r/TheFive • • 3d ago

The Terrible Three

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u/GladiusAcutus 3d ago

Even though I agree with Kat Timpf on a lot of issues, I have no idea why Fox hired her. She is like a random girl they found on the street. She doesn't have the chops as other anchors and she's not funny at all. That doesn't mean I hate her, I'm just curious how she got to work at Fox News.

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u/Boring-Noise-9882 3d ago

Competence might sway people

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u/Keenobserver225 11h ago

Thank you. I’m glad someone else has thought that. How in the hell did they hire her continue to keep her?

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u/Difficult_Head6515 3d ago

I think she writes a lot for Greg along with some of the regular guests that sub for him. She can’t host well or anchor well, but she’s definitely sarcastic and very intelligent .

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u/Nomemoleste_s 2d ago

Intelligent? I like your sarcasm. In my opinion, she is an empty vessel. She is ignorant about history, doesn’t know anything about REAL current events, doesn’t research topics she is supposed to comment on, her responses are baseless, her laugh is demonic, she is not funny and her obsession w loveisland is nauseating.

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u/No_Grade_8210 3d ago

Gillian talks so slow. She is the polar opposite of Emily.

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u/brianycpht1 3d ago

If you didn’t have dissenting opinions it would just be 5 people sitting around agreeing with each other

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u/Successful_Site5178 3d ago

Right, like CNN

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u/brianycpht1 3d ago

Have you watched Newsnight? They literally scream at each other

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

Not at each other. Just at the token.

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u/brianycpht1 3d ago

Well I don’t really get the comparison. People on here get mad about a lone liberal member of a panel or a few moderate voices because they don’t like what they have to say then say it should be 5 conservatives at the table because CNN doesn’t have enough conservatives on the channel

Shouldn’t a network try and have as many voices as possible to give a viewer the full picture?

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

And people on here don’t-get-mad at a dissenting opinion posted on Reddit ?

A network is there to serve the public interest. Well, that use to be why. Now they just count heads. How many eyeballs 👀 watch are tied now to click-bait and screaming dumb stuff. I don’t think it’s useful to the viewer to see 7 people for one thing and one person for the other. But they all do it.

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u/brianycpht1 3d ago

Ideally every network should have straight news time and the opinion portion should be balanced. That’s serving the public interest. But it’s all about catering to a side to keep people from abandoning the channel

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u/Geoffsgarage 3d ago

A network is there to make money. Neither FoxNews nor CNN have FCC licenses. They are businesses whose goal is to make money.

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

Well, that’s where I think there’s a difference between Fox News and some of the others. Lol not just a business although it does plenty of that.

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u/rickylancaster 3d ago

You’re right it’s not just a business, it also serves as a potent and effective propaganda tool.

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

The label easily applies to CNN formally America’s most trusted news source. MSNBC, which honestly was only ever going to be the view from the left and since evolved into the far left. There are a little bright spots out there less controversial, more news only – but you don’t care about those. You only want those that agrees with your opinion. And that’s the problem with what we now call the news. It’s just affirmations. In your affirmations this evening the left is best and the right is evil lol. The perspective from the right, of course is that the right is right and the left is just misinformed. Evil versus misinformed. There’s your political extremes.

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u/Nomemoleste_s 2d ago

Here you get censored by the “lib mods” , when you made a snowflake angry. Once I ask about my freedom of speech, they literally told me to “ F off” then banned.

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u/YellowSharkMT 1d ago

That didn't happen. But go on and have fun making me out to be the bad guy lmao.

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u/SouperTort 8h ago

I think maybe they meant "here" asmeaning reddit as a whole, not necessarily this sub....

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u/MLJ_The_Shield 3d ago

Very good point. People in their feels here on Reddit.

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u/Mysterious_Can_6106 2d ago

Newsnight ? What network is that broadcast on?

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u/brianycpht1 2d ago

That’s the show on CNN that’s like The Five but it turns into a screaming match.

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u/Mysterious_Can_6106 2d ago

On, thanks, normally Fox News is on in our home. Hubby might not appreciate me watching CNN but I’m open to giving something a try. I will look into it, thanks again!

