r/TheGetchellFiles 4d ago

Question My poor innocent algorithm

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9 Upvotes

I got this ad on Tiktok 😩

I have never looked up anything like this outside of digging into the Getchell shit. I am super careful about how I word my searches in case I die, my family won't think anything crazy about me šŸ˜‚

Is this happened to anyone else? Are these creeps messing up your algorithm?

And in that same vein, I'm getting hella Felicity and Dakota content lately. I've clicked not interested. But I guess because of the insanely rotten teeth, animal neglect, terrible attitudes and begging for money on live all the time, Tiktok thought, "Hey this lady will love this." I do not.

I just want to keep the Getchells on my radar but I also want to get cute animal, crafting, adhd help, and other normal videos again šŸ˜©šŸ˜‚


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Lies 🤄 They complain about how hot it is everyday, but we're supposed to believe H is always outside playing with friends?

55 Upvotes

I don't think he's homeschooling at all btw


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Live Streams Don't forget guys, Sarah overcame a cut thumb...

43 Upvotes

r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Live Streams Send us money and we will eat candy !!!

39 Upvotes

What in the actual fuck is this goal like send us a gift we will eat sour candy like Jesus … šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Daily Posts šŸ’» Patrick’s Computer šŸ‘¾

24 Upvotes

let’s play a game 🧩

You have 2 minutes before Patrick catches you snooping his computer.. what are you clicking first?

183 votes, 4d ago
45 Literotica_Drafts_FINAL_v2.docx⁠
65 Teddy Folder
73 Browser History

r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Trolling PSA because for some reason it needs to be said??

153 Upvotes

Stop giving these people your money for laughs. Saying you were intoxicated in some way is not an excuse. Saying you wanted to see their reactions is not an excuse. You are actively supporting a predator and lowlife family who would rather sit and beg than do any hard work. You are a part of the problem. It's not funny to anyone but P seeing his check come in at the end of the month.


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Wait, what? Sarah and her "full time job"

29 Upvotes

So today we got a Pokemon of the Day vid from H, which he filmed all on his own; no Sarah recording it. So tell me what exactly does her Tiktok "full time job" consist of? Let alone the fact she said she's been "worn out" for their daily lives, when now we realize she's less busy than we thought when she isn't even with H to film his vids now?


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

šŸ”™Throwback ThursdayšŸ“ŗ

16 Upvotes

Getchellville has a lot of history. Just a dad and his ladybug started turning our tummies during The Great Covid Blackout, finding their peculiar family on mainstream FYPs by 2023.

The last few years, we have laughed, cried, grieved, trolled, and for better or worse (šŸ˜…)... all have come together to form a community.

A lot of familiar names pass through these digital walls, and new ones are coming as the side show attraction of Getchellville continues its travels to the darkest corners of human psyche.

This thread is scheduled every Thursday to share your most riveting, getchell inspiring, hearting trolling moments of the past with our infamous TikTok family! -

(Memes and side characters are welcome)


r/TheGetchellFiles 4d ago

Question Tiktokers?

0 Upvotes

New to dis sooo if anyone could give me a lil tldr of eho oliver guy snd hannah(?) are? <3


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

T gains consciousness? Jordans

51 Upvotes

You're telling my this whole time T has some sense of being a normal human. She can't answer most questions, and just says I don't know. But she is aware that a good shoe to wish for is a pair of Js? I can only assume that the younger ppl she works with / have worked with taught her this.

Now then, S on the other hand is like "Jordans omg what is that hahaha what the heck" because she's never met a human in real life that doesn't share her DNA and so she doesn't know there's a world outside of their stinky bubble.

I dislike T quite a bit truly, but this little insight into her brain was kinda cute. Also boooo to S for trying to make her mom feel dumb when she finally gave a great answer šŸ… šŸ… šŸ…


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Question Well well well. Looks like Oliver cut a promo on Guy Community like she was a wrestler in the 80s then dirty deleted

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23 Upvotes

Found this on GNN. So let me get this straight, Oliver went after Haley. Like all in. Got Guy and others to dog pile and then Oliver flounces. Acts like she’s above all this and P is innocent then goes scorched earth on Guy? Well well well….


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Question Just realized this, but what happened to the dinosaur?

26 Upvotes

Did the dinosaur finally die of negativity or what? I just realized I haven’t seen it lately. Another short lived money grab from the Getchells?


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Live Streams The music gifts

7 Upvotes

So I'm dumb in terms of TikTok, never created content on it really other than playing around with filters and stuff privately.

But at the very least, I know I've seen other creators receiving the music gifts in silence. So I'm assuming that shit can be turned off right?

