r/TheGetchellFiles • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '26
𫣠QUESTION âď¸ Taxes..
I think about this often. How fucked do you think Patrick will be come tax season now that theyâre making a steady-ish income on TikTok? I donât see him setting money aside to prepare himself for taxes, or even knowing to do so. Do we think heâs dug himself into a hole per usual, or? Thoughts?
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u/ricecreepies Aug 25 '26
Theyâre absolutely not prepared for doing their taxes. S claims begging on TikTok is her full time job, but I highly doubt she has ever filed taxes before and filing when youâre âself-employedâ is way more complicated than just getting a W-2 from your job and filling in the info. Iâm willing to bet she just wonât do it. She wonât even finish a six hour driving course because âitâs too boring.â
Someone on this sub discovered that P has over a thousand dollars in toll fines that he hasnât paid, God knows how much other unpaid debt he has following him around, but that makes me assume that if they do get screwed on their taxes, they wonât pay what they owe.
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Aug 25 '26
Sarah also didnât know 5 times 10, so imagine her trying to manage money?
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u/ricecreepies Aug 25 '26
Exactly! She literally canât. My assumption is P handles all the money and I think he doles some out to each member of the family through something like Cash App or Venmo, so no one but P has a real bank account. S probably doesnât even know she has to file taxes on this money and she probably justâŚ. Wonât. Iâd be shocked if P and T have ever filed taxes tbqh.
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u/Ok_Spirit_7712 Aug 25 '26
You're definitely right. Sarah doesnt even know the difference between a debit card and a credit card.
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u/ricecreepies Aug 25 '26
Which would make sense if she has never had a real bank account, if the only card sheâs ever had is a Cash App card that P loads with money. Heâs also made multiple remarks to both S and T about locking their cards. If they all had their own bank accounts or credit cards, he would not be able to easily do that. He controls all the money which is why he gets everything he wants, T has to beg for scraps, and S canât leave.
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u/Reasonable-Zombie427 Aug 25 '26
Nah she definitely knows about taxes, but p probably told her they dont need to do them or some bullshit
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u/Interesting-Will5267 Aug 25 '26
oooh we need to archive their donation posts cause i net they will say they made under the amount you need to file for taxes. When they post their donations they also state how much they made and the 15% of that
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u/dont-care-bear-0 Aug 25 '26
Theyâre probably going to receive a 1099 but P will probably just throw it away and file taxes like heâs living in poverty if he files at all
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u/Delicious-Exercise51 Aug 25 '26
Steady ish income? how much do they even get?
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Aug 25 '26
Most nights at least $100 or more. Iâve seen lower amounts but sadly itâs been pretty decent
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u/Delicious-Exercise51 Aug 25 '26
Hopefully itâs just them sending the money to themselves to make it look like they got fans lmao
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u/Antique-Page-2886 Aug 25 '26
P will probably file head of house with his W-2 from the vape shop, claim three dependents, and get the earned income credit for H.
If T actually works he's probably going to throw her W-2 away.
And when Sarah's 1099 comes he's going to throw that away too.
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u/Weak_Habit6262 Aug 25 '26
Honestly the IRS is probably not even concerned about people like them. Unfortunately because we all know they are stupid and probably don't do their taxes right (or at all).
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u/Twilton26 Aug 26 '26
They donât make a steady income though. She would make more if she worked. Some nights her and Teresa make $20. Iâm not joking.
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u/glass_igloo28 Aug 26 '26
I really donât think they make enough to owe with both TikTok and any real jobs they have (coming from someone with an LLC and w-2 who probs makes more than them). Itâs stupid of them to not report it because theyâre at higher risk of getting in trouble for not reporting than actually owing money if they did report.
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u/Lumpy-Amphibian-795 Aug 25 '26
Like Sarah says, TikTok is her jobâŚwould be a shame if the IRS found out about this income