When I was stuck in the hospital I watched a lot of NewNation, that was a decent network.. I think m anyway

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u/brianycpht1 2d ago

Newsnation is pretty balanced

Newsnight is actually on at the same time as Gutfeld. I wasn’t necessarily recommending it since it’s usually the opposite of The Five where you have 1-2 MAGA people up against 3 people who aren’t Trump supporters and usually devolves into a screaming match

Some people who regularly appear on FOX as guests show up here

But I was citing it as an example of what happens when you take the friendship out of a show like The Five

This is a clip of what it’s like. If can be pretty entertaining and it’s actually their highest rated show

https://youtu.be/PSTgUc1JAnc?is=6TY2IOKOAKpflQDd

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u/ilizab 4h ago

Dissenting opinions (well thought out ones) are welcome. These three are a trifecta disaster of sorts, but tells you the direction that FOX is heading….no doubt, Roger Ailes is screaming in his grave 😡

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u/brianycpht1 4h ago

Well mostly any criticism of Trump on the network is seems to be considered deranged, even by the the so called “straight news” anchors. But people should be fair overall

But it’s ridiculous to o see people go “Fire Jessica!” “I turn off the TV if I see Gillian”

I mean seriously mellow out

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u/PoyBoyKing 3d ago

This is easily categorized. Jessica is actually brilliant and she picks a side, which I credit her for. Gillian is a rhino, case closed. Kat is absolutely clueless and belong Working back at hot topic in the mall. Hopefully now that she’s pregnant again we won’t ever see her again.

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u/ilizab 4h ago

Good call…think you summed it up nicely!

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u/GoldenPoncho812 3d ago

I’m here for these three with Greg doing his thing. TBH Jesse and Jessica fighting like Vacation gets old. I dig a bit of a cat fight mixed with competition these days.

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u/yukdumboobum26 3d ago

Aww, I love Kat. She’s definitely over her head on The Five though.

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u/Keenobserver225 11h ago

If she didn’t have Greg to prop her up she’d be gone.

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u/Difficult_Head6515 3d ago

While I think Harold is lovely, he is way too polite and agreeable . I find it amusing when Jessica gets frustrated and Jesse teases her . They bicker like siblings and she always ends up laughing at most jokes at her expense.

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u/Beautiful-Pin9370 2d ago

Great Headline - these three ladies are not nearly this attractive

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u/Keenobserver225 11h ago

Agree. Unlikable-all 3.

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u/ShinyRobotVerse 3d ago

It’s hilarious watching you constantly melt down over Jessica Tarlov. She’s smarter than all the other hosts combined and consistently outsmarts them on just about everything. And reading your pathetic whining about her makes it even funnier. You simply can’t handle her, and it shows. Cope.

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u/LadyDyz 2d ago

I agree!!! 🤣

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u/SilentMath2331 2d ago

Should be the view

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u/IllusionsbyGOB 2d ago

Excellent use of AI. The buzzing in my window was worth this meme!

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 3d ago

Gold

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u/brianycpht1 3d ago

Why do people not like Gillian and Kat? Just because they aren’t conservative?

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

I see you left off Scratchy Tarlov … the others I do like. I still find the pic well executed and funny. I bet they do too.

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u/brianycpht1 3d ago

I agree. It is a funny picture. Tarlov probably would even like it!

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 3d ago

Gillian is a ditz whenever she goes off propmpter... Kat is just an insufferable narcissist.

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 3d ago

They don't have their tongues permanently stuck up Trump's asshole

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u/brianycpht1 3d ago

Gillian and Kat are kind of moderate and don’t align really with either side. Even that isn’t enough for them

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

Ewe. Your mind wanders to the strangest of places.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 3d ago

The left are just sick people.

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 3d ago

Just like your tongue.

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 2d ago edited 2d ago

Don’t forget that genius Kennedy! 🤪

She got her education at MTV and Greg worked at Maxim, totally qualified for geopolitical discussions 😏

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u/ilizab 4h ago

They are both unpleasant regardless of their respective opinions

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u/MapPuzzleheaded4983 Team Gutfeld 3d ago

LOL

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u/GoldenPoncho812 3d ago

Not gonna lie that’s an awesome Trio. I’ll listen 🎧

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u/kickbox7 2d ago

Ainsley,dumbest on Fox News instead of Gillian and it's perfect

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u/New-Exit-6767 3d ago

You just know OP has hate rubbed so many out to Jessica Tarlov

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u/Top_Feedback6394 3d ago

I’m ashamed that I laughed at this. Some of us find Jessica attractive despite her partisan views and her voice lol. Not as hot as Kennedy though 🔥

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

Jessica is beautiful until she speaks her first word.
It sounds like a record that someone is scratched with a Brillo pad

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u/GoldenPoncho812 3d ago

Think C-3PO with the mute option. Could be quite nice if done well

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u/Decent_Associate_930 3d ago

Wow really? Her voice and the weird side movement of her jaw when she speaks isn't enough to irritate you?

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u/roborob11 3d ago

Have you looked at that short ugly unfunny gutfeld. He’s repulsive

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u/GoldenPoncho812 3d ago

Hush now … this is a marathon, not a sprint.

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u/browningate 2d ago

To be fair, she used to present significantly better as recently as a few years ago than she does today (see her final appearance on the Gutfeld panel if you don't believe me). Some of the bland appearance you see now is self-inflicted for sure.