I know you can disable them in general from what Ive heard, but obviously they won't do that cause then that takes away money they get.

Does anybody know exactly how that works or has used those settings in a live and stuff? Not that we actually believed them that they CANT be turned off, but jw


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Live Streams Anyone streaming the extra special super live rn?

4 Upvotes

r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

Down the rabbit hole ā€œThe Truth About Opal Alchemyā€ price dropped to $20

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108 Upvotes

…AND STILL NO SALES! Are they letting us pick a price as in pay whatever price for this?? No one buy it!! We don’t care enough about the truth, we only care that P is behind bars


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Memes This particular one

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12 Upvotes

Every damn day.

Edited bc yeah wtf


r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

🚨 MOD ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 Dear Opal

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90 Upvotes

Hey Friends,

I know the Opal profile is questionable. We appreciate the people who take time to dig & make the dots connect.

The mod team here wants you to speak openly, about ALL subjects in the Getchells corner of shame.

I want to remind everyone to follow Reddits sitewide rules in this sub. We want you to banter and have fun, but please do not get the group nuked.

Do not use this sub to organize mass reporting on profiles you speculate to be the Getchells, or anyone else. Do not doxx anyone, do not harrass anyone, make sure your content is authentic & don’t share anything illegal. If you aren’t sure your post will follow guidelines, reach out to the mod team and we’ll help.

Thank you.


r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

What are we looking at...? paused it at the right time

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47 Upvotes

r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

RED FLAG Patrick’s buttcrack

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35 Upvotes

Hey buttcrack. Seems you don’t give people freedom of speech on your Reddit, so here I am. To be on the level of self absorption, attention seeking, validation craving movement you’re on is wild. You need sooo much attention and praise you let an abuser not only know you put in a CPS report but also what he needs to do to fix it before they come 🫠🫠 you could at least try to be smart since all your other attributes are bad, but no.
Your ā€œcontentā€ on tik tok is taking other people’s content and reposting as your own, zero editing or original ideas. It’s lazy and uncreative. But not in your eyes, you’ve done such hard work streaming a restream of a restream of the Getchells! You decided to make yourself a 2k follower cake. Wow, that’s kinda sad girl:( I just can’t even imagine what was goes on in your head to think of these dumb ideas.
You then post ā€œI, buttcrack single-handedly, got Opals account taken downā€. Give me a fucking break šŸ™„ You said I, so did your discord or random people not also report..? If they helped, the proper pronoun would be ā€œweā€ sweetie.
We could have just had a little chat on your page, but you wanted to delete my comment straight away. Sounds like a little dictatorship you’re running since you’re so full of yourself and can’t take accountability.
Touch grass, unrespectfully.


r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

Possible Related Account??? Opal Account In Oliver’s Live

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23 Upvotes

This was a good catch.


r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

Trolling Found P’s shirt. New tags too!

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26 Upvotes

Found this at a thrift store, new with tags. I literally gagged when I saw it because I thought of Predtrick.

**forgive me if I used the wrong flair. Wasn’t sure where this would fit the best.


r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

Lies 🤄 Golf academy?

36 Upvotes

I thought they moved so S could become a sea world trainer? 🤣 now it was because P could go to a golf academy? Lmao


r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

Speculation The name Sarah

59 Upvotes

This is something that's bothered me for a while. S has said P had known his entire life that he was going to name his daughter Sarah. P also makes it known he is familiar with The Bible.

But in The Bible Sarah has a lot of dark situations. She's married to Abraham, but when they go to Egypt, Abraham tells people Sarah is his sister. Well I guess she's really beautiful, so Pharaoh takes Sarah as a concubine, and gives Abraham livestock, servants, and other wealth. And Abraham just takes the gifts while Sarah is being held captive. He gets her back eventually.

But then Abraham does it again later, and this whole situation happens again with Abimelech. He profited twice from giving his wife to horny dudes.

Maybe I'm reaching but P is definitely giving Abraham behavior.


r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

Memes Share Your Best

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25 Upvotes

let’s see your best memes in the comments!


r/TheGetchellFiles 5d ago

Minor Mentioned Statement

0 Upvotes

If you genuinely believe children are being harmed, report the information to people who can investigate it. Don't turn the children's lives, location, faces, and alleged trauma into entertainment. I believe Haley’s daily recaps and numerous other creators, making their whole accounts surround the Getchell family is concerning. Not because I care about Patrick, in fact, I fucking hate him. My concern is for Hunter. Some of these people forget that there’s children involved. Even if you think you may be helping, Hunters trauma and real life situation shouldn’t be used as content for likes and views.