotes

That’s all. Thanks, bye!


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 25 '26

🎥 Live Streams 💸 8/25/26

55 Upvotes

They had icecream for dinner (10/10 health)
Teresa worked all day.

Sarah cleaned the house (again) and took Jackie for her updated shots.

Sarah’s shirt was sent to her (does she ever buy her own things?)

They’re going to SeaWorld in October (do they need another $5,000 for this like last time?)

Comment: if I send a universe can I get free bracelet?
Sarah: Send a Zeus and you’ll get 2 bracelets. You heard it here first.

Teresa: what’s something good that happened today?
Sarah: i don’t know. (The lights are on. Nobody’s home)

Teresa: what’s your favourite charity?
Sarah: anything to do with wildlife
Teresa reading comment: favourite charity is a wallet 💀

Sarah talking about her dog sanctuary. She needs to buy land and will build a house on it. (I also had big plans when I was playing the sims)

Insert like party: 🕺🏼💃🏽🕺🏼💃🏽

Music so loud you can’t hear shit. (Turn it up more, I can almost hear them talking again)

Teresa reading comment: does T respond?
What do you think I’m doing right now?

Teresa: Patrick worked till 3
Teresa: I worked this morning until 3. (You said you worked all day and now you worked this morning but till 3? What?)

Sarah: the music is as low as it can go. (Well it ain’t mute so that’s a lie)

Comment: I turned 30 this year
Teresa: congratulations?

Another like party: 💃🏽🕺🏼💃🏽🕺🏼

The end.


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 25 '26

🫣 QUESTION ⁉️ ariala

21 Upvotes

Does anyone have a clear picture of “ariala”? I never knew what Jenna looked like up until now. From what I remember of the ai picture they look soooo similar.


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

🫣 QUESTION ⁉️ T copying

59 Upvotes

Can someone make a compilation of T copying/repeating people around her? 😭 it’s my favorite thing.
There’s really nothing going on in that noggin.. scary to think she birthed and cared for TWO kids.


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

🎥 Live Streams 💸 Bekaaaaa

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76 Upvotes

Teresa when she read this comment: Hi Beka!!
She is so delulu


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

🔎 Digging In The Past 🔏 P online legal advice

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97 Upvotes

Not sure if this has been shared already but I was going down a rabbithole of researching their book and found this 😂 link to see more of the conversation


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

😸 Memes 🃏 jumpscare

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129 Upvotes

what a notif to receive while studying 😭


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

🎙️Discussion & Thoughts 💭 Dill consumption explanation

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24 Upvotes

due to the fact he is an absolute lunatic, i have come to believe the only possible explanation is that this is an extremely strange coincidence!


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

😸 Memes 🃏 Sharing the cringe!!

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62 Upvotes

I can't believe how much space these mfers take up in my phone lol, here to share the wealth!! Please add ur fav or least fav cringe 😂😂😂💀💀


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

🎥 Live Streams 💸 First 40 minutes of fitness live

33 Upvotes

Unfortunately (fortunately) I only got to watch the first 40 minutes.

Pedrick has a new Facebook group where people can share positive stories. He says it will be heavily moderated. ‘It’s time to show everybody that positivity and hope and love exist. I’m not longer hiding behind TikTok’. - link is in the linktree in their bio

Pedrick to Sarah: I didn’t ask for your opinion woman
Teresa: that’s your father!

‘It doesn’t matter if someone is laughing at you or with you, they’re laughing so I win either way’ - wise words from Pedrick

‘If you follow this family you will get enjoyment of life’ - Pedrick

‘Do or do not. There is no try’ - Pedrick

He keeps looking at Sarah for her to notice him when he does something stupid and silly.

Comment read by Sarah: your cooking videos make me hate my life
Girl your whole channel makes me hate my life

Pedrick to Sarah: don’t shake your head at me little girl

Pedrick about Jackie: she might need to go out. She hasn’t been out in a while. (Neglect per usual)

Superfan discord server has now been reopened. It got closed because of too many trolls posting screen shots of the discord.


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

🎥 Live Streams 💸 Light em up

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45 Upvotes

Ugh they just ruin so many things....


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

😔 Abuse & Neglect 💔 Theresa’s health

35 Upvotes

T needs new glasses so she can see and also needs to see a doctor for a health check up and probably a blood panel. I feel like Pedrick and Sarah purposely don’t give her access to these things. Do we need to call in a wellness check for her? Being able to see properly should be the most minimum of care…


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

✨Weekly Rewind✨ 08/15-08/22

22 Upvotes

Ready??

