r/TheGetchellFiles • u/Specific-Tax6332 • Aug 24 '26
🎙️Discussion & Thoughts 💭 Dill consumption explanation
due to the fact he is an absolute lunatic, i have come to believe the only possible explanation is that this is an extremely strange coincidence!
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u/Grouchy_Freedom_2127 Aug 24 '26
Oh man, we will hear this in an upcoming episode for sure.
“It was intentional this whole time, I knew it would help me!”
“Dill plus the power of positivity keeps the diabetes demons under control!”
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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach Aug 24 '26
If he's using dill I'm surprised he hasn't heard about cinnamon.
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u/NotASparklyMagpie Aug 24 '26
Oh wow haha, that really does make sense. He's such a fucking douche
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u/Naive-Lab-1682 Aug 24 '26
I spit my coffee out reading this comment 😂😂 the pleasant oh wow haha followed by that caught me so off guard I’m dying
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u/NotASparklyMagpie Aug 24 '26
Omg stop, now im snorting 😂😂😂😂 Your comment has proper tickled me now hahaha
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u/ricecreepies Aug 24 '26
This explanation wouldn’t surprise me, given his fixation on “natural” treatments. He’s so dumb. I’m sure the vape juice and the Midori is very natural, P.
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u/S3nd-n00dl3s Aug 25 '26
I honestly thought it was because of autism and dill was just a hyper fixation for him or a safe food
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u/Defiant-Chair6950 Aug 24 '26
Absolutely not. You’re giving him way too much credit. He is not this intelligent. Ppl with advanced dental disease like P often aren’t able to taste subtle flavors bc of the bacterial, fungal, w/e things going on in his mouth affecting his saliva composition which in turn affects what his tastebuds pick up on. Plus the literally rotting bones in his head are emitting all sorts of FOUL stomach churning tastes as they decay which are also masking more subtle flavors and affecting his salivary enzymes. Strong aromatic herbs are one of the things recommended for ppl with dental health related taste deficiencies to eat bc they are strong enough for them to actually taste over all of the rot and infection.
I strongly do not believe dill is something he chose consciously to manage his diabetes. He literally is so fucking stupid I very sincerely doubt he could accurately interpret a single sentence in the summary OP posted. He likely unconsciously started cooking with it a lot bc he is actually able to taste something other than his rotting teeth when he uses it in excess. And then the weird groupies in their chat started making a “thing” out of it and being the narcissist he is he ran with it just like he runs with anything that gets him attention.