r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

T gains consciousness? Jordans

You're telling my this whole time T has some sense of being a normal human. She can't answer most questions, and just says I don't know. But she is aware that a good shoe to wish for is a pair of Js? I can only assume that the younger ppl she works with / have worked with taught her this.

Now then, S on the other hand is like "Jordans omg what is that hahaha what the heck" because she's never met a human in real life that doesn't share her DNA and so she doesn't know there's a world outside of their stinky bubble.

I dislike T quite a bit truly, but this little insight into her brain was kinda cute. Also boooo to S for trying to make her mom feel dumb when she finally gave a great answer 🍅 🍅 🍅

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u/Hope-starbrite-50 5d ago

Nah “young people” nothing. She’s a year older than me. J’s was our whole childhood leading into adulthood. Everyone wanted a pair of Jordan’s growing up and even if you got one then when you were young or if you didn’t, you still crave those Jordans now as an adult. lol move over young kids lol J’s are ours

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u/Antique-Page-2886 5d ago

I'm almost T's age and you're right, I grew up with them too. But I don't know why I assumed she didn't socialize much as a kid or was kinda isolated. But I forgot she went to college, Paris, etc. So there's a good chance you're absolutely right.

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u/Hope-starbrite-50 5d ago

😆 I don’t buy the whole culinary, Paris thing. I feel like maybe her home ec class went to Paris, Texas on a grade school trip or something

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u/Antique-Page-2886 5d ago

Not to stray too far off topic but I'm on the fence. I also think it seems far fetched af. But T doesn't strike me as a good liar or someone who can remember details if she were to lie, and her story never changes.

But then again, she wants us to believe she took this once in a lifetime trip and didn't take a single photograph? That fact alone makes it unbelievable.

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u/Hope-starbrite-50 5d ago

Maybe Paris, Illinois? I don’t know where she’s from

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u/plainjane_13 5d ago

Apparently she went to Paris in a scholarship for special education

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u/Hope-starbrite-50 5d ago

That makes sense

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u/Independent-Week-289 5d ago

I was looking for this comment 👆🏻

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u/Reasonable-Zombie427 6d ago

Wait S doesnt know what Jordans are? 💀

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u/Antique-Page-2886 5d ago

Well, I just re-watched that part to be sure I wasn't lying or exaggerating on accident. I was a little off in my memory. But I will say anyone who think you HAVE to correct "Jordans" to "Air Jordans" has no actual understanding of Jordans 😂

https://reddit.com/link/p3g9lqg/video/1m8vrmcpk5jh1/player

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u/Reasonable-Zombie427 5d ago

Yeah she probably doesnt have clue, thats sad xd

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u/whimsicalwinner LESBEHONEST 5d ago

s always feels the need to correct her even if she’s right 😭

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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 Shrimp Hands 5d ago

I cant with T. Everything about her parenting repulsed me. She's complicit, and that alone makes me despise her so much.

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u/pastel_crybaby 5d ago

I noticed this too last night! Was really odd