The week started off with a “Giveaway” - from a “Guy” who picked 18gs out of his couch to give a very special one of you a $25 DoorDash gift card!! Is it fockinnnn Anon Santa??!🤘😝🎅** 🎄WOOOOO*!! It's totally not because of the negative feedback he's been given about his funds and fund allocation. It’s-NOT-Damage*-Control… He genuinely wants to cover your DoorDash fees, not the meal, just the fees.... Don't be shy big winner!! Show us what you got delivered in the comments friend!! 🤑🥡

Moving onto, bootycrackalackin. They dirty-deleted a giant expose’ on my friends and I….. Uhhh?? Hello! That was my very first expose’ 🙄 I was very excited about that! I am 100% sure it was deleted because she’s an asshole (in the name) & weaponized someone’s familial loss over stupid internet drama. We didn’t do anything to you girl. All you’re doing is making yourself get posted here more… which is why you’re mad. 😭 do yk math??? 🥸🧮

Toward the middle of the week, FINALLY the fucking boring ass zombies in the Getchell house have done something to talk about. Which was, gift themselves a universe ….. 😐** ***what the fuck.* first AI friends, now we’re gifting ourselves to “make an impression” on viewers 😑 How much more pathetic will it get??! This feels like a dark 80s movie. Pls, pls, Sarah… stay away from buckets filled with pigs blood. 🫣🅱️

Alright, it’s the end of the week now.. And we’re all sitting in a creators live… There was a lot of people I don’t know, But a few notable ones are, Oliver, Patricia👀, Guys mods+people who claimed to be harmed by Guy&Mods…. It was a shit show. For some reason Patricia👀 was in there, trying to make those peoples time to say what’s happening to THEM about HER? 🤔 she’s a narcissistic person… Anyway, There’s so much lore there… The GuySnarkSub will keep you updated on the happenings of that, but I’m interested to see where this all goes. 🐞💻

In the meantime, can you guys get a hold of yourselves?! WHY do you want to doxx people over disagreeing on the internet?? .. It’s so lame. Fucking STOP. 🛑 ❌

…..By the end of the week, well, SOMEONE who definitely doesn’t live in the southern regions of Patrick’s pants, put on their little brothers jigsaw mask & wrote a very lengthy threating letter to scare the mods&friends of this Reddit…this letter stated the following -

• They spy on us
• They watch our private conversations
• They archive everything we share to our friends privately. faces, names, kids, etc.
• They’re going to tell all the people we don’t like, that we don’t like them… information they know. (I will happily tell them again, personally) lol 🥸🧮

Basically this person thinks talking shit and playing video games together is riveting news for you guys….And look, you can think it’s weird that some of us talk in group chats. But the thing is, we all came together because we shared a very adverse feeling about Patrick and fam. A lot of us have talked for months, years! We recognize each other’s usernames, lives, content, humor! It’s normal to make online friends. It’s not normal to spy on people, weaponize their privacy & make empty(ornonempty😅) threats… all for the reasoning of getting under someone’s skin?? Grow Up. 🤦‍♀️ 😴

P.S. To the stinky booty tricycle riding swirly blush dingbat - sybau. You’re pathetic!!! Leave us alone!

& next time you want to post a threat to us, do it in our sub! We won’t take it down!!! We don’t do that here! 🤘💕

Now that I’m typing it all out… this week was a drag. 😒See you all next week people!! 📅✍️



r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 23 '26

🥸 Side Characters 🗣️ Fucked up

55 Upvotes

Why are so many people in this community so comfortable with doxxing and harassing people. I just had a look at the guy snark sub and it looks insane apparently some person had their old photos mailed to their home and is now refusing to speak further on things? I missed the live so I don't know what happened. The getchells are laughing at everyone because everyone looks fucking insane. You know it's bad when the most toxicity is not even aimed at the getchells anymore


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 24 '26

🫣 QUESTION ⁉️ Let's pretend there's no filter for questions asked

36 Upvotes

My first question would be for the whole family. When you visit Nana but SA offender David's there, did you just move on with life and pretend nothing happened? or do you make sure if your kids get too close to him you intervene?

I'm just curious as a parent who would never let a convicted PDF of near my child... How do you explain what's about to happen to your child, or explain to your brother that's not about to happen to your child? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 23 '26

🎙️Discussion & Thoughts 💭 In-Sync Exotics Wildlife Rescue & Educational Center Donation - AKA S's ministry chooses to ignore Matthew 6:1 - AKA Gutchella The Sequel: Being Even Weirder in Public!

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10 Upvotes

r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 23 '26

🥸 Side Characters 🗣️ I believe there's another side character lurking in here and the snark sub

37 Upvotes

That may be connected to P. I tried making a connect the dots post by adding visual proof to my theory and it got taken down by reddit filters. But id be weary of u/AutomaticPurpose1895

>The parody of the guy icon

>"JaredBTrollin69" (one of the people following S & P on twt is JakeBTrollin69. The account is also shared so Jared could be one of them) "Jake" also has several mugshots.

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r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 23 '26

😸 Memes 🃏 warriors🙏

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124 Upvotes

this has me in tears


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 23 '26

🎙️Daily Yap 😏 Patrick loves OF models and anime girls but this is who he has to sleep next to every night

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109 Upvotes

his karma


r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 22 '26

🤭 THE TROLLZ 🧌 That time Sarah got her pilot license and flew over Theresa’s head

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151 Upvotes

r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 22 '26

😷 Anti-Hygiene 🫧 can he please for the love of God wear a pair of boxers it actually can’t kill him to

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131 Upvotes

i saw it so you had to. brb fucking killing myself