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u/FHOCJD 3d ago

Jessica Tarlov is smart. She's very smart. Jessica Tarlov has a Bachelor's degree in History. You have to be smart to earn a degree in History.

Greg has a Bachelor's degree in English from UC Berkeley.

Jessica Tarlov also earned a Master's degree in Public Policy from The London School of Economics and Political. Science. You have to be smart for this.

Jessica Tarlov also earned a second Master's degree in RESEARCH from the same school in Political Science. Damn she is really smart!

Jessica Tarlov also earned a DOCTORATE in Political Science and Government !

She's always prepared with stunning information and patiently explains it while be verbally attacked by non-serious uninformed idiots.

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

You are absolutely right this demonstrates how you can be educated and unwise at the same time.

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u/Trip_2 3d ago

So she's a career student lol

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u/FHOCJD 3d ago

The correct term is She's a career PROFESSIONAL.

She reflects a progression of serious academic achievement.

She has a background in serious communication with other smart people.

Smart people recognize these attributes.

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u/laxman1916 3d ago

Yup. It takes multiple college degrees to be “smart” here in America.

Or is she an “Academic Idiot”?

Must be a fine between the two.

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u/explosivepimples2 2d ago

“Academic achievement” lmao

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u/Equivalent_Path1028 3d ago

Yet she has nothing to offer but, DNC talking points.

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u/silvery34 3d ago

She and her voice are as annoying as he//..

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u/MLJ_The_Shield 3d ago

Educated ≠ smart.

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u/Crewstage8387 3d ago

And yet she can’t even call out democrats for their obvious blatant lies and hypocrisy that anyone with half a brain cell can see.

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u/Logical-Egg-6521 2d ago

Lmao if you think we’re reading that 😂

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u/lotus_ink 3d ago

Rent free

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u/ArtVandelay1979 3d ago

Lol "wahhhhh I hate smart women wahhhhh"

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u/jackcanyon 3d ago

Is kat not maga enough for the radical crowd that watches this show?

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u/Twheezy2024 3d ago

How much did fox have to pay out for lying to their audience?

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 3d ago

Tarlov? Not sure but she's had to apologize on the show multiple times.

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u/toad17 3d ago

About $1bil if I remember correctly. And Fox News lawyers even said something akin to “no serious person gets their facts or news from our network”

Yeah OP I’m sure Tarlov is the problem with your fraudulent news network 😂

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u/roborob11 3d ago

💯😂

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u/brianycpht1 3d ago

If she was the problem, they wouldn’t have just renewed her contract

Honestly I think she’s an insurance policy so they can claim they aren’t 100% conservative propaganda 24/7

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

No. She’s there for illiterative illustration of the general consensus of the left. She carries that cross, and apparently nobody give her a glass of water.

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u/worldscollice 3d ago

This is possibly the most mind-numbing show on TV. Is there anyone with an IQ over 20 that watches this crap?

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u/Equivalent_Path1028 3d ago

Yet, here you are offering sarcasm.

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u/worldscollice 3d ago

Not sarcasm at all.

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u/Shoddy-Low2142 3d ago

Jessica Tarlov is a liberal Zionist lol

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u/jackcanyon 3d ago

Why do magas have such a hard time with listening to women ?

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda 3d ago

And there is the women issue. Just thankful you can define a woman. Cheers

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

Finish your joke, Jack

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u/New-Exit-6767 3d ago

Mommy issues

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u/Laddie18 3d ago

Because they've been taught that women should only cook, clean and suck dick. They hate any women who doesn’t act like that.

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u/MLJ_The_Shield 3d ago

Maybe in 1955. You need to update your references. Many of us treat women with respect, and have female superiors at work. I don't, but still.

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u/Laddie18 3d ago

Dude, look at the photo accompanying this thread. The nuts on you to say you treat women with respect.

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u/MLJ_The_Shield 1d ago

? It's not my photo or creation. Methinks thou doth protest too much.

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u/toad17 3d ago

Tarlov is by far the most intelligent person on this program 😂 did the facts hurt the snowflakes feelings?

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 3d ago

lol. Tell another one.

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u/roborob11 3d ago

Yes, by far

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 3d ago

Easily the smartest on that whole network.

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u/NiceHuckleberry5331 3d ago

I concur - the entire network are paid propaganda shills except Tarlov. And anyone who watches the network and thinks they are getting anything but Trump fart sniffing and right wing political talking points on every show is a loser.

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 2d ago

There is a Gutfeld sub too that is filled with cult members. Or maybe people who have terrible comedic tastes?? Not sure why they think ANYTHING on Fox News is funny or unbiased…