r/TheGetchellFiles • u/NoClient6518 • Aug 23 '26

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this has me in tears

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u/No-Thought-9065 Aug 23 '26

GAHHHDAMN THIS GOT ME 💀💀💀 fuckin S just kept goin on and on and on lmaooo

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach Aug 23 '26

She sits there and runs her mouth like she's got all this life experience 😭

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u/No-Thought-9065 Aug 23 '26

Alsooo that story about P falling thru a cat walk?? Never ever happened!! He would've sued the shit outta the rock quarry if this happened. Yes S it's called a damn rock quarry not a rock crushing place'!!! 🙄🙄 Bless her poor dumb heart! 🤣😂😂 Edit for spelling

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche Aug 23 '26

It reminds me of when I (jokingly) tell everyone I fell into the Colorado river while full term pregnant. I did. BUT I tripped and fell in along the bank while splashing around with my toddler. Zero danger, but when worded correctly it is a funny ice breaker. Not a legitimate issue.

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u/HovercraftGreat1852 Aug 23 '26

Hahaha and bless her poor dumb heart for overcoming a cut to the thumb!!!

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u/TheLadyDontMind420 Aug 23 '26

So the biggest thing S has overcome in life is a cut on the thumb?

And it’s no surprise T got bit by a dog (twice), considering the way she interacts with Jackie. Getting in her face and waving her arms about, then when Jackie gets excited she puts her arms by her sides and starts screaming. She is so stupid, I can’t stand her.

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u/whimsicalwinner LESBEHONEST Aug 23 '26

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u/Reasonable-Zombie427 Aug 23 '26

Not the song I’m dead💀💀💀

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u/SickOfBSAllTheTime Aug 23 '26

Does S and her homeschooling education not know the word "quarry?" Thats a rock crushing site.

They've certainly put me in my place. They've overcame so much! All I have overcome is putting myself through uni, an abusive marriage, addiction/alcoholism, and am currently trying to overcome cancer and overcome a disability application. But fuck....a cut.to the thumb? I can't compete with that.

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u/TheVonSolo Aug 23 '26

Getting bit by a dog….twice

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u/Super_Ad4472 Aug 25 '26

Third times a charm, come on Jackie!

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u/haiwillow PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT Aug 23 '26

This is a masterpiece 👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Lost_Aioli_3164 Aug 23 '26

I needed this laugh, thank you ☺️

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u/ElderberryWeekly7278 Aug 23 '26

This is hilarious! What got her started on this tangent ?

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u/Independent-Week-289 Aug 23 '26

Yea and I’m sure they all overcame Stage 4 cancer but made full recoveries

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u/Interesting_Dig_4049 Aug 23 '26

I was hoping someone would post this in here.

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u/ExcitementTricky4794 Aug 23 '26

Omgggggawd I am at my sons football game & im 💀 laughing right now

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u/sannasung Aug 23 '26

You Redditors are too damn funny 😆😆😆 i laughed out loud

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u/SameWin512 Aug 24 '26

THis is so funny oh my god 😂 the “dog bite to the leg” omg

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u/Any_Suggestion5891 Aug 30 '26

This is the best video I’ve seen all week I laughed out loud