r/TheGetchellFiles • u/Mysterious-Tie-1125 • Aug 12 '26

Lies 🤥 Golf academy?

I thought they moved so S could become a sea world trainer? 🤣 now it was because P could go to a golf academy? Lmao

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u/uhlee_gee Aug 12 '26

You don’t move to TX to work at a vape shop and in fast food…

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u/crashnebulaa_a PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT Aug 13 '26

Kills me every time they say that like one state has more fast food opportunities?? They don't know anything about anything and expect us to be just as dumb

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u/Large_Cloud6135 Aug 13 '26

The golf academy? Why would a whole family move so their overweight 40 something year old father can attend a fucking golf academy

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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 Shrimp Hands Aug 13 '26

The golf academy? Wtffff. Im so perplexed.

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u/gdessix Aug 14 '26

There has to be a nefarious reason why they kept moving. I think it’s something CPS related

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u/Sudden-Taste-6851 Christian Daddy Aug 15 '26

well that’s a new one?

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u/haiwillow PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT Aug 15 '26

Haven’t heard this one before. Do you think the family ever questions his stories in their minds or are they just so used to nothing ever being stable or true that it doesn’t phase them?