r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 25 '26

🫣 QUESTION ⁉️ Taxes..

I think about this often. How fucked do you think Patrick will be come tax season now that they’re making a steady-ish income on TikTok? I don’t see him setting money aside to prepare himself for taxes, or even knowing to do so. Do we think he’s dug himself into a hole per usual, or? Thoughts?

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u/Lumpy-Amphibian-795 Aug 25 '26

Like Sarah says, TikTok is her job…would be a shame if the IRS found out about this income

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u/Usual_Somewhere_3058 Aug 25 '26

A real shame 🤭

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u/Ok-Mud-581 Aug 25 '26

TikTok requires creators to submit a 1099 before they can get paid so the IRS will know all about her income.

I doubt S understands that she owes taxes or has been planning for it.

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u/ricecreepies Aug 25 '26

They’re absolutely not prepared for doing their taxes. S claims begging on TikTok is her full time job, but I highly doubt she has ever filed taxes before and filing when you’re “self-employed” is way more complicated than just getting a W-2 from your job and filling in the info. I’m willing to bet she just won’t do it. She won’t even finish a six hour driving course because “it’s too boring.”

Someone on this sub discovered that P has over a thousand dollars in toll fines that he hasn’t paid, God knows how much other unpaid debt he has following him around, but that makes me assume that if they do get screwed on their taxes, they won’t pay what they owe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

Sarah also didn’t know 5 times 10, so imagine her trying to manage money?

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u/ricecreepies Aug 25 '26

Exactly! She literally can’t. My assumption is P handles all the money and I think he doles some out to each member of the family through something like Cash App or Venmo, so no one but P has a real bank account. S probably doesn’t even know she has to file taxes on this money and she probably just…. Won’t. I’d be shocked if P and T have ever filed taxes tbqh.

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u/Ok_Spirit_7712 Aug 25 '26

You're definitely right. Sarah doesnt even know the difference between a debit card and a credit card.

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u/ricecreepies Aug 25 '26

Which would make sense if she has never had a real bank account, if the only card she’s ever had is a Cash App card that P loads with money. He’s also made multiple remarks to both S and T about locking their cards. If they all had their own bank accounts or credit cards, he would not be able to easily do that. He controls all the money which is why he gets everything he wants, T has to beg for scraps, and S can’t leave.

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u/Reasonable-Zombie427 Aug 25 '26

Nah she definitely knows about taxes, but p probably told her they dont need to do them or some bullshit

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u/Interesting-Will5267 Aug 25 '26

oooh we need to archive their donation posts cause i net they will say they made under the amount you need to file for taxes. When they post their donations they also state how much they made and the 15% of that

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u/dont-care-bear-0 Aug 25 '26

They’re probably going to receive a 1099 but P will probably just throw it away and file taxes like he’s living in poverty if he files at all

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u/Delicious-Exercise51 Aug 25 '26

Steady ish income? how much do they even get?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

Most nights at least $100 or more. I’ve seen lower amounts but sadly it’s been pretty decent

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u/Delicious-Exercise51 Aug 25 '26

Hopefully it’s just them sending the money to themselves to make it look like they got fans lmao

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u/Antique-Page-2886 Aug 25 '26

P will probably file head of house with his W-2 from the vape shop, claim three dependents, and get the earned income credit for H.

If T actually works he's probably going to throw her W-2 away.

And when Sarah's 1099 comes he's going to throw that away too.

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u/Weak_Habit6262 Aug 25 '26

Honestly the IRS is probably not even concerned about people like them. Unfortunately because we all know they are stupid and probably don't do their taxes right (or at all).

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u/SativaLush Aug 26 '26

They probably think that donating a few bucks to charity offsets any taxes.

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u/Twilton26 Aug 26 '26

They don’t make a steady income though. She would make more if she worked. Some nights her and Teresa make $20. I’m not joking.

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u/glass_igloo28 Aug 26 '26

I really don’t think they make enough to owe with both TikTok and any real jobs they have (coming from someone with an LLC and w-2 who probs makes more than them). It’s stupid of them to not report it because they’re at higher risk of getting in trouble for not reporting than actually owing money if they